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I cast natural Swatzikar combustion!

I cast Teslaticular torsion!

. . .

Me:

My vibes be like:

If you think about it…

You’re technically immortal until you die

everythings edible if you try

So I asked nonbinary reddit this a while back:

And they really went all out, here are some of my favorite responses:

And of course, the most confusing of all to cis people:

Link to the original if you wanna see more responses! 

Edit: first off, wow I did not expect this to take off like it did, thank you! 

Second, this somehow made it onto TERF and anti-sjw tumblr and their replies are just proof they have no sense of humor.

my gender is fuck society i want comfy clothes

my gender is something I can’t be bothered to think about but I know it’s queer and that’s good enough for me

Swamp goblin.

None Woman Left Dyke.

sleep deprived creature that lives in the attic and eats moss

A triangle puppeteering a human’s body!

agender but in a male way(void with a dick ..)

Honestly similar to me, I’ve got no gender but am referred to as male!

none pizza left beef reference detected

I’m vaguely boy flavored and the concept of the multiverse personally

what does boy taste like tho lol

My gender is: I’m a girl, have always been a girl, will always be a girl, and you will mistake me for either a man or a butch lesbian 24/7 despite my straightness and cisness!

Kinda girl, kinda not. I got that idk what I am thing going on like a partially made painting. That’s what I am now, a half finished painting.

Me: *Finished the painting to truly encapsulate the beauty that is you and your identity*

Every time someone refers to Stephanie and Cassandra as sisters and say Stephcass is Batcest an angel loses it's wings

They’re literally so gay for each other, I don’t know what else to say.

i am FULLY against the sentiment that we don’t owe anybody anything. we owe people common decency. we owe people respect if it has been given to us. we owe people apologies & explanations when we hurt them. i don’t care.

I don't owe anyone I don't know anything except common decency and human respect. I owe specific people my opinion, and I owe transphobes concentrated spite to the face from a Glock 19

I don’t owe anyone anything but common sense.

I owe almost everyone in the government a bullet through the skull

I owe every transphobe an ended bloodline

I owe every homophobic a handful of broken bones

I owe every racist a couple new holes in their body

and I owe every good person all the love I can muster

I think about pokemon in non-battle situations a lot. Like pokemon who have been trained/raised to be helpers and assistants than to be battle partners.

Pokemon visiting hospitals to cheer patients up like dogs and cats do. Or ones that help kids learn to read, speak, swim, go through therapy?! Even pokemon who’s abilities help owners with specific disabilities?!

I love thinking of pokemon outside of battle situations.

Service Pokemon!

SERVICE POKEMON!!!!

Pokemon Heritage Post

ffs why don’t I know the name of that monkey one also this is so cute I’m gonna die of cuteness

Bro I’d need to figure out a way to cheat the system so I could get my hands on a service Fidough.

i like being a lesbian and all, but holy shit, men are so cool. i hope all men reading this have a wonderful day.

i like being gay and all, but holy shit, women are so cool!!!! i hope all women reading this have a wonderful day as well!!!!!!!!!

[image description: the epic handshake meme. one arm is labelled gay people and the other is labelled lesbians. in the middle it says "fuck yeah bro". end id]

hey guys, quick reminder! this post is about uplifting other people!!! tags like 'ugh, but men are gross lol' or 'op has never met a man' are not welcome and will recieve an insta block! men are cool! women are cool! thank you for coming to my fucking ted talk! :-)

Amen to that.

Men are cool, women are cool, and let’s not forget the people who are in between or not in this chart! (Not meant derogatorily, I mean it as a way of saying that some genders aren’t necessarily a variant of the two or defined by not being the two and stuff like that, I’m bad at explaining things…)

This…

perfect…

So I asked nonbinary reddit this a while back:

And they really went all out, here are some of my favorite responses:

And of course, the most confusing of all to cis people:

Link to the original if you wanna see more responses! 

Edit: first off, wow I did not expect this to take off like it did, thank you! 

Second, this somehow made it onto TERF and anti-sjw tumblr and their replies are just proof they have no sense of humor.

my gender is fuck society i want comfy clothes

my gender is something I can’t be bothered to think about but I know it’s queer and that’s good enough for me

Swamp goblin.

