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THE Dickmaster

@the-original-dick-1

Sideblog where you ask Adam things, mainly about his relationship with a King named Lucifer.
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Sup?

This is an ask/rp blog where you can ask the First man himself about anything in particular, especially about his relationship with the Devil.

And sometimes will have small rps including both our boys!

Rules:

A: No minors please. This blog can and will include NSFW questions and overall sex talk between our boys. I’m not exactly on board with full blown smut in this but just know that.

B: The answers can be mean. I want to stay in character as much as possible, so if you send him an ask that would make him angry at you, he will be. Don't take it as a personal attack.

C: All the artwork used for expressions on this account is made by @/rius-cave unless stated otherwise. Other artwork are credited if I know the creator, please do tell me who it is and if they're ok with reposts if you know them.

D: I have my individual hcs about them here and there, Adam will answer accordingly to them.

E: I do not promise to answer the questions/continue any rb right away. Sometimes it can even wait for days.

That’s all I got lol

Other Shit:

A: This is when Adam has fallen as a sinner and had started dating properly with Lucfer.

B: They match pfps lol

C: Okay so there’s this other rp account called @ask-adamsapple66 made by @things-arent-what-they-seem66. Check that out too.

#guitarduck#adamsapple#lucifer x adam#adam x lucifer#hazbin hotel#ask blog
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things-arent-what-they-seem66 asked:

Want to see what's worse than Mammon kissing Adam?

Alastor kissing Adam. 😈

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the-king-of-hell-66-6 answered:

Heyy, it's me. Adam. You know the husband of the guy.

So you see, after Lucifer saw this ask he threw himself out of the window.

And I thought I might answer this interesting image instead because he left his phone here.

Anyway, I'm going to call the cops and jump after him now if you don’t mind.

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........

There is not enough bleach in the world to remove this from my memory.

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For the first time Bambi,

You’re right.

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@things-arent-what-they-seem66

@talesfromawannabewriter

@ask-adamsapple66

@the-king-of-hell-66-6

@ask-radio-deerman

Me chuckling: "Besides I'm pretty Damn sure that Alastor fancies the TV demon far More than the Queen of Helll himself, if you know what I mean~" 😏

((Mmm-hmm now that is one Voxy mama~))

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W-where did you find that photo!?

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What, interested?

…. Go do it somewhere else bitch.

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Get off my blog!

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You’re reblogging my husband’s post!

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So? The other person was talking to ME!! Not you or your husband.

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He still gets the notification. Seriously, are you fucking slow?

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things-arent-what-they-seem66 asked:

Want to see what's worse than Mammon kissing Adam?

Alastor kissing Adam. 😈

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the-king-of-hell-66-6 answered:

Heyy, it's me. Adam. You know the husband of the guy.

So you see, after Lucifer saw this ask he threw himself out of the window.

And I thought I might answer this interesting image instead because he left his phone here.

Anyway, I'm going to call the cops and jump after him now if you don’t mind.

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........

There is not enough bleach in the world to remove this from my memory.

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For the first time Bambi,

You’re right.

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@things-arent-what-they-seem66

@talesfromawannabewriter

@ask-adamsapple66

@the-king-of-hell-66-6

@ask-radio-deerman

Me chuckling: "Besides I'm pretty Damn sure that Alastor fancies the TV demon far More than the Queen of Helll himself, if you know what I mean~" 😏

((Mmm-hmm now that is one Voxy mama~))

GIF by niavg-blog
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W-where did you find that photo!?

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What, interested?

…. Go do it somewhere else bitch.

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Get off my blog!

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You’re reblogging my husband’s post!

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things-arent-what-they-seem66 asked:

Want to see what's worse than Mammon kissing Adam?

Alastor kissing Adam. 😈

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the-king-of-hell-66-6 answered:

Heyy, it's me. Adam. You know the husband of the guy.

So you see, after Lucifer saw this ask he threw himself out of the window.

And I thought I might answer this interesting image instead because he left his phone here.

Anyway, I'm going to call the cops and jump after him now if you don’t mind.

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........

There is not enough bleach in the world to remove this from my memory.

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For the first time Bambi,

You’re right.

Avatar

@things-arent-what-they-seem66

@talesfromawannabewriter

@ask-adamsapple66

@the-king-of-hell-66-6

@ask-radio-deerman

Me chuckling: "Besides I'm pretty Damn sure that Alastor fancies the TV demon far More than the Queen of Helll himself, if you know what I mean~" 😏

((Mmm-hmm now that is one Voxy mama~))

GIF by niavg-blog
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W-where did you find that photo!?

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What, interested?

…. Go do it somewhere else bitch.

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"Someone left a magazine out...cover's got someone named Angel Dust on it?"

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*Snatches it out of his hands* Oh, don’t worry about it son! I guess someone just left it here, let me return it!

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He opened the magazine a bit before his dad took it away. "Oh. I've never seen that publication before...is it new?"

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U-uuummm...

N-no, it's not exactly published here. It's from... Somewhere else...

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Anonymous asked:

*gives Lucifer a tiny squeak toy that looks like adam, and anytime it gets squeezed it makes a silly sound and goes blep with the tongue * and look, the horns glows in the dark!!

ask-adamsapple66 answered:

Lucifer: Awwww thank you! It's so cute! I'm keeping this with me always.

@the-original-dick-1

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Aww, okay I am adorable. As always.

How many ducks do you have that looks like me by now babe?

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Lucifer: Hmmm...... That's a good question! At least 20 but it could be more. And they're all different.

