Their dynamic right now

A wise man knows when to fear his wife 

This means they’re breedable

I smell the smell of a teeny weensy bit of guilt on this man

Just the itty bitty slightest little bit

I don’t know if his eyes changing to a more vibrant color when remembering his old kingdom was intentional, but I think it’s a nice touch 

Pure Vanilla being dead.

SHADOW WE NEED TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL

WHY. WHY ARE WE GOING TO THE HOSPITAL?

YOUR IN LABOR.

……………

IM NOT FUCKING PREGNANT.

I CANT GO INTO LABOUR IF IM NOT PREGNANT. I HATE YOU SO MUCH.

Lulu Cookie: “Shadow milk why are you standin’ over a puddle? Did you pee yerself or somethin’?”

Sugared peach cookie: “sister I believe that is his broken water”

Lulu Cookie: “oh shit…OH SHIT! We need to get his ass to the hospital!”

NONONO I JUST….. SPILLED SOMETHING! YEAH! I WAS HOLDING A GLASS OF WATER AND THEN BURNING CAME IN AND IT SCARED ME AND I DROPPED IT!!! MY WATER DID NOT BREAK.

Sugared peach cookie: *Already putting him in the car to go to the hospital* That last sentence implies that, despite your claims of your womb being empty, you have water to break, Prego boy

Lulu cookie: *wheeze* “Prego boy”

STOP STOP STOP!!!

I AM NOT PREGNANT AND I NEVER HAVE BEEN!!! I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS CRUELTY!!!

LET ME OUT OF THIS SILLY AUTOMOBILE!!! I DO NOT NEED TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL!!!

Sugar peach cookie: *Turns on the child safety lock*

Lulu cookie: Yeah, we’ll let the doctor be the judge of that

Pure Vanilla being dead.

SHADOW WE NEED TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL

WHY. WHY ARE WE GOING TO THE HOSPITAL?

YOUR IN LABOR.

……………

IM NOT FUCKING PREGNANT.

I CANT GO INTO LABOUR IF IM NOT PREGNANT. I HATE YOU SO MUCH.

Lulu Cookie: “Shadow milk why are you standin’ over a puddle? Did you pee yerself or somethin’?”

Sugared peach cookie: “sister I believe that is his broken water”

Lulu Cookie: “oh shit…OH SHIT! We need to get his ass to the hospital!”

NONONO I JUST….. SPILLED SOMETHING! YEAH! I WAS HOLDING A GLASS OF WATER AND THEN BURNING CAME IN AND IT SCARED ME AND I DROPPED IT!!! MY WATER DID NOT BREAK.

Sugared peach cookie: *Already putting him in the car to go to the hospital* That last sentence implies that, despite your claims of your womb being empty, you have water to break, Prego boy

Lulu cookie: *wheeze* “Prego boy”

Pure Vanilla being dead.

SHADOW WE NEED TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL

WHY. WHY ARE WE GOING TO THE HOSPITAL?

YOUR IN LABOR.

……………

IM NOT FUCKING PREGNANT.

I CANT GO INTO LABOUR IF IM NOT PREGNANT. I HATE YOU SO MUCH.

Lulu Cookie: “Shadow milk why are you standin’ over a puddle? Did you pee yerself or somethin’?”

Sugared peach cookie: “sister I believe that is his broken water”

Lulu Cookie: “oh shit…OH SHIT! We need to get his ass to the hospital!”

"Hey, Cheese! How have you been?" Dragonberry spoke as she let herself and her guards in.

"I've been good, thanks. Anything you need, i know you need me. Now come, lets go to the conference room." Celestial Cheese got up from her chair and waved off her servents.

Dragonberry laughed it off annoyingly. She grinned in annoyance as she followed her "friend" to the conference room. As they walked, the gold shines through the lights, and the party continued outside as they could hear the music and feel the vibration of the beat. Once they reached the conference room, Celestial Cheese looked over at Dragonberry's guards.

"Do they have to be here?" Celestial Cheese asked.

"Yeah. Of course. I need them to show you something of mine, " Dragonberry spoke with enthusiasm.

Both Dragonberry and Celestial Cheese sat down across from each other. Dragonberry held up her arm and made a motion, and her guards both pulled out a vial filled with Jam with the labal "Subject 8" and the other guard pulled out a small cake hound that looked weak and tired. Celestial Cheese felt a bit of unease seeing the little cake hound all weak, reminding her of people.

"What is this...?" Celestial Cheese asked, trying to sound like she wasn't on unease.

"Let me explain, i noticed the girl's blood has special properties per se. Remember i said about her blood being a good combination with any creatures, yes?" Dragonberry spoke calmly.

