The first thing I thought when I saw this picture is "Adam would definitely do that". 😂

Eww hear me out

Cop Adam and detective Lucifer or idk

That works! Lol

Adam: WHOS THERE!?

Lucifer : Christ Adam! It’s just me!

Adam: Oh….. Knock next time

Lucifer squinting at him like he's fucking crazy: babe this is my house what are you even doing here

Adam who let himself in: taking a shower duh

Lucifer: No I mean why are you having one in my house?

Adam: ….. You have hot water.

Lucifer: Forget to pay the water bill again?

Adam: No!…… Maybe

Lucifer: thought so, how about I join you help you get that soap off

Adam blushing realizing how naked he is and tries to cover himself with his hands: fucking pervert

Lucifer: you're saying that to me? After you ran out of the shower with a gun

Adam sucked on his bottom lip and waddled his way back to the bathroom while Lucifer chuckled and followed the cop to the bedroom, Adam was fucking lucky he didn't slip and accidentally shoot the ceiling.

Lucifer: Why do you even have your gun in the bathroom with you anyway dove?

Adam: Hey, always gotta be prepared. You’re house is full of valuable shit Luci, can’t have some freak robbing you.

Lucifer only smiled and shook his head, he went into the bathroom with Adam and they hoped into the shower together.

Lucifer: Look at you sheriff soapy~

Adam chuckled and handed his boyfriend the body puff. He squeaked when he felt Lucifer wash his lower back.

Lucifer: Just making sure you’re clean ~

(am I a pervert? Yes yes I am)

Lucifer massaged into Adams sore back muscles and he smiled devilishly as his boyfriend moaned and jolted as little tingles of pain shot up.

Lucifer: what's the matter baby? Sore after sitting in your car all day?

Lucifer pulled Adams hips back and the cop grunted and huffed, feeling Lucifers cock between his ass cheeks and thighs.

Adam: I was on school zone duty

Lucifer hummed and slid his hands along Adams love handles making his way to Adams belly: mmhmm did you see Cain and Abel today?

Adam let out a breath as Lucifers hands worked their magic on his body: yeah, they had practice today and we're gonna stay with Eve

Lucifer paused: Thats great!! That means you and me get to spend this weekend together

Adam pouted when Lucifer kissed him and started washing himself, damn it now he was all worked up.

(That's makes two of us lol)

Adam grabbed the shampoo and started washing his hair, still pouting he lathered up his chocolate brown hair.

Adam: Yeah looks like...... What were you up to today?

Lucifer: Working on a missing persons case. It's not looking good, this girl has been missing for nearly three days.

Yeah that definitely wasn't good.

Adam: Any leads?

Lucifer hung the body puff up: No, nothing.

Adam nodded and stood under the stream to wash the soap out, if Lucifer wasn't going to fuck him in the shower he could at least get clean.

Adam: Eeek!!

The little fucker tweeked his nipple!

Adam: Luci! Stop teasing!

(it's fun to be evil HAHAHAHAHAHAHA)

Lucifer hummed as he began to grope Adams chest: I feel bad for the family but at the moment all we can do is wait, I was hoping this weekend can help me disassociate and just be with my partner

Adam turned a bit so he could kiss Lucifers cheek: it's ok babe I'm sure a lead will come up

Lucifer nodded and kissed Adam till he had the man moaning and whimpering. Lucifer slid his leg between Adams fat thighs and allowed the man to grind down on him while the blonde continued to play with his breasts. The case was really something especially since it was so close to the boys school too, it made him feel better when Adam said they were going with Eve. She was a retired soldier and the girl was definitely a mama bear. Right now he wanted to focus on his lover.

Adam whimpered and shuddered under the water pulling Lucifer from his grim thoughts.

Adam: Luce stop teasing you're driving me fucking crazy

Lucifer smiled and slid his hand to Adams nickegcted dick, massaging the bean till it was fully erect: so impatient, someone must be ovulating

Adam gasped when Lucifer pushed him forward against the shower wall, the cop moaned as his boyfriend pushed into him. The sting of no prep made Adam shiver before Lucifer started to thrust.