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Well if this isn't my creative husband working.

How did you even found 20 versions of me babe?

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Lucifer: Well, they all have your hair and facial features but what makes them different is some have horns, some have a halo, some just have your old mask. What makes them different is what they do! One, for example, has a tiny guitar and when you squeeze it plays rock music.

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Awwww… 🥹

…Hun, can I give you a present?

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Lucifer: Of course love!

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Okay- Give me a second!

*Rushes upstairs the best he could do with being pregnant, and returns with a tiny gift box in his hands that has a Lucifer rubber duck in it*

Here! Happy New Year my love 💕

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Lucifer: AHHH!! OH MY FATHER!! Thank you Addie I love it and you.~ 💕

*Kisses him*

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Mm!~

*Kisses him back and pulls him in*

You’re welcome babe~ Made it all by myself~

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Lucifer: Very impressive my dove.~ And I have a surprise for you!

*He snaps his fingers and a guitar appears*

Lucifer: I am going to play you, a rock song.~

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*Gasp* But you don’t even..! Oh Luci 💕

*Kisses him and sits beside him*

I’m listening babe~

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Anonymous asked:

*gives Lucifer a tiny squeak toy that looks like adam, and anytime it gets squeezed it makes a silly sound and goes blep with the tongue * and look, the horns glows in the dark!!

ask-adamsapple66 answered:

Lucifer: Awwww thank you! It's so cute! I'm keeping this with me always.

@the-original-dick-1

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Aww, okay I am adorable. As always.

How many ducks do you have that looks like me by now babe?

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Lucifer: Hmmm...... That's a good question! At least 20 but it could be more. And they're all different.

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Well if this isn't my creative husband working.

How did you even found 20 versions of me babe?

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Lucifer: Well, they all have your hair and facial features but what makes them different is some have horns, some have a halo, some just have your old mask. What makes them different is what they do! One, for example, has a tiny guitar and when you squeeze it plays rock music.

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Awwww… 🥹

…Hun, can I give you a present?

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Lucifer: Of course love!

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Okay- Give me a second!

*Rushes upstairs the best he could do with being pregnant, and returns with a tiny gift box in his hands that has a Lucifer rubber duck in it*

Here! Happy New Year my love 💕

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Lucifer: AHHH!! OH MY FATHER!! Thank you Addie I love it and you.~ 💕

*Kisses him*

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Mm!~

*Kisses him back and pulls him in*

You’re welcome babe~ Made it all by myself~

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Anonymous asked:

*gives Lucifer a tiny squeak toy that looks like adam, and anytime it gets squeezed it makes a silly sound and goes blep with the tongue * and look, the horns glows in the dark!!

ask-adamsapple66 answered:

Lucifer: Awwww thank you! It's so cute! I'm keeping this with me always.

@the-original-dick-1

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Aww, okay I am adorable. As always.

How many ducks do you have that looks like me by now babe?

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Lucifer: Hmmm...... That's a good question! At least 20 but it could be more. And they're all different.

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Well if this isn't my creative husband working.

How did you even found 20 versions of me babe?

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Lucifer: Well, they all have your hair and facial features but what makes them different is some have horns, some have a halo, some just have your old mask. What makes them different is what they do! One, for example, has a tiny guitar and when you squeeze it plays rock music.

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Awwww… 🥹

…Hun, can I give you a present?

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Lucifer: Of course love!

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Okay- Give me a second!

*Rushes upstairs the best he could do with being pregnant, and returns with a tiny gift box in his hands that has a Lucifer rubber duck in it*

Here! Happy New Year my love 💕

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Adam: Here are the others.

Adam: Which, I don't think I suck at tongue twisters. And why would I need to drive? I can fly even though Luci did teach me and I hit a deer.

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You did that on purpose!

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You shouldn’t be standing on the road and staring at the fucking flashes if you didn’t want to get hit. I’m just saying.

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I was crossing the fucking road!!

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Hmm, yes, and then you looked at the flashlights of the damn car when it came close, deer.

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Anonymous asked:

*gives Lucifer a tiny squeak toy that looks like adam, and anytime it gets squeezed it makes a silly sound and goes blep with the tongue * and look, the horns glows in the dark!!

ask-adamsapple66 answered:

Lucifer: Awwww thank you! It's so cute! I'm keeping this with me always.

@the-original-dick-1

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Aww, okay I am adorable. As always.

How many ducks do you have that looks like me by now babe?

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Lucifer: Hmmm...... That's a good question! At least 20 but it could be more. And they're all different.

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Well if this isn't my creative husband working.

How did you even found 20 versions of me babe?

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Lucifer: Well, they all have your hair and facial features but what makes them different is some have horns, some have a halo, some just have your old mask. What makes them different is what they do! One, for example, has a tiny guitar and when you squeeze it plays rock music.

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Awwww… 🥹

…Hun, can I give you a present?

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Anonymous asked:

Adam your weirdest craving so far?

the-original-dick-1 answered:

…Don’t tell Lucifer or anyone about this but… I went out to eat grass once..

..Look I couldn’t help it, I’m supposed to be part lamb or something like that.

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Lucifer: …… And you told me that was lettuce in your teeth.

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What? I didn’t want to disgust you! And they just wouldn’t come off!

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Lucifer: Could have found you an alternative love. It doesn't disgust me.

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… Really?

But.. Well.. It specifically had to be grass..

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Lucifer: Did it specifically have to be from the ground? Because there are potted plants that no one has walked on.

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I think so… I dunno, that was what the babies wanted.

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