Celestial Cheese nodded. Dragonberry turned to her men and nodded. One guard gave Dragonberry a small syringe and took some of the Jam before she stuck the syringe into the small Cake Hound. The small Cake Hound cried out and whimper. Dragonberry didn't say anything for a bit as she watched the cake hound sowly get better and started to run around the table.

"What does this show, friend?" Celestial cheese raised her voice.

"Well, the girl's blood is quite unique. The girl's blood seems to replace lost blood, no matter what type it seems to be... including cookies..." Dragonberry explains.

Celestial Cheese flinched a bit. Cookies...?

"Yes... my dear and i want to propose something. I want you to find her, and once you do, bring her to me, and i will give you her body as a source to bring you "beloved kingdom" back..." Dragonberry offers the deal.

Celestial Cheese thinks about it. Bring her people back? Without the use of technology, without it being fake...?

Eyes reveal so much.

BAAU Creator : @cuppajj

Reading this made me want to see them kiss more than I already did/hj

{PureCacao]

Promises, promises..

I didn’t expect to post something so soon but truth is, I’m doing everything to avoid writing my degree 😭 unfortunately I’ll run away from things I have to do until they’re breathing on my neck. So yuh

Here’s some pure cacao! Bet you wanted something brighter:( but it won’t get brighter from this point on I’m afraid

Enjoy!

Ow my heart, why would you do this?/hj

I think I’m absolutely hilarious

These absolute dicks I love them for this 

Uhm so I'm doing this.

So apparently there's a lot of fake ass people on Tumblr who will just interact with you for comments and or followers or attention. So uhm I'm tagging ppl and they repost this and tag their moots too pls.

@fishtheflowerchomper

@fishgutzz

@notrighttonight

@tygerlilyrotsaway

I def would tag more but I've just interacted the most with these individuals :3

Please be real moots! I love u all anyways lmao

trust me, im a real moot /gen

@moegutzz (irl + gf so you are real <3)

@slicedseafoam

@luckyloser6 (irl so i know your real :3)

@failure-girl-fuyu

@thebunnynurse

@toxetta

@bluefinnies

moots i have the most memory of. im NOT tagging that fucking shadow creature.

sorry moots if i bugged you with this >_<

I KNOW YOU ALL ARE VERY MUCH REAL, EVEN IF I DONT INTERACT WITH SOME OF YOU!!! <333333

i am real, at least i think so!!

@k1-2-ur-heart

@aghusernamesaredifficult

@amia-679

@strawberryfairyflower

@falling-rose-petal

*holds mic up to you* moots can you confirm you are real /silly /nf

you're all very real to me, even if we don't interact as much as i'd like it's just scary twt

I’m real!! I think / hope at least!!

@amia-679

@falling-rose-petal

@shortcakedoggie

@aclementineforthesoul

@ghostyypawzz

@warriorsyuri

@yxieee

+ moots that i didn’t tag are very real too :33

IM REAL GUYS!! IM REAL!! *pinches cheek* OWWWW

@tiredutaitenerd935 @not-jiraikasa-kun @criminaldoenjangjjigae @sleepy-princette

i know you guys are real.. but i just gotta confirm.. glares at you all /silly

Very real. And as someone who doesn’t initiate interactiom much. If I ever do know ur hella special

@wkfn14kt829j2nqn @sunny1sdead @ribbonsugarcookie

Gang :0)

@supermoemaid @z0mbie-pawz @not-jiraikasa-kun @toxetta @moegutzz @tiniergrl n more !!!!!!! :0D yipeee my friends !!!!!!

awaa hi hi im here i exist i think

@toothandfeather @charawara @slicedseafoam @projectbattery @vanillaaaaaaaaa3 @strawberryfairyflower + SO MANY MORE ILY ALL THERES TOO MANY OF YOU FOR ME IM SLEEPY

IF SHOWING PICTURES OF MY CAT ISN’T ENOUGH, IDK WHAT WILL-

tags- @orangeleftyart @cheezedoodlezz

idk who else so it’s open (-c-)

ofc im real !!! Hiii!!!! X3

@sillynoi @ace-was-already-taken @transclownhehe @fr3akshowdusty @jazzy-flowerr + open tags idk who else likes tag games? :3

Don't worry y'all I'm real!