(I think I've gone mad hhahahahahahah porn)

(Hehehehe)

Adam wished there was something for him to grab onto instead of just the tile of the shower wall, his cheek pressed into it as Lucifer had a firm grip on his hips.

Lucifer: Mmm.~ You're so perfect for me darling.~

Adam moaned as Lucifer went deeper and hit that perfect spot inside of him.

Adam: Ahh!~ P-please!~

Lucifer: Oooh, but we're just getting started baby.~ I bet you just want me to cum inside you, you'd like that wouldn't you.~

Adam: Y-yes!~

Lucifer hummed pushed all the way in, grinding and rolling his hips, he could feel Adam's legs shaking. He then shifted to pounding into him.

Adam: AHHH!! OH GOD!!~

Adam was a moaning mess drooling as Lucifer thrusted into his sweet spot, Adams legs felt like jelly but the need to stay standing and not slip was greater. He was so grateful Lucifer showed had more grip than his own.

Lucifer was groaning while pumping into him: fuck Adam you feel so fucking good, god damn it's like you're sucking me deeper

Adam moaned: yeah, yeah right there baby mmhmm ah ah~

Lucifer picked up his pace forcing Adams hips down on his shaft as he fucked hard and fast into Adam, till it had him cumming and twitching around his shaft. The blonde wasn't far behind and quickly pulled out, he fucked between Adams thighs till he was cumming. As much as cumming into Adam felt so right he wanted to save that for later than weekend.

Adam whined: why'd you pull out?

Lucifer kissed his cheek and massaged Adams stomach: punishment for using my shower without calling me first

Adam blushed and pouted his lips: I thought you were busy today

Lucifer laughed as he finished his shower while Adam got out to get dressed, he'll make up for Adams disappointment later right now he needed a shower and a good rest. He'll have to look at paperwork before sleeping which he didn't look forward to.

Lucifer: I decided to bring the paperwork home with me otherwise I'd be there forever.

Adam pulled on his pajama pants, he kept a pair at Lucifer's place for when he slept over.

Lucifer wrapped a towel around his waist before going into the bedroom to pull his own on, might as well be comfortable while doing paperwork.

Adam: Want any help?

Lucifer: Thank you love, but I don't want to bum you out with all this shit.

Adam: Maybe I could catch something? I'm more than just a pretty face you know.

After hours of looking through paperwork and files Adam did in fact find something that was overlooked, Lucifer hadn't noticed that there was a report a week ago of someone suspicious in the area.

Lucifer: yeah but what makes it connected?

Adam: similar ages and the chick that got away seems to resemble the missing girl, it could lead no where but you might as well check it out

Lucifer hummed: yeah I'll talk to Sera about it

Adam put the paperwork down and kissed Lucifer cheek: don't stress too much babe you'll get em

Lucifer sighed: yeah I hope so

(hear me out Alastor is the guy who took the girl and is preparing her for food? I know I know it's dark but... I can't defend myself)

((That's perfect actually, fits his character lol))

Adam: You will, you have saved so many people before this will be no different.

Lucifer smiled, he was grateful Adam had more faith in him than he did.

Lucifer: Thank you dove, now, let's talk about something not so depressing. You know what always cures my depression?

Adam: Tea and a bubble bath that smells like a bath and body works?

Lucifer snickered: Sometimes, but right now.~

He tackled Adam and started to pepper his face with kisses making his boyfriend squeak in surprise and laugh as he was being tickled.

After a beautiful session of love making they eventually knocked the fuck out. Adam groaned as he lifted himself up, the blanket sliding off his chest as he smacked his lips. Looking to his side he smiled at Lucifer who was still asleep and drooling over his pillow, Adam shifted before a feeling of dread slid up his spine. Lucifers jizz was still in him.

