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RabiousRanger

@batmaybeman

A man maybe I might do something stupid enough to be funny Previously @rabiousranger

why are time loops always only like 1 day long?

the real horror is a months or years long time loop. no speedrunning your torture here. you have to sit with the consequences of your actions for a loooong time before the release of knowing the consequences and actions have been erased.

but oh, all the actions and consequences are gone. those relationships you built? empty. you can never build them again without the constant guilt of knowing that it's not as real the second, third, thirtieth time when you already know all their secrets and they none of yours.

but you can't hide. you can't isolate yourself because what if this is the time the loop breaks and then what? years gone by of missed chances with people who have changed you a thousand times and now circumstances have changed. you can never build back what was washed away by your own inaction. they'll never be able to meet you like they did the first time if you don't choose to meet them the first time every time

Official Time Loop Post

You can never have the same child twice. How many loops does it take a grieving time traveller to accept that.

ask game!

send anon asks with any of these emojis :3 (reblog if you want your followers/mutuals to do it for you)

🖤: you are my worst enemy. if anything bad happened to you i would kill everyone.
🩶: you scare me /neg
🤍: you scare me /pos
❤️: i have feelings for you /srs (specify romantic or platonic) (this is just on here bcus a similar ask game had it)
🩷: lets go kill someone together <3
🧡: i dont know much about you, but you seem cool
💛: you are like a wet cat.
💚: one million dollars. for you.
🩵: you are amazing and i love you /p
💙: you dont seem mentally stable. at all.
💜: you look like you had a fnaf phase

I’ve decided that all bats fall somewhere on this horrid little graph I’ve devised. Here are some prime examples of the various Creature Varieties found in nature.

The amount of gimmick blogs I’m seeing is crazy

I mean I’m not complaining keep ‘em coming Tumblr

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Crow would you eat soap for five doubloons

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Honestly rn yeah

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Ok please dont do it

Oooh what about soup

Whats ur fave soup

You’d think you’d have learned your lesson worm. People on tumblr are exactly the type to agree to eat soap

People on tumblr? Or just you?

No no, they’re right. So many people here have eaten soap.

The Soap Tasting Ratings

Foam Soap: 8/10 Favorite Soap, leaves a slight after taste, no other complaints, fizzy

Gooey Soap: 4.25/10 Least Favorite Soap not terrible but wouldn’t eat it on a daily basis

Bar Soap: 6/10 Most aesthetically pleasing, little bit let down by the taste but great crunch. Occasionally gets stuck in teeth

C R U N CH???

Fascinating. I need to catch the fuck up. I don’t own any soap bars, but foaming soap? I’ll check back in with the results after my next shower

Oh and i might try body scrub. For the texture

HOW COULD I FORGET ABOUT BODY SCRUB OF COURSE

9/10 Taste like the smell and the crunch is superb. Like sugar crystals. But don’t swallow or you might feel some acidic indigestion

body scrub isn’t supposed to be crunchy, if it’s crunchy that’s PROBABLY not body scrub you’re chewing…

…damn it

So crisis averted, it was a body scrub

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Crow would you eat soap for five doubloons

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Honestly rn yeah

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Ok please dont do it

Oooh what about soup

Whats ur fave soup

You’d think you’d have learned your lesson worm. People on tumblr are exactly the type to agree to eat soap

People on tumblr? Or just you?

No no, they’re right. So many people here have eaten soap.

The Soap Tasting Ratings

Foam Soap: 8/10 Favorite Soap, leaves a slight after taste, no other complaints, fizzy

Gooey Soap: 4.25/10 Least Favorite Soap not terrible but wouldn’t eat it on a daily basis

Bar Soap: 6/10 Most aesthetically pleasing, little bit let down by the taste but great crunch. Occasionally gets stuck in teeth

C R U N CH???

