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Realistically it won't be *that* horny... probably. 20+ she/her yeagh... girls... The Trans Journey Begins Do please send me horny asks, though~ Promise I'll touch myself to them,

ok so this is gonna be my pinned post

Hello,

This first section is being edited in light of ongoing events.

Hi, I'm Sam and/or At!

I'm a trans girl!!!!!!. You may refer to me by she/her pronouns, or it/its if you're feeling kinky about it.

Yes yes, I know. A queer tumblrite beginning to use different pronouns? I do wonder where this will go- And yeah. I know. Just- let me get there on my own time.

Update: Girl

This is a blog dedicated to my horny thoughts, to whatever gets me off, and to sometimes writing smutty anons in people's inboxes just to see how it goes down.

I would, of course, much appreciate any smutty/slutty things deposited into my inbox, most especially if you want to run some of the things marked in red down below.

Assholes get blocked. With prejudice.

You'll meet some fair hard kinks on this blog, including but not limited to:

Consenting Non-Consent (CNC)

Blood

Monsterfucking

Furry stuff

FICTIONAL Incest

Rope stuff

Puppy play

Hypnosis (of the kink and potentially real variety)

Forcefem

Masochism

etc.

I DO NOT WISH TO SEE ANY:

Scat, feederism, vomit, or anything of the sort. Do it yourself, but keep it well away from me, thanks. Also, don't come in here if you're the type of feck to dodge aftercare. I'm not having it, not even as a kink.

Also if you're a TERF you better leave and go take a good long think about your life.

So

Have fun! And remember, drink some fuckin' water. You need it.

(for spitting on me, obviously)

Personal tags below (tbu): V V V V V V

was talking to my mom about how white people ignore the contributions of poc to academia and I found myself saying the words "I bet those idiots think Louis Pasteur was the first to discover germ theory"

which admittedly sounded pretentious as fuck but I'm just so angry that so few people know about the academic advancements during the golden age of Islam.

Islamic doctors were washing their hands and equipment when Europeans were still shoving dirty ass hands into bullet wounds. ancient Indians were describing tiny organisms worsening illness that could travel from person to person before Greece and Rome even started theorizing that some illnesses could be transmitted

also, not related to germ theory, but during the golden age of Islam, they developed an early version of surgery on the cornea. as in the fucking eye. and they were successful

and what have white people contributed exactly?

please go research the golden age of Islamic academia. so many of us wouldn't be alive today if not for their discoveries

people ask sometimes how I can be proud to be Muslim. this is just one of many reasons

some sources to get you started:

but keep in mind, it wasn't just science and medicine! we contributed to literature and philosophy and mathematics and political theory and more!

maybe show us some damn respect

I'd like to give a few examples.

🧪The man known as the father of chemistry (or alchemy, our teacher said both are used for him), Jabir ibn Hayyan. He wrote a book named Kitab al-Kimya, "kimya" means chemistry, and the word chemistry originated from that as well. He invented aqua regia, he had the first chemistry lab, discovered the methods of refining and crystallizing nitric acid, hydrogen chloride and sulfuric acid, and discovered diethyl ether, citric acid, acetic acid and tartaric acid. He developed the "retort" and literally introduced the concept of "base" to chemistry.

📐The father/ founder of algebra, Al-Khwarizmi. He wrote a book called Al-Jabr and the word "algebra" comes from "jabr". He presented the first systematic solution of linear and quadratic equations. One of his achievements in algebra was his demonstration of how to solve quadratic equations by completing the square, for which he provided geometric justifications. He introduced the methods of "reduction" and "balancing". The word "algorithm" literally comes from his name. He also produced the first table of tangents.

📐Biruni, who proposed that the radius be accepted as a unit in trigonometric functions and added secant, cosecant and cotangent functions to it. He made many contributions to astronomy that are too detailed for me to write here because this is long enough already, but for medicine, he managed to make a woman give birth by C section. He wrote Kitabu's Saydane which describes the benefits of around 3000 plants and how they are used.

🩺The father of early polymeric medicine, Ibn Sina. His books, The Law of Medicine and The Book of Healing were taught as the basic works in medical science in various European universities until the mid-17th century. He discovered that the eye was made up of six sections and that the retina was important for vision, performed cataract surgery. He performed kidney surgery, diagnosed diabetes by analyzing urine, identified tumors, and worked on diseases such as facial paralysis, ulcers, and jaundice. He used "anesthesia" in surgeries, invented instruments such as forceps and scalpels to remove catheters and tumors. He was the first physician in history to mention the existence of microbes, at a time when there was no microscope. He made contributions to so many fields: astronomy, physics, chemistry, psychology (he suggested treating patients with music).

