*sees slugs on the sidewalk after it rained*

me:

#like sister like brother

Dæmons in His Dark Materials 1.01

u cant sit with us

So Kath and Kim is on Netflix now

Nintendo doing a “sale”

Guys, the liquid stuff you use when you make a pen mistake so you have to cover it over, what’s it called?

White out

Okay that’s what I thot too,

But apparently it’s “Wite out” 😳😳😳 hello??????

Mandela effect *X-file music plays*

Views from an alternate dimension

Wite-Out is a brand of white out/correction fluid/liquid paper. The colloquial ‘white-out’ probably derives from the Wite-Out brand. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Correction_fluid https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liquid_Paper

More importantly:

New Zealand math classroom, circa 2019

Thinkin about ....... her

Powerful Ghibli Girls

“It doesn’t really matter what color your dress is. What matters is the heart inside!” 
~ Kiki’s Delivery Service

ah shit im sorry man, my schedule for the week is all booked

“Oh, I dunno, Hank. I don’t think it’s suggestive at all! Why, they just look like they’re happy to see me! No woman’s looked at me like that since… Lenore…” *high-pitched whine*

black mirror (2017)

anyway this is my take on a new lesbian pride flag

gordon ramsey: is the food good here?

underpaid server: 

caught the bae sleepin

now why would u waste a perfectly good pizza:(

that “waste” happens to be my wife getting her beauty sleep. think before you speak

i just dont want to be seen as a woman anymore. if you must look at me at least have the decency to unfocus your eyes

i wanna look like this

I love John Lennon!! :)

dont forget about yoko ono ♥♥ slay queen