None Woman Left Dyke.

sleep deprived creature that lives in the attic and eats moss

A triangle puppeteering a human’s body!

agender but in a male way(void with a dick ..)

Honestly similar to me, I’ve got no gender but am referred to as male!

none pizza left beef reference detected

I’m vaguely boy flavored and the concept of the multiverse personally

what does boy taste like tho lol

My gender is: I’m a girl, have always been a girl, will always be a girl, and you will mistake me for either a man or a butch lesbian 24/7 despite my straightness and cisness!

truly

Replace art with stories and it’s me!

🗣🗣 Stop giving Black people in anime donut lips!!

WOW BOOST? THIS IS ACTUAL BLACKFACE LMAO

Nice fucking cherry picking. Look what I found with a two minute google search.

But yes, it’s all black characters with the goofy-ass donut lips. It’s total racism. It’s not like that’s an art style of a design aspect or anything. Nope, total blackface.

How dare they draw caricatures!

Yeah RACIST caricatures you fucking dumbass

And the other non-black characters with donut lips are always portrayed as ugly, stupid, and or gross which are horrible stereotype to associate with other characters that have “donut lips” like black characters

OP is just saying this trend should stop, NOT that all black people in anime are portrayed like this, in fact she even further states bc there are black characters who look like, oh I dont know, Normal People, there is NO excuse for black characters to still be lookin like this

:| y'all do understand that it’s a race-trancendant trend of Japanese art correct? it’s got nothing to do with race and everything to do with art style. stop acting like it’s racist. it’s literally something that developed independently of the things you’re claiming.

*I’m singing the next sentence FYI*

It’s literally an art style bitches!

^tagged by @soctherapy but the post was getting too long

this isnt a win for me.......

Tags!: @rae-unbeloved @lil-gae-disaster @fictionalcharactergraveyard @livelaughlovelams @alexanderhamiltonhasafatass

JINWOO MY BELOVED

Tags

@child-of-the-super-nova @frankiefridayyy @simp4diobrando @etherealjellyfishenby

…..

if he doesn’t stab me first

yes

absolutely

Ehhehe

@im-a-simp898 @a-frogo-sitting-on-a-leafo

@twisterino10 and anyone else :3

OMG! YESSSSSS!!!!!!!! *becomes kaiser*

If he doesn’t eat me… yes :3

@demonicallyslaying

Does this count? I wanted to make a post about this mug bc it’s my favorite but I never got around to it

@yourlocalxiaosimp @angelicallyresurrecting @in-a-mello-mood

Hell yeah it counts! Marry that mug if you want to

These bitches the last guys on my camera roll. Uh yeah polyamory I'm marrying all of them :3333

Unless I could adopt them instead? I'd rather like just comfort them through the horrors

@kitkatlover015 @ludo-ree @retic-pithon @cmchill @abyss-is-lame @round-hatches-are-terrifying @edgy-as-a-satsuma @idontneedtherapyihavefanart @donutsalami (no pressure if u can't! :D), @mapleleafrag33 @purplishbluefrog

Thanks for the tag!

Hell yeah Madeline my beloved❤️❤️❤️

@thecrazyalchemist @david-goldrock @z82ia @atom1o6 @alchemicalwerewolf @a-bi-cat-with-books @jugglesthejorker @names-confuse-me @flaming-cactus

he's gay your honour

@homocidalpotat We're getting married on Thursday :D

lmaoo yayy you can marry me in my toga

OH MY GOD?? ALL 3 OF THEM???

@yourlocalbadgerscales

I mean… it’s a win

@atokirina-tsuki @miwiromantics @kissboybyler @scarbleu @itwasaseven7-deactivated2025022

NO WHAT THEY FEACTIVEAEETED???

Thankiewww for the tag!!!

Jonathan!?? JONATHAN?!!!! YES PLEASE

Npt: @i-promise-i-am-not-on-drugs @robintheoriedbyler @sillylittlemeowmeows @sykatz @my--strange-addiction @fleursfairies @phoebebuggers and any others <3

THANKKKKKK YOUUUU LOVE

Oh ffs, the gay… the gay… Well obviously it’s 1970 and we’re trying to hide the fact we’re both gay.

No pressure 🫶 @red-raven707 @yellowcleric @wistfulenchantress @dia-depeche @desperaterebelrunaway @swingthesameway

Thank yyoooouuuuu♡♡♡

Is the poor ant a character?