🩺Al-Zahrawi wrote Kitab al-Tasrif, a thirty-volume encyclopedia of medical practices. The surgery chapter of this work became the standard textbook in Europe for the next five hundred years. He pioneered the use of catgut for internal stitches, and his surgical instruments are still used today to treat people. He did so much work in surgery that I can't write them all here. The first clinical description of an operative procedure for hydrocephalus was given by him, he clearly described the evacuation of superficial intracranial fluid in hydrocephalic children. He was also the first physician to identify the hereditary nature of haemophilia and describe an abdominal pregnancy, a subtype of ectopic pregnancy that in those days was a fatal affliction, and was first to discover the root cause of paralysis.

✈️Abbas ibn Firnas devised a means of manufacturing colorless glass, invented various planispheres, made corrective lenses, devised an apparatus consisting of a chain of objects that could be used to simulate the motions of the planets and stars, designed a water clock, and a prototype for a kind of metronome. He also attempted to FLY, and he did fly a respectable distance but forgot to add a tail to his wings and didn't stick the landing.

Women also became scholars in the Islamic society. An example would be Maryam al-Ijliyya, who was an astronomer and an astrolabe maker, who measured the altitude of celestial bodies with the astrolabes she made. Another example would be Fatima al-Fihri, who founded the oldest university in the world, the University of Qarawiyyin.

Baghdad was the dream place anyone in academia now would want to go, it was a peaceful place of inclusivity and research. So many scholars advanced so many fields of study. Ibn al-Haytham invented camera obscura (and pinhole camera), Ibn al-Nafis was the first to describe the pulmonary circulation of blood, father of robotics Ismail al-Jazari invented the elephant clock and his list of contributions to engineering are so long that I can't write them here...

These are just a few examples, of course. I hope this encourages people to do research on this topic more. I even added some emojis to make this more fun to read.💁🏻‍♀️

Vaccination in the form of inoculation was introduced to the anglosphere and from there into published scientific literature by an enslaved African man named Onesimus in the 1700s.

I wanted to find a source from someone who was a bit politically engaged with the topic, here’s a sort of starter (although they do assume you have heard of Onesimus.)

One small correction: Ibn al-Haytham was not the inventor of the camera obscura, however he was the first to study it and understand the principles that made it work.

Occasionally I'll brush up against a Thing in history which makes me realise that the giants I thought I was following were really just dolphins on the backs of whales. I am in awe that this chapter of history was practically unknown to me until just now

God, Mom. I don't care if Dad got all whiny that you liked it last time. What's more important is that I need it.

So be a good mommy and bend over, okay~? I know you need it too, I've seen how you looked at me ever since the first time~

stupidly hung princess demanding her 50 year old married-with-kids but super busty and sexy milf maid give her titfucks for her morning wood everyday

stupidly hung princess making her 50 year old married with kids maid lay back and get her tits mauled and hips bruised while the princess bores out her pussy. maid who says she's doing it just bc its her duty but honestly her husband isn't even close to this size

stupidly hung princess making her 50 year old maid married with kids give her blowjobs because she's got so much experience but she struggles with a cock this big

There's nothing wrong with Hooters per se, but only a deeply sexually repressed society would be capable of producing Hooters. It's wild that it existed alongside Applebee's and Chilli's. Yeah man let's go to the psychosexual chicken wing place.

"I want to watch sports and eat chicken wings but I also want to constantly be aware that every waitress in this restaurant was hired for her fat tits. No I want them to be clothed the whole time. I just wanna know that like, in the background."

Any upstanding pervert could come up with a strip club. That's good honest fun. But even a normal pervert couldn't come up Hooters. You gotta be a pervert who doesn't even know you're a pervert.

We should run a greasy spoon diner where you know everyone is wearing a chastity cage w/ the sounding rod insert n maybe a e stim

Its called Cage's and the mascot is a bluebird beging electrocuted with a car battery.

Getting the 4'33 special at Cage's

Never not thinking about the trans woman I met in a gay bar in a town I'll never go back to who said "gender roles are like chains, fun to use in bondage scenarios but largely irrelevant in daily life"

the autism thing of having to learn to preface every question you ask with Holy Shit I'm Just Curious Please Dont Yell At Me because it turns out a lot of questions seem to Mean Something and people will get mad if you ask them

and usually its just asking Why

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