Adam mumbled: fuck

He quickly shuffled trying hard not to make more of a mess, laundry sucked ass when it came to Lucifer big ass bed. Something about being an Alaskan king. Adam loved it but damn it was annoying to make up.

Making his way to the bathroom he heard Lucifer whine at the lack of warmth before hearing his boyfriends nasty duck walk against the floor. Adam rolled his eyes and started the water to the shower putting on a shower cap before entering, didn't need to over wash his hair when he just needed a quick rinse. Lucifer stumbled in behind him and hugged his naked body.

Lucifer: so warm mmm why are you taking a shower so early

Adam: because someone pumped their fucking baby cream in me with no condom

Lucifer pouted and let go: fine what do you want for breakfast?

Lucifer grabbed his toothbrush and used the shower water to wet it as he put his tooth paste on and started brushing his teeth. Adam checked the waters temp before getting in.

Adam: hmm bacon sounds fucking delicious right now, I'm kinda tired of eggs they make me want to vomit right now

Lucifer nodded as he finished and wiped his mouth: no eggs got it, and no sausages either right?

Adam: yeah no sausages today babe

Lucifer headed to the kitchen getting a glimpse of some fallen paperwork, he picked it up. It was one of the suspects for the case a guy with a eerie smile that just screamed sinister. They had told him to stop smiling but he replied "you're not fully dressed without a smile" it was weird. Oh well Lucifer would deal with it on Monday this weekend was for him and Adam.

(I can't help it I love wholesome stuff lol 😂)

What’s he pointing at?

Redesigns of these folks to break the digital art block lol

I'm so srry for the hiatus :,) y'all

We could say... They're falling in love

lol

Take your test and find out your results. If you take it I want to see your results.

@things-arent-what-they-seem66 @talesfromawannabewriter

Well then lol

@beef-brisket

@fanofstuff01

@lilacwriter07

@sir-tater-of-the-tot

I don’t know much about South Park

i think kid lloyd definitely tried to make everyone play uno with him and insisted it would be a good team bonding experience but regretted it every single time because none of them know how to be Normal about games. jay starts accusing people of sabotage like two turns in. the smith siblings are 100% cheating the entire time but the difference is kai will deny it with his whole chest and act genuinely offended if anyone calls him out, while nya just shrugs and keeps doing it. zane is somehow playing for science and keeps taking notes mid-game. cole doesn’t care but wins every time. and someone definitely always makes lloyd cry with a plus 4 stacked on two other plus 4’s but everyone else is too busy arguing over whether stacking is even allowed to notice

Happy Ace Day! ♠️🩶🤍💜

Adamsapple time, I'm actually planning on making a couple of frames that you'll surely love… LOL

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH. SO SO MUCH YOU HAVE NO IDEA.

HAPPYONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY

(*≧∀≦)

@zeddyzi

a mug that just says “don’t talk to me until i’ve fucked your wife”

Lucifer core

love the idea that kai and nya have the exact same hair length but you’d never know it because nya just lets hers do its own thing or throws it into a ponytail (normal and sane,, expected,,,) but kai just genuinely refuses to leave the monastery if his hair isn’t sticking up at a 90 degree angle

Hey, I'm seeing a lot of negativity towards ourselves, and that's not cool, so I'm getting out my Love Stick (you can giggle, go ahead) and I'm whacking the lot of you with it before handing it off to the next person to give a whack.

Ready? HERE WE GO!

WHACK.

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Get whacked and spread it around

@malaierba *gently pets* hope things go better for you soon

@bloogers-boogers *gives a heart cookie* get well soon

*Sniff* No cookie 🥺

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Take THIS!

OWWW!!!! IT HURTS!! LOVE HURTS!!!

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Dw I’ll give you a cookie Things 🍪

I love this so much you have no idea..

"why do you ship [charater] x [charater] its never gonna be canon!!" because i can and i think they work well together? also who the hell cares lmao? honestly if you limit your ships to just canon thats kinda sad