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"Jackpot"

@astral-space-dragon / astral-space-dragon.tumblr.com

Chrome. 25+. Overall Capcom whore. Loitering at the 7-Eleven parking lot. I am an adult, so expect adult-oriented post. Don't bully people over fiction. ALWAYS OPEN FOR COMMISSIONS (CHECK PINNED)
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Reblogged spacelazarwolf
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Saw my first cyber truck irl and pointed and laughed when I passed and she was FURIOUS frowning with her entire face shaking her head holy shit I feel like I just did a line

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Idk i understand why people are bullies now it felt so good

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i was/am at mardi gras and a cybertruck rolled past during one of the parades and i booed it really loud before i could catch myself and i got a fist bump out of it and others started booing , and honestly if it was possible to put that feeling in a capsule id put it in my butt

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wait what?

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My partner got to be part of a room booing Elon Musk, to his face. While he could hear it. He also got paid to be there.

I am jealous of you all.

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Reblogged athingofvikings
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This heart-warming Disneyland Paris spot features a sweet CG duck who simply adores Donald Duck. It’s the perfect cure for post-Christmas blues!!!

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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey

i can’t believe disney has me crying about a goddamn duck

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This has better production values than their entire post-2010 movie line.

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Random Headcannons about Dante’s Cock

GIF by gojuo
  • Dante has a massive cock, we all know it. The bulge on his in-game models is huge and there’s concept art of it to boot. The current consensus is that it’s about 7-8 inches soft and 9-11 hard. That’s fucking massive lol
  • His cock is long, thick and heavy. When he’s hard, he’s extremely hard. Because he’s half devil he doesn’t have to worry about lightheadedness or his cock not being able to get too hard like some humans that are that large. Once he gets going his erection is rock solid, even when he’s standing up it’s pointing upwards, rather than straight out like some others that you see. The weight of his erection will absolutely give you a bruise with the force that it slaps against your face if you’re not careful taking his pants off. 
  • Because of this, getting really hard while he’s wearing pants is extremely uncomfortable for him. If you just start making out or whatever then he’ll be unzipping and adjusting himself pretty early on, so he’s not in pain later. He won’t do this if you’re into teasing him, playing with his clothed cock etc, and deal with the discomfort if it turns you on (Calling myself out here)
  • Big balls. Heavy Balls. About as hairy as the rest of him, hanging pretty low and filled up. He comes massive loads, so he’s gotta store a lot in there, lol. 
  • Gets hard at the slightest provocation, but it does take some stimulation, teasing or actual acts to get him fully hard. His enhanced senses mean that he can smell even faint scents of arousal and sex. Prepare for him to pounce on you just because the people 3 houses away are going at it. 
  • He’s decent at the actual act of sex because he has experience, knows how to thrust to hit the good spots, but he’s not super amazing at keeping a rythmn or anything. He’s so big that he can get away without much finesse and so he hasn’t really had to practice at it.
  • Absolutely understands that his partner needs prep to take him and is more than happy to help out with it. He’s got long, thick fingers and knows exactly how to use them. He’s had a lot of practice, especially considering that some of his past lovers have refused to take his cock because of its size, so he’s had to learn to please them in other ways. 
  • His cock leaks a lot of fluid. Devil precome, like devil come, helps with arousal and relaxing his partner too. Get him going and his cock quickly ends up sticky and wet. Considering his pathetic diet, his fluids don’t taste particularly terrible, but he doesn’t taste sweet either. 
  • Cum massive loads with force. There will be cum on the ceiling and so deep inside of his partner that it takes hours to all drip out. Devil cum is good for humans, improves the immune system, improves skin and all sorts of other things. It coats and numbs the throat and can also act as an aphrodisiac. If Dante comes but isn’t ready to stop, then his cum will help rev up his partner for more, otherwise it can help relax them.
  • Dante is pretty good with aftercare, helps to clean his partner up if they’re too fucked out to do it properly themselves. He tries his best, but if he goes all out then get gets seriously exhausted and can sleep for hours after a good fuck.
#❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥#devil may cry#dante#dante x reader
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Reblogged dmbakura
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I really like this website because somebody will be like “there’s nothing wrong with darting out from behind a parked car into traffic, bootlicker” and you can be like okay this clearly evolved from a valid point about how the US is too car-centric. But something happened to it.

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