ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a boy

🐌✨ get snailed! 🐌✨

snever snince i was a snittle snirl i snew i snanted to be a snoy

FTS (female to snail)

bugs is…. shrimp????

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

decay exists as an extant form of life

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

THE ORIGINAL?!?!!!!!!!!;!!!!!!!!???

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

test

@vexillologyisenjoyable

ok so that doesn’t work. interesting

Modified test

@vexillologyisenjoyable

finaly. Science Side of Tumblr

you stop that. you stop that right now

psst hey. hey @parsnippety I have a really funny idea.

oh, i'm not too good at getting notes. I'd better summon my alter ego

🐌✨️ snailing mysnelf! 🐌✨️

snoh, i'm not snoo snood at snetting snotes. I'd snetter snummon my snailter snego

test

@vexillologyisenjoyable

ok so that doesn’t work. interesting

Modified test

@vexillologyisenjoyable

finaly. Science Side of Tumblr

you stop that. you stop that right now

psst hey. hey @parsnippety I have a really funny idea.

oh, i'm not too good at getting notes. I'd better summon my alter ego

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

We’ll find you Amanda.

world heritage post

I HAVE to reblog this eleven million note post. That’s the most notes I’ve ever seen on tumblr. Also my name is Jade, not Amanda.

my name is Curi so I can legally reblog this

I’m still Starry Cipher not Amanda!

I’m pretty sure I’m Clover. Funny thing is my deadname is close to Amanda but it’s not Amanda

Last I checked I’m Clover

Last I checked rose≠amanda

it should be socially acceptable to roll around on the ground groaning in pain . it wouldnt help get rid of the pain but i would feel a little better about it

I know somewhere there's a hip grandma who survived breast cancer and her transmasc grandson who would love a matching set

Pro tip for my disabled and chronically ill friends in college: if you have to put a work order in and it is related any bit at all to your disability, write, very clearly in the "describe what needs to get done" section, "This issue is a health hazard," followed by a description of how the issue relates to your disability/chronic illness.

They are required to put it as a high-priority issue and fix it ASAP. Required BY LAW. Yes, I said it. They are legally required to fix these things, both under OSHA regulations and the ADA.

Play the disability card. I'm begging you. DISABLED IS NOT A BAD WORD. But don't abuse it. This is a fine line here.

Example: I'm heat and noise sensitive. My HVAC unit started breaking down and rattling loudly. That would be an example of a health hazard. A broken light could be a health hazard to someone with vision issues. I can only speak for myself here. But y'all have the right to speak up and advocate to yourself.

Neurodivergent people, this applies to you too. You're one of us (one of us! one of us! one of us!). Don't let the exclusionists gatekeep this information from you.

More ghost and his roommate 🍦

y'all know that whole left-brained/right-brained thing is fake right? and the "brain fully develops at age 25" thing? and the "we only use 10% of our brains" thing? yeah they're all complete horseshit please yell at anyone who says them

town idiot that has a few random special interests that she knows all about and people use them to be like "even stupid joe knows about deep sea volcanoes. how are you dumber than her. what the fuck? joe, girl. tell them about the volcanoes"

unfortunately this comment a TERF made on one of my posts is genuinely hysterical

Winter has arrived on Poob.

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some dogs