Ask Alastor

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Anonymous asked:

"So... Mimsy was a bit of a loudmouth about your relationship with her, what do you think?"

Not surprising, she always did have a "loudmouth" as you put it.

Trust me, she knows better than to speak too ill of me. I have my ways of dealing with her.

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franswolfy asked:

Is it true that you and Lucifer are dating?

No? Who the hell told you that?

He’s married to the first douch bag, Adam.

talesfromawannabewriter

Yeah everyone knows that your husband is Vox!

...... We aren't married either! He's with that stupid fucking Moth that-

No, not going to get into that one.

talesfromawannabewriter

Sounds like you want to though.

Seriously, why don’t you go and save your prince?

We all know he wants only you, why do you think he’s dating such a douche?

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...........

It's not that easy. Why do you think we had a falling out? He chose that..... THING over our friendship. Among other things that happened.

I can't make him be my friend...... Or whatever.

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franswolfy asked:

Is it true that you and Lucifer are dating?

No? Who the hell told you that?

He’s married to the first douch bag, Adam.

talesfromawannabewriter

Yeah everyone knows that your husband is Vox!

...... We aren't married either! He's with that stupid fucking Moth that-

No, not going to get into that one.

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franswolfy asked:

Is it true that you and Lucifer are dating?

No? Who the hell told you that?

He’s married to the first douch bag, Adam.

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Want to see what's worse than Mammon kissing Adam?

Alastor kissing Adam. 😈

Heyy, it's me. Adam. You know the husband of the guy.

So you see, after Lucifer saw this ask he threw himself out of the window.

And I thought I might answer this interesting image instead because he left his phone here.

Anyway, I'm going to call the cops and jump after him now if you don’t mind.

........

There is not enough bleach in the world to remove this from my memory.

For the first time Bambi,

You’re right.

Me chuckling: "Besides I'm pretty Damn sure that Alastor fancies the TV demon far More than the Queen of Helll himself, if you know what I mean~" 😏

((Mmm-hmm now that is one Voxy mama~))

W-where did you find that photo!?

What, interested?

…. Go do it somewhere else bitch.

Get off my blog!

You’re reblogging my husband’s post!

So? The other person was talking to ME!! Not you or your husband.

He still gets the notification. Seriously, are you fucking slow?

I'm well aware he gets the stupid notification idiot! People have conversations on other people's posts all the time on this site. What's the matter can't handle the attention not being on you for once?

Maybe he just doesn’t constantly want to see you thirst over a tv.

I know I don’t..

I didn't even bring it up!! FFS.....

Oh and you think people like seeing you two fawn over each other? Get a room.

And I do not "thirst".

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Want to see what's worse than Mammon kissing Adam?

Alastor kissing Adam. 😈

Heyy, it's me. Adam. You know the husband of the guy.

So you see, after Lucifer saw this ask he threw himself out of the window.

And I thought I might answer this interesting image instead because he left his phone here.

Anyway, I'm going to call the cops and jump after him now if you don’t mind.

........

There is not enough bleach in the world to remove this from my memory.

For the first time Bambi,

You’re right.

Me chuckling: "Besides I'm pretty Damn sure that Alastor fancies the TV demon far More than the Queen of Helll himself, if you know what I mean~" 😏

((Mmm-hmm now that is one Voxy mama~))

W-where did you find that photo!?

What, interested?

…. Go do it somewhere else bitch.

Get off my blog!

You’re reblogging my husband’s post!

So? The other person was talking to ME!! Not you or your husband.

He still gets the notification. Seriously, are you fucking slow?

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Want to see what's worse than Mammon kissing Adam?

Alastor kissing Adam. 😈

Heyy, it's me. Adam. You know the husband of the guy.

So you see, after Lucifer saw this ask he threw himself out of the window.

And I thought I might answer this interesting image instead because he left his phone here.

Anyway, I'm going to call the cops and jump after him now if you don’t mind.

........

There is not enough bleach in the world to remove this from my memory.

For the first time Bambi,

You’re right.

Me chuckling: "Besides I'm pretty Damn sure that Alastor fancies the TV demon far More than the Queen of Helll himself, if you know what I mean~" 😏

((Mmm-hmm now that is one Voxy mama~))

W-where did you find that photo!?

What, interested?

…. Go do it somewhere else bitch.

Get off my blog!

You’re reblogging my husband’s post!

So? The other person was talking to ME!! Not you or your husband.

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Want to see what's worse than Mammon kissing Adam?

Alastor kissing Adam. 😈

Heyy, it's me. Adam. You know the husband of the guy.

So you see, after Lucifer saw this ask he threw himself out of the window.

And I thought I might answer this interesting image instead because he left his phone here.

Anyway, I'm going to call the cops and jump after him now if you don’t mind.

........

There is not enough bleach in the world to remove this from my memory.

For the first time Bambi,

You’re right.

Me chuckling: "Besides I'm pretty Damn sure that Alastor fancies the TV demon far More than the Queen of Helll himself, if you know what I mean~" 😏

((Mmm-hmm now that is one Voxy mama~))

W-where did you find that photo!?

What, interested?

…. Go do it somewhere else bitch.

Get off my blog!

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Anonymous asked:

KeeKee was laying on one of Alastor's tables, somehow having got into his room. Here was a literal hand in front of her.

- @the-hazbin-key

Oh Keekee however did you manage to get in here kitty?

*He goes over to pet her and noticed the hand*

And where did you find this?

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fanofstuff01 asked:

Did you ever wonder how it’d be if you stayed with da Vees? And didn’t refuse to modernize?

Hmmm...... Maybe I did once after I ended our companionship.

Though Charlie is making very slow progress in trying to get me to use modern technology, hence me being here, I don't believe I would ever fully go modern.

