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An Angel who did not so much Fall as Saunter Vaguely Downwards

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Sometimes, i try to write stuffs and you can find it here: AO3 or here Tumblr Fics . The rest of the time, this is a mess of fandoms (Sterek, Drarry, Stony, Good omens, Spirk, Hannigram and so many others) and anything that catches my eyes. Marie, she/her,, french. Prompts are always open, and you are welcome to come talk to me whenever you want ! (keep in mind I can be slow to answer though...)

giving birth sucks tbh. not only do you and the baby you’re birthing almost die, usually you shit yourself and often you tear your taint. then you have to push an organ out of your body (placenta) and if even a little of that remains in your body, you can hemorrhage to death or develop an infection that essentially rots your body from the inside out. even if you had a relatively “easy birth”, you bleed for weeks on end. even after that stops, your body and brain is changed for the rest of your life, the pregnancy leeched minerals from your bones, that can cause osteoporosis later. minor urinary incontinence is not uncommon, brain scans of people who gave birth show permanent changes in their brain, you’re never quite the same.

I say all of this not to say giving birth is disgusting but it is a harrowing and visceral experience. society downplays how fucking awful it is and makes it out to be a ~magical~ experience but it isn’t a magical transformative experience for everyone. it can be an extremely traumatic experience for someone who wanted to carry a pregnancy to term, much more so for someone who did not want to be pregnant in the first place or someone who knows their baby won’t survive the birth. anyway, abortion is a right. pregnancy and birth aren’t just inconvenient, it’s fucking awful.

How is it that in this entire post you didn’t say the word “woman” once? Only one sex gives birth. Only women have these experiences, only women are at risk for everything mentioned here, women are the only people this applies to. Erasing the word enables the problem.

I’m an evil trans man with a big fat pussy and it’s my life’s purpose to erase women by using inclusive language. Everyone I make a post a random woman disappears off the planet. Clean vanishes. They’re renaming all maternity wards labor & delivery wards because of me. The word breastfeeding no longer exists in the dictionary. It’s all chestfeeding now. Many world powers are trying to stop me. They can’t. They’re too slow. I’m always two steps ahead.

"What made you follow your mutual" I don't know. I don't remember anything. In my mind we were mutuals at birth. Since the dawn of time. The start of the earth's spin

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my soft and comfortable mama

ID: a baby tiger laying on an adult tiger’s arm. The baby tiger looks content. End ID.

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Au where Arthur is in love with Merlin but he's not even in denial, he's just incredibly annoyed by his own feelings.

Gwaine: Merlin looks lovely today, doesn't he?

Arthur: unfortunately, yes.

Gwaine: don't be so - wait, you're admitting it?

Arthur: *already on his way to Merlin. Ruffles his hair, shakes him about, tells him to Clean the stables.*

*Merlin suddenly looking like he'd been run over by a horse.*

Arthur: much better

Gwaine: ...

Arthur: what?! It's distracting!!!

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we are NOT reclaiming "female hysteria". listen to me. women fucking died because their every issue was labelled "hysteria" in recent fucking history. we are not talking about the old times we are talking about my grandparents' generation. the legacy of the hysteria diagnosis is alive and well in many many forms we are not. under any circumstances. reclaiming this one

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Arthur: Don't kill me, I'm married!
Villain of the week: Do you think I care?
Arthur: You misunderstood, that was a warning.
*Sound of small boots approaching quickly*

Villain: Hears small boots stomping rapidly towards their location

Villain: Why do I hear boss music??

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Gaius: You took advice from Arthur?!
Merlin: It's called hitting rock bottom,Gaius.
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It is simply not fulfilling to enjoy media in the height of its popularity. You need to show up so late to the party that everybody else is gone and the hosts are asleep so you can rummage through their trash for chip dip and stale hors d’oeurves to eat alone in the dark like a dirty little raccoon secret

deeply felt as a new Merlin devotee

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i forgot to post it here as well, but christmas buddie kissing🥰✨

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How I think the knights would react if they walked in on Arthur and Merlin kissing for the first time

Leon: Quietly closes the door and stands guard outside so no one else disturbs them. If he has to leave he puts up a sigh saying "Poetry in session - Do not disturb"

Percival: Quickly backs out of the room apologising the entire time

Gwaine: Asks to join, gets something thrown at him, threatens Arthur to treat Merlin right, and finally leaves while talking about all the people who owe him money thanks to this

Elyan: Calls out "THEY'RE KISSING" while running away from the room

Lancelot: Quietly closes the door and slowly backs away down the hall. As soon as he's too far away for them to hear he's running to find Gwen and tell her everything

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