guárdame tu dulzura

hi love you guys do me a favor. big big big BIG breath in right now all the way all the way breathe in feel your belly expanding hold hold hold.. hold.. now everything out like ur a deflating balloon. whoosh. whooooooooosh. imagine water streaming from the top of your head down your shoulders off the ends of your fingertips and toes. u are a reed in a river a beam of pure light a steady anvil solid and heavy. ok that was all thank u

my girl is like 9/11 she's got a body count of around 3000 and people act like i am supposed to be really upset about it

do you ever become obsessed with a character and you just go "of fucking course its that one" at yourself because you are so incredibly predictable

gay eddie truthers rise

alleycat gives unsolicited advice

the sluttiest thing a man can be is evil and in love

of all of the bizarre things I’ve seen while working in skilled nursing the one that’s going to stick with me until I die is bug god

nothing can possibly prepare you for the moment you show up to give a man his apple juice and he says “Do you think bugs come from the same god as us? They’re older than our god. They have their own.”

im fucking sobbing why did they kill him twice in a row in the community notes

top 10 most casual ways to say "i want to make you my dog"

remembered the joys of writing a truly niche fic. about 5 people on planet earth are going to read that. god fucking bless

There needs to be a word specifically for the kind of things that you've autisticly decided you Do Not Care About. Like a game or a show or band or whatever where you have nothing specifically against it, you don't hate it or anything, but you've done that thing where you decided you don't care about it at all.

So you get very mildly annoyed when it still manages to show up on your dash, as it's purely a waste of your time. Just something to scroll past.

(I have no idea if more neurotypical people do this, but I know (and am) several autistic people who've done the "THE COUNCIL HAS DECIDED WE DO NOT CARE EVEN SLIGHTLY ABOUT... HALO. ANYTHING WE LEARN ABOUT HALO (AGAINST OUR WILL) IS A WASTE OF MEMORY SPACE AND TIME. You can play and love it all you want though, we have nothing against it. It's just not for me.")

It's like you got a hyperfixation, but backwards. You're hyperignoring this thing so much that you are a little bothered by just seeing it in places like Tumblr, because it's like advertising or visual static. Just a waste of your time and attention.

ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to know everything

DAVRIN in Dragon Age: The Veilguard. 22 Minutes of Gameplay.

I will not elaborate but I will take propaganda