Not my style.

What ‘style’?

Oh please, like you know style. You wear robes that make you look like the fat blob you are.

I- Well-

At least I don’t look like a used tampon!

Lucifer carries that “old fashioned suit” style much better than you by the way.

I do not!

Oh please, one wrong move and that ugly white suit of his is ruined.

At least I have the height advantage over him.

Hmm it’s almost as if it’s unable to get stained or something..

Ah yes, hit him with the height thing because you don’t have ANYTHING else to pick on huh? Classic sign of insecurity.

Well news flash motherfucker he can turn you into this with a finger snap.

You know it isn’t that bad of an idea. Give me a second..

You wouldn't fucking DARE!!

And me? Insecure? Hardly, you and your husband are the embodiments of insecure.

Oh I WOULD fucking dare.

PFFT- Okay okay, ignoring how you call me, the most perfect fucking being in the universe insecure, but, Lucifer, the sin of Pride is insecure? HA!!

Oh please! You're far from fucking perfect. And yes, you can't tell me that you're not insecure about your gut and that he isn't insecure about being the height of a toddler.

Pf, whatever you say. And for the record, Lu's height is completely fine, it just seems short compared to you guys. And I'd rather be embarrassed about my height rather than fucked up yellow teeth and that fuckass bob of a haircut.

There is nothing wrong with my teeth! I brush them asshole! And what's wrong with my hair?

Yeah, he's only taller than children and imps!

@the-original-dick-1

Big talk for someone who's also on a leash

The FUCK did you just say to me!?

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Want to see what's worse than Mammon kissing Adam?

Alastor kissing Adam. 😈

Heyy, it's me. Adam. You know the husband of the guy.

So you see, after Lucifer saw this ask he threw himself out of the window.

And I thought I might answer this interesting image instead because he left his phone here.

Anyway, I'm going to call the cops and jump after him now if you don’t mind.

........

There is not enough bleach in the world to remove this from my memory.

For the first time Bambi,

You’re right.

Me chuckling: "Besides I'm pretty Damn sure that Alastor fancies the TV demon far More than the Queen of Helll himself, if you know what I mean~" 😏

((Mmm-hmm now that is one Voxy mama~))

W-where did you find that photo!?

Velvet made it, along with that cute little dress she made for him, why I do not mistaken but is that blushing I see that's radiating from the radio demon himself?, Oooh Alastor you sly dog~

GIF by cryoverkiltmilk

Am not! Just.... Mildly curious is all.

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Want to see what's worse than Mammon kissing Adam?

Alastor kissing Adam. 😈

Heyy, it's me. Adam. You know the husband of the guy.

So you see, after Lucifer saw this ask he threw himself out of the window.

And I thought I might answer this interesting image instead because he left his phone here.

Anyway, I'm going to call the cops and jump after him now if you don’t mind.

........

There is not enough bleach in the world to remove this from my memory.

For the first time Bambi,

You’re right.

Me chuckling: "Besides I'm pretty Damn sure that Alastor fancies the TV demon far More than the Queen of Helll himself, if you know what I mean~" 😏

((Mmm-hmm now that is one Voxy mama~))

W-where did you find that photo!?

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Adam: Here are the others.

Adam: Which, I don't think I suck at tongue twisters. And why would I need to drive? I can fly even though Luci did teach me and I hit a deer.

You did that on purpose!

You shouldn’t be standing on the road and staring at the fucking flashes if you didn’t want to get hit. I’m just saying.

I was crossing the fucking road!!

Hmm, yes, and then you looked at the flashlights of the damn car when it came close, deer.

I can't help looking like you can't help being a fat asshole!

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fanofstuff01 asked:

Did you ever wonder how it’d be if you stayed with da Vees? And didn’t refuse to modernize?

Hmmm...... Maybe I did once after I ended our companionship.

Though Charlie is making very slow progress in trying to get me to use modern technology, hence me being here, I don't believe I would ever fully go modern.

Not my style.

What ‘style’?

Oh please, like you know style. You wear robes that make you look like the fat blob you are.

I- Well-

At least I don’t look like a used tampon!

Lucifer carries that “old fashioned suit” style much better than you by the way.

I do not!

Oh please, one wrong move and that ugly white suit of his is ruined.

At least I have the height advantage over him.

Hmm it’s almost as if it’s unable to get stained or something..

Ah yes, hit him with the height thing because you don’t have ANYTHING else to pick on huh? Classic sign of insecurity.

Well news flash motherfucker he can turn you into this with a finger snap.

You know it isn’t that bad of an idea. Give me a second..

You wouldn't fucking DARE!!

And me? Insecure? Hardly, you and your husband are the embodiments of insecure.

Oh I WOULD fucking dare.

PFFT- Okay okay, ignoring how you call me, the most perfect fucking being in the universe insecure, but, Lucifer, the sin of Pride is insecure? HA!!

Oh please! You're far from fucking perfect. And yes, you can't tell me that you're not insecure about your gut and that he isn't insecure about being the height of a toddler.

There is nothing wrong with my teeth! I brush them asshole! And what's wrong with my hair?

Yeah, he's only taller than children and imps!

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Anonymous asked:

So, did you kiss Vox under the mistletoe?

No? I didn't even see him.

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Yes, Merry Sinsmas to you all.

Make sure to tune in for a special broadcast.

angelicgemmus

*Gemmus turns on the radio in the large dining hall of the Retreat. The conversations happening around the tables covered with a delicious sinsmas feast dim to murmurs and whispers as Gemmus gets everyone's attention* All right everyone! Our greatest sponsor, Lord Alastor, is doing a special broadcast this evening! Let's give him our support and all our attention while we enjoy this delicious Christmas dinner!