☆npt: @i-cant-think-of-anything-to-say @wesleyiszombieboy @bylerendgame @dollsanddandy @neilperryismine

...

I hope you guys have better luck then i did @the--last-great-american-dynasty @coffi-cake @atheenee @clodyghost @too-busy-for-this @queenieverity @noecantsleep @spellingishardman @blabbalubdubdub @strawlessandbraless @its-dazey @justcallme-e @captian-james-t-perfect-hair @oliveespineapples @overcastandunderachieving @b0iiling0verr-net @myst3ry-wh1te-b0y + plus anyone who wants to join! <3

Ty for the tag‼️

Well. There’s three of them in that image what do i do bro.

Anyways, @v1trum @starlightlovesspace

i don’t know who else to tag🧍‍♂️

ty for the tag!

B e t- /hj

Tags: @webdoiis @spectrophobiia @grapevine-w1nery @zyrtecbrainrot @flowers-for-lesbians @cossie-fauchelevant @storm-system973 +anyone else who wants to join

I don't WANNA marry Roach :(

@supertreecollective @grapevine-w1nery @spectrophobiia @zyrtecbrainrot

MAN I DONT WANNA MARRY MYSELF...... :((

– vic

tags ; @supertreecollective @zyrtecbrainrot @bertzstarr

WHY IS HE EVIL…. HELP…….

tags ; @silly-boozer @silverwaredrawersys @sleepyskiesco @darlingbeehive @the-fallen-collective

GUYS? UMMMMMM… GUYS? UMM😨

ALSO IF WERE COUNTING FICTIONAL CHARACTERS WTF

@asteroid-fruitcup @ponyboy-the-pookie

I WIN YOU ALL SUCK./silly

tags (no pressure!!): @graceofgondor, @goodnightbirdy, @cimacally, @softfem-dom, @4ust1nnn, @4rielle, @bl33d1ngheartz, @ranx0, @unfortunately-lilith and anyone else who wants to join in!!

Hes leaving me for a man💀💀💀

Open tags!!

YES

@arthur-side @sketchingwithlyn @karmaajr

Welp.... I mean I guess he'll cook for me and treat me right?? He's a little fruity but thats okay (I actually love him so much 💖)

@fly-in-amber @thurio-edau @lee1504

they're my children???

@rot-decay-erosion @random-gamer1942 @what-is-going-on-im-confused @d011zk1ll @shuutingstar + open tags <3

PLEASE NO

@blacklicoriceisgood @d011zk1ll @mintbecrazy @ninadove @ch4rliespringg @manically-depressedd-psychopath @ruler-of-nothing-important + open tags

RIP Meels

Lynx is a fictional character but not counting ocs then

I guess im marrying Chat lol

I got luckyy

(I didnt make the gif but i dont remember who made it im sorry 😭)

@dizzycloudzzz @blinddreams24 @dragon-stars-world @sparklywafflefry @the32onservice @yellow-daisy-lady @shycroissanti

Uhhhhhhhhh... Lol

@mysticsoulgirl @addverrbb @zyasprings @scarletbeast @mostlyghostiez @ anyone else I missed

Falstaff Duolingo my beloved…

@bookmothic-dyke

Huh…. Well fuck I guess I’m marrying a random Keanu reeves look alike sigh.

@any of my mutuals

I guess I’m marrying the world’s biggest bottom, and Father

Open tags because I haven’t redone my pinned yet

one of my ocs

hell yeah actually

NOT ONE ,THREE OF THEM

@untamedcrusader @cryptidteaparty @apup1nthest4rs @collie-kin @chaos-triangle

Guess I'm getting married to Dr. Henry Jekyll (specifically from The Glass Scientists)!

@kianf1sh. @river-billcipherfan @half-fey-freak-of-nature @spikeplushiehaj @stories-i-guess @a-crawling-chaos @chaos-creature-on-the-roof @moonys-chaos @bees-with-a-camera @bee-snail @that-weird-bee @thatacefrog @rins-batcave @swords-and-chaos @lotlotdefiesgravitywithtater @writingnotes520

OH MY GOSH GUYS I AM SO SORRY THAT MY HUSBAND STOLE YOUR FAMILIES

BUT LETS BE FAIR, HