I want people mad

good morning

all with comfortable bedding & pillows and stuff ofc <3

mine are carrots, specifically raw. i can demolish a bag of baby carrots in one sitting. eat them like chips, no dip required

(sorry if tumblrs limit made me forget yours but pls tell me)

Such a narrow escape

Next time we'll get him

Hey wait we can reblog with polls

Followers please drown the tumblr boyfriend. for me.

DROWN.

SAVE

DROWN

guys fucking DROWN HIM

SAVE

BROS ALREADY BEEN SAVED HE'S BORED WHAT IF WE SPICE UP HIS LIFE A BIT HUH. NEW EXPERIENCES.

I JUST WANTED TO PROVE THAT THIRD TIME IS NOT THE CHARM

HE DESERVES ENRICHMENT!!!!

HE DOES INDEED

@forever-scotland CAN WE GIVE THE GUY AN IRN BRU?

YES DEFINITELY IT'S MY BOYFRIEND AND HE DESERVES IT

IRN BRU FOR EVERYONE WHO VOTED SAVE

EVERYONE VOTE SAVE AND YOU GET AN IRN BRU

save save save

DROWN TAHT MOTHERFUCKER!!

Hehehehe he's saved. You lost @the-official-potatoo

NOOOO

WHYYYYYYYYYY

HAH HE DROWNED!

THAT'S THE MAGIC OF POTATOS

FUCKING FINALLY

NOOOOO

FUCK YOU

SAVE HIM!

KILL HIM KILL HIM THIS MAN CANNOT BE ALLOWED TO LIVE

HE DESERVES LIFE AND NOURISHMENT

he don’t deserve SHIT

YOU DONT DESERVE SHIT

LIGHT-MODE USER LOOKING ASS

I BET YOUR EYES DONT EVEN HURT WHEN YOU TURN THE LIGHT ON IN THE MORNING

actually I’m very sensitive to light in the morning! :D

I am a lesbian!

OH UHHH

fucking skittle squad ass

you prob dont even have a gf!

light mode probably warns people to steer clear of your bitchass

Ofc I don’t have a girlfriend, I have my partner @nanochittle !!

SAVE THE DUDE

ur supposed to be an ominous threat? ur not even threatening drown boi potato man out there!

I don't do the threatening, my pronouns just happen to be a/threat. I can have MORALS!

I WANT HIM TO DROWN!!!

SAVE HIM

LET HIM DROWN

Kill him. He deserves to die. He deserves to perish in a flood. He of water he deserves to die knowing nobody has ever loved him and nobody ever will

DROWN HIM!! DROWN HIM!! DROWN HIM!!

*adverbs cannot make the insult come true, but the person will believe it like it is. You can say, "you're a bitch" and they'll think they are one. You can say "You are a terrible person with no human values" to a bad person, and they'll start thinking that. Saying "you'll die alone" will make the person have an irrational fear of dying alone and isolation, etc.

Redoing this poll with a new addition and different capitalization, because people said that nudged their choice

Music under the cut ❤️

Blah blah sample size, plz and thank

just having some fun with interesting fantasy imagery! Give it a reblog, if you play, please? And tell me WHY you picked what you picked if you want?

no okay I need to know, if the movie theatre is empty and you get to pick your favorite spot, where are you seated?

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