This One

How English has changed in the past 1000 years.

the big mans a lad i have fuck all, he lets me have a kip in a field he showed me a pond 

there's been a couple times that i've gone to the local sex club and every time i was at an event there was one man just fully naked walking around. same guy every time. hog like a hoagie roll when flaccid and he was always flaccid. anyway at one of the less populated events i got to sit and talk with him and he told me that he told me he was always naked because, despite it being a sex club, people still don't know when it's 'okay' to start getting into it and he decided he'd be the one thing to break the ice and make everybody comfortable, because you know you can start doing whatever you wanna do when there's just a naked guy walking around. he then asked if i wanted a silicone copy of his dick for my strap. never in my life have i felt such an instant respect for a person.

“Appeal to a wider audience” is corporate lingo for “strip more themes from a piece of media so it’s safer and more sanitized for investors”

I struck a nerve in the billionaire fandom with this one

ON WISCONSIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They SO underestimate how much everyone loathes Elon Musk.

Scrolled past this agakn and just can't get over how much I love it. We need to make things beautiful again and this is such a wonderful example. The beadwork on the wires of a utitarian object, contrasted with the grey concrete.

i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.

my soft and comfortable mama

Training my parents to be funnier

NOT FUNNY

writing cover letters

Reblog daily for health and prosperity

Take the "come and play with my pussy" challenge, if you dare...

*swinging a flail in circles above my head*

i am supposed to have the energy… to do stuff...?

every? day??

just remember it could always be worse. we could still have PE.

being able to hit some of you in the face with a red rubber ball might actually make it betrter