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Dropout: Hey guys, this sucks but we really need to increase prices just a lil bit. Things are expensive. It’s gonna be an extra $1 a month, ok? Sorry about that. BUT- only for new subscribers. We’re not gonna charge more if you’re already subscribed, that’d just be mean. Here, our CEO made a video for you.

Everyone else: Yeah we’re bumping prices up $50. Yeah for everyone. No you still have to watch ads.

honestly i think a lot of the ideas of herbalism and alternative medicine are ruined a little bit by the fact that the first thing your body does with something after eating it, is dump it in a pit of acid

"This herb has astringent properties, so if you drink it in a tea it should help reduce menstrual bleeding" it went in the acid

im not an expert on medicine or herbs. happy to hear input from anyone who is

everyone knows that the first thought i had upon seeing the switch 2 direct is "can i fit that in my pockets"

i think yes but if the answer is no i'm gonna have to make them bigger. for reasons.

how i'm handling my students using AI to write papers:

-don't accuse them on using AI from the get-go and instead ask them to informally define all the huge words that they used in their essay which i know they don't know the meaning of

-ask to see their original file where they "wrote" the essay. go to version history to see if it was just copy and pasted and then just edited a bit. i keep an eye out for the shit like "certainly! here's an essay about...."

-if they own up to it, they can re-do the assignment for a higher grade even if there will be an automatic penalty. if they don't, i process it like plagiarism and get my supervisor involved.

And this is much better than the immediate accusations. Some students have a good vocabulary. Stop accusing them of faking their essays without proof, and this is a good way to check.

Fellow students please stop using AI, go back to promising not to kill the school nerd if they do all your homework or something.

If you were not aware, edits and version history are visible in word documents. For both work and school documents, I work in one document, writing and organizing and polishing and editing and putting in filler like "PUT QUOTE HERE" or "I HATE THIS FUCKING PRODUCT" and then when I need to present the document to other people I copy the whole text and paste it into a clean document with no history so that people can't look back over my early versions or angsty mid-process meltdowns.

However, I *do not* delete the original version, it's good practice to keep your work document to show that you, you know, worked on the document in case something like this ever comes up.

Just a heads up, both for people who didn't know about version histories and for people who might be deleting their working files after finishing their projects.

Someone brought up to me the other day that it might be risky for me to publish my "how to find hardware" document on tumblr if it's something I created at the behest of my job; part of the reason I'm not concerned about that is because the original worked document was created in 2018 and has been sporadically worked on since, so I can conclusively prove that the public document I'm creating is not sharing work product for a project assigned to me in 2025.

[Image ID : Three stills from the show Jeeves and Wooster, starring Stephen Fry as Jeeves and Hugh Laurie as Bertie Wooster. Bertie, gesturing enthusiastically with his cigarette, expounds a cunning plan to Jeeves. Subtitles :

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I FUCKING LOVE NYLE xkjsjndkjansd

[ID: a twitter conversation between Nyle DiMarco (@/NyleDiMarco) and Garbage Wreath, with 👻 and 🕷️ (@/barry_swift):

Nyle: sign language interpreter at pride ATL is 🔥🔥 [attached is a video of David Cowan onstage providing ASL interpretation to Beyoncé’s “Get Me Bodied” very seductively, specifically to the lyrics “Come closer to me, While we grind to the beat, And your body’s touching my body”]

Garbage Wreath: “Posting this without sound is a crime”

Nyle: “how the fuck am I supposed to know”

Final screenshot is of Nyle’s Twitter profile, whose bio reads “🤟 Deaf Actor - Seen on Switched at Birth, Difficult People, This Close, STATION 19 -Activist for 466m Deaf worldwide - @/nyledfoundation

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i feel like its REALLY really obvious when someone has read extensive trans writing and theory but has never willingly talked to a person of color in their entire life

“a man has never been persecuted for the intersection of his maleness and his status in an oppressed group” just spit on till’s fucking grave at this point

gonna start posting snippets from sons of god for y'all. calling this first set 'lucifer and his daddy issues'

new to the blog? read this for more info on my queer retelling of the fall of lucifer!

“Run!” I cried, cryingly! “It’s Geoff the Killer!”

“That’s right,” The pale freak snarled, brandishing the Knife, “And I’m going to— wait did you just spell my name ‘Geoff’ what the hell is wrong with you”

Slow sex, dark room, soft music and eye contact 🔥

[ID: a comment by @/bobbyissoul, reading “fast sex, super bright room, pumping house music and looking away the whole time”. /End ID]

before you make that post about "the crisis facing men and boys" or "preventing redpill radicalization" stop and check in:

is your proposed solution

if so:

your "solution" to behavioral patterns emerging within patriarchy is more patriarchy.

instead:

try to imagine literally anything else.

ID: Three screenshots of Tumblr comments. The first screenshot shows a comment by @thepathogenicruler reading: "Music is the language of the universe, it transcends words, it transcends time, it transcends life itself, plants respond to it, humans are guided by it.

Music is sanctioned by the heavens themselves, frequencies in music effect emotions, even the archangels played music. Music is fundamentally good and thus listening to music is right."

The second screenshot shows three replies. The first is by @weightlessheart reading: "Nope", the second is by @diabloii reading: "No itsliterally bad for you so yeah" and the third is by @greenzig and reads: "wrong wrong wrong and wrong"

The third screenshot shows two more replies. The first is by @forevergulag reading: "music is literally evil" and the second is by @zoobus and reads: "I went to heaven once and it was dead silent"

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“Normal” test results are not the relief people think they are. When you wake up in pain and continue to be in pain for hours every day and your tests come back normal you don’t stop being in pain.

it really is crazy how quickly people were willing to just let chatgpt do everything for them. i have never even tried it. brother i don't even know if it's just a website you go to or what. i do not know where chatgpt actually lives, because i can decide my own grocery list.

[ID: A raven which is very close to a camera and looking directly at it captioned "I left you shiny things plz respond". End ID]

Daily fucking reminder that Luigi Mangione is innocent, completely and fully. He has been convicted of no crime. He has had no fair trial. He is a SUSPECT. Luigi Mangione is entirely innocent and everyone needs to stop parroting this insidious propaganda that he “committed” the crime he is only SUSPECTED of. He is not a murderer. He is not a criminal. He is an innocent man.

Put this out about Luigi Mangione.