(...I think)

uh

@lunozapp @hey-imma-fangirl @awakentrashpanda @aintan0driscollnomore @mylivingend @ol1verdrawsyt @partyintheunderworld @skullgirlrawr @dat1jamesandthegiantpeach @worldsbiggestnerd101 @fanoffandoms23 @foulfictkin @chaosbug-png @sillyjesters @catinabeartrap @spielort @alteroreoz @midnightshadow15 @dinoisnotreal4real

And anyone else who wants to join! ^ ^

I cut my nails into little points and I liked this rainbow filter I found on Tumblr @shakey-loves @localgremlinenthusiest @blues-of-randomness @blythebewitched @sweettomatosoup 

New REBLOG Game

Just fucking lie about the previous poster

Prev put me into a soup and ate it

@midnightfries @fandomsfordays21 @t3m1 @the-mad-rat1

Prev is the biggest Fell hater ever

@qin-qin16 @the-mad-rat1 @sasaleletrebol @gl0wsitckkkk

Prev doesn’t like Sci Sans.

@the-mad-rat1 @jupiter–dream @vin-at-thehub @iheartsillys

Prev literally locked me in a tower with Pure Vanilla Extract

@somevany @multiversewatchpost @dustcrumbs @amberdawolf @luckycyclemaker

Prev likes to eat raw sulfur

@giantdigitalerror @paradoxoftrees @apple-pie-1 @annoyinglittleminion

Prev puts the milk in before the cereal.

if this is actually true I’m cooked

@piou-piou-noir @moldieecheese @loloskacicha

prev most definitely updates his fics regularly mhm yup like everyday yaya in fact they have a schedule n everything ☝🏼

he also hates dream sans like a lot

@pastelaspirations @moraymoth @riotsun @agenderfrenchfry

prev called me a slur then poured root beer on my head 💔

@inkedhorror @artyboidoesstuff @jamesblackburnn1fan @spookytimefelix @dogteath

Prev said they hated best boy Drew and threw my old laptop out the window

@saranootnoot @king-xie @ngqueen @dt-artist1

prev sent me a pipe bomb in the mail 💔💔💔

@spookytimefelix @mxrtified777 @ups3tti @cr-ingefail

prev is felix wolfe’s biggest fan! and also microwaves water to make tea. @absolutelynotsanebaby @foxxism @morrogatari

Prev literally killed a baby in 1856 and also lied about having a 7th toe 🙄🙄🙄

@eights-world @frauggiethecreature

prev fuckin killed my wife and my goldfish and called me every slur ever

@cutleryclown @circus-clownn @joshkiszkashusband @t4t-hantunia @dihopeinc + open tag

prev hates clowns, they are #1 Clown Hater >:[[[

@invaderdemon71 @lumivall @that-silly-raven @thatwordybirb @cosmo-shell @limevein @ubtendo

Sigh… prev ate the dust of my floor

Again..

Lol open tag

Prev is an absolute hater to all their moots

@lumivall @somemismatchedsocks @head—ache

Prev lives under my bed and whispers scary stories to me at night:(

@galacticghoste @yourpalsalamander @sapphanimates

Prev literally ate my sandwich out of my lunchbox while I was in the bathroom 😒

@m3tr0n0m333 @a-random-boo

Prev feeds on the poor :/

@brainworms-all-night-long @foxlovsr @itz-pandora

Prev ate my children D:

@neilwentmissing @imkinddassus @waitwhatisaname (sorry-)

Prev rarely reblogs anything

@novathekitsune @skyray08 @twin-wxngs @oddbot09 (my bad for rebloging and @ but this funni)

Prev literally tried to sell and buy me for my organs >;[

@llamarights123 @nappycat1188 @oddbot09

(Sorry not sorry moots-)

Prev always sleeps, they love to sleep 😴

@idiotsmart1 @sourgummy @mrpolarbear111

(Have fun!)

Just woken up

Prev likes to drink ginger ale

@hurudust @sweetashe @its-your-guy-z @kamaandhallie

Prev hates candy.

@toyplushcrazy @awakentrashpanda @daydreamer36

Prev has never watched The Sopranos

@shakey-loves @blythebewitched @blues-of-randomness @localgremlinenthusiest @sweettomatosoup

I can't, it's so funny, I love these two

What was he doing with the body pillow??

You’re the one who said he canonically doesn’t pull out, so you tell me.

I mean you’re not wrong, i’m not gonna try to argue with those allegations because they’re true 

I can't, it's so funny, I love these two

What was he doing with the body pillow??

This is a lie. YOUR PREGNANT THAT IS YOUR PREGNANCY TEST, NOT MINE.

Mhm… let it out Spicy… i know the pregnancy stress can be hard to manage but denial is not going to help!

That’s it, you’re really going into the jar now.

NO. STOP IT. I will put YOU in the torture chamber. YEAH. HOW ABOUT THAT.

DO NOT PUT ME IN THE JAR.

No matter who’s pregnant either way a baby is soon to come, Please remember to take plenty of pictures once the baby is brought into this world because we would love to see them :)

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

I loathe my job and need a new one. I need all the help I can get.

I loathe my job and

need a new one. I need all

the help I can get.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Need pls