Reblogged modmad
This is the kind of messaging you really want to be seeing from the global hegemon
Reblogged striehart
i can't stand these new fountain machines they dispense watered down piss
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Internet vernacular has completely altered what some words and expressions mean to me. Forevermore, I will hear the words "hear me out" will only and exclusively as "before you cast your judgements prematurely, please pause and allow me to explain how and why I should be allowed to fuck this thing".
Reblogged itsdappleagain
when i say i like hiking, i donโt mean โeight mile backpacking trip with special gear and an emergency beaconโ sort of hiking, i mean a three mile loop to go look at pretty things and then a huge brunch after.
this is in no way a slam on hardcore hiking, itโs very fun, but i mostly just need to lower peopleโs expectations when i say hiking is a hobby of mine
"No no, that's ranger hiking. I like hobbit hiking."
Long Walks Georgs were outliers adn should not have been counted
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Reblogged paper-mario-wiki
So we all mocked the Minecraft movie and agreed to not give it money...only for y'all to immediately go see it?
It's lazy. It's ugly. They're banking on it being a huge money maker. They totally whitewashed Steve. Afaik there's a boycott on Microsoft rn (the company that Owns Minecraft). It has colonist undertones. Don't go see this pile of garbage. Yes even if they paid off your fave streamer to advertise it
Reblogged cryptidfuckery
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Reblogged mortiwhore
Source: vm.tiktok.com
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Reblogged arealtrashact
I think the criterion closet should be at the end of a really deep and treacherous mineshaft
Reblogged skunkes
trying to divvy out kinks to your ocs is lowkey embarrassing but also feels like this
Reblogged mortiwhore
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Reblogged tooquirkytolose
this one's been on the backburner for a bit
Reblogged threefeline
Have you seen this man?
Woah mama that's @snailvis
Reblogged tooquirkytolose
As someone in and around their 30โs it has been INSANE to see feminism in popular media descend through
- Women can wear pants and play sports and thatโs equality. Women donโt just belong inside the house. This woman has a career
- This woman can be a mechanic just like a man could. Sheโs probably still a lesbian, though, which is basically the closest to a man a woman can *be*, and explains everything. But sheโs still a person!
- If a woman superhero CHOOSES to wear stilettos to fight crime, thatโs girl power! This comic character written and designed by men wears a bikini and has a waist size of 12 inches because it makes her FEEL POWERFUL! Girls donโt HAVE to dress boyish to be strong! She can make you a sandwich AND be a feminist! Girl power!
- What, are you saying women HAVE to do boy things to be taken seriously? Who are you to tell a woman what to do? Maybe some women NEED to get their hair and nails done twice a month to feel powerful! Maybe a lot of women WANT to be stay-at-home moms!
- What I donโt think you understand is that women have an inherent feminine spirituality which guides them towards maternal and nurturing paths. Women need to honour their divine female aura to keep their. Their fuckin. Their chakras together or some shit. You should put quartz up your hooha and huff wheatgrass. Leaving manual labour and science and technology to men is natural and good for you spiritually
- Uh she canโt do that, thatโs a blue job, sheโs a pink job girly. Food? Yeah, sheโs having #girl dinner, which is a handful of almonds. Time for our 15 step skincare routine, which is empowering. Hashtag #girlboss. Ew no, touching dirt? Sheโs just a girl. You canโt expect a girl to do that. Haha #girl logic
Like obviously demonizing and belittling stereotypically feminine interests and occupations isnโt the answer and thatโs not what I MEAN, I just see the argument going from
- Why would you want to wear pants? Boy stuff is icky anyways
- Women have the same potential as men
- Women can do anything men can!
- Women shouldnโt be TOO MUCH like men, though.
- In fact, maybe women choosing to stick to historically female roles is BETTER.
- Actually, maybe women NEED to stick to feminine things.
- Woman actually have completely different needs and impulses than men.
- Is staying at home and raising babies the REAL empowerment?
- Women need to make sandwiches to survive actually
- Women are weak and incapable of complex thought and thatโs *better* than being a man
- Why would you want to wear pants? Boy stuff is icky anyways
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Reblogged striehart
Me: โThe food webs we try to teach children and the public are too simple to get the point across. Why do they never bother to show the more intricate relationships between specific species? It canโt be that hard to represent with basic teaching tools... Iโll make the thing!โ
The thing:
Me: โ....I get it now.โ
quietartisticfangirl
I have now had several teachers ask me if they can use this image in a class presentation.ย
Reblogged cryptidfuckery
did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said โfoxes are dogs cause they are fluffyeโ and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like โyou will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right nowโ
bohemiandragoness
This is especially funny because they arenโt even right. Foxes *ARE* dogs.
No they arenโt.
yes they are. because they are fluffye.
OK yes they are.
mr-system-of-a-downer
Dog
jooshthepunished
Dog
utah-mountain-drifter
Different family, but same order as @pictures-of-dogs
zarabithia
No, they are the same family. They are the same kingdom, phylum, order and family. They separate at the genus.
Theyโre a dog.
yeah theyโre fluffye
theyre literally not dogs theyre not even fluffy. can we get science tumblr over hear or what!?
checkmate athiests
fluffye
okay but they literally are dogs, for those who are confused
If foxes are dogs, then so are wolves, coyotes, dingoes, jackals, and several other extant and extinct species.
Behold! A dog.
of course itโs a dog you buffoon. itโs fluffye.
Why on earth would someone think โBUT IF THEYโRE DOGS SO AR -โ
Like yes of course wolves are dogs, where have you been. Jackals are excellent doggies! So are coyotes. Why is this confusing.
I love that this is literally two completely different arguments running simultaneously.
That guy up there who said theyโre not even fluffy was thinking of sharks
sharks are also dogs. ravenous water dogs, but still dogs
Sharks can NOT be dogs they are SMOOTH
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wolfgang-king
sharks are smooth dogs
BEHOLD, a SHARK
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