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phil gives birth to you. dan says "ew why does it look like that." they sell you to one direction

It's so, SO important to share success stories like this. I know an actual JPL engineer who doesn't believe in climate change because, "you never hear about acid rain anymore."

He thinks climate change can be lumped in with acid rain and the ozone layer of "things that were overblown and not really important because no one talks about it anymore."

It didn't even occur to him that we actively fixed the problem. Here's the EPA page on acid rainfall.

From the page:

It's also important to talk about success stories tonfuel hope that we can overcome current and future conservation and environmental issues.

to be completely honest I actually don’t care if dan and phil get married or not. I'm just on phwedding hill cause I don't know what else to speculate about

Yeah man,,,

hate to be that guy phil but no one— not a single person— is wondering who might’ve impregnated you

can we go back to dan pulling phils hand towards him in between takes btw. can we go back there can we

Mauro C. Martinez (American, 1986) - Trust (2022)

PAINTING, SCROLL BACK UP

HEY, FELLOW HATERS OF INSANELY-BRIGHT CAR HEADLIGHTS, SOMEONE HAS STARTED A PETITION TO REGULATE THEM.

It's an official petition through the Australian Government's e-petition page, which means if it gets enough signatures, it will be tabled in government.

You do have to be an Australian citizen to sign it, BUT!!! PLEASE REBLOG THIS EVEN IF YOURE NOT, because these kind of things have a roll-on effect, and if Australia legislates LED headlights, then other countries may follow.

FYI, the petition asks only for your name and email, and once you've clicked the sign button, they'll send you an email to confirm your signature --- you need to click the confirmation link in the email to have your signature counted.

Please do this so we can copy you, Australia, I hate those things so much

dnp use April Fools to publicly engage in their kinks the way people use Halloween to wear lingerie in public

Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace

Yes it’s called the mammalian diving response and it’s also why doing face masks and taking a shower is soothing. Our amphibian ancestors used this mechanism to slow down the heartbeat and lower body temperature so as not to waste calories while swimming (which is very calorie intensive). It makes you feel safe because predators are less likely to get you in water than on land. The fish brain is alive and well in all of us.

It’s literally activated by putting water on the face.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3768097/

My amphibian ancestors gave me the instinct to dissociate in the shower for hours on end

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good for them!! but also i hope the scientists or the army or the mi6 don’t take away their miracle baby :/

"I'm sure people are wondering how, who, when, where" baby girl aint no one wondering who

Ignore them and look at the kitchen

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