Fascinating. I need to catch the fuck up. I don’t own any soap bars, but foaming soap? I’ll check back in with the results after my next shower

Oh and i might try body scrub. For the texture

HOW COULD I FORGET ABOUT BODY SCRUB OF COURSE

9/10 Taste like the smell and the crunch is superb. Like sugar crystals. But don’t swallow or you might feel some acidic indigestion

body scrub isn’t supposed to be crunchy, if it’s crunchy that’s PROBABLY not body scrub you’re chewing…

…damn it

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Crow would you eat soap for five doubloons

Avatar

Honestly rn yeah

Avatar

Ok please dont do it

Oooh what about soup

Whats ur fave soup

You’d think you’d have learned your lesson worm. People on tumblr are exactly the type to agree to eat soap

People on tumblr? Or just you?

No no, they’re right. So many people here have eaten soap.

The Soap Tasting Ratings

Foam Soap: 8/10 Favorite Soap, leaves a slight after taste, no other complaints, fizzy

Gooey Soap: 4.25/10 Least Favorite Soap not terrible but wouldn’t eat it on a daily basis

Bar Soap: 6/10 Most aesthetically pleasing, little bit let down by the taste but great crunch. Occasionally gets stuck in teeth

C R U N CH???

Fascinating. I need to catch the fuck up. I don’t own any soap bars, but foaming soap? I’ll check back in with the results after my next shower

Oh and i might try body scrub. For the texture

HOW COULD I FORGET ABOUT BODY SCRUB OF COURSE

9/10 Taste like the smell and the crunch is superb. Like sugar crystals. But don’t swallow or you might feel some acidic indigestion

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Reblogged

Crow would you eat soap for five doubloons

Avatar

Honestly rn yeah

Avatar

Ok please dont do it

Oooh what about soup

Whats ur fave soup

You’d think you’d have learned your lesson worm. People on tumblr are exactly the type to agree to eat soap

People on tumblr? Or just you?

No no, they’re right. So many people here have eaten soap.

The Soap Tasting Ratings

Foam Soap: 8/10 Favorite Soap, leaves a slight after taste, no other complaints, fizzy

Gooey Soap: 4.25/10 Least Favorite Soap not terrible but wouldn’t eat it on a daily basis

Bar Soap: 6/10 Most aesthetically pleasing, little bit let down by the taste but great crunch. Occasionally gets stuck in teeth

C R U N CH???

Yup, almost like a frozen chocolate bar in crunchability levels

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Reblogged

Crow would you eat soap for five doubloons

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Honestly rn yeah

Avatar

Ok please dont do it

Oooh what about soup

Whats ur fave soup

You’d think you’d have learned your lesson worm. People on tumblr are exactly the type to agree to eat soap

People on tumblr? Or just you?

No no, they’re right. So many people here have eaten soap.

The Soap Tasting Ratings

Foam Soap: 8/10 Favorite Soap, leaves a slight after taste, no other complaints, fizzy

Gooey Soap: 4.25/10 Least Favorite Soap not terrible but wouldn’t eat it on a daily basis

Bar Soap: 6/10 Most aesthetically pleasing, little bit let down by the taste but great crunch. Occasionally gets stuck in teeth

I put one of these things in the wash and I'm fucking crying

The result

(Don't worry too much, ten minutes with a hair dryer fluffed it back right up)

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DO BRITISH PEOPLE EXIST?

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no

neither do French canadians

or birds

or maple syrup

its all propaganda

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Can confirm French Canadians are not real

The only real birds are Canada geese because they’ll viciously attack me if I say otherwise

Maple syrup is real and magical in Canada, but fake in the USA

It is indeed all propaganda

Can confirm maple syrup in the USA is fake

It’s glue with a hint of the tears of underpaid workers

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Wait ok hear me out

So imagine the old school phones, the ones like

But mobile. I want to play with the cord while talking on the phone so badly this is a NEED

I did that with a hotel phone and guess who’s finger turned purple because they couldn’t tell the cord was wrapped so tightly it was cutting off their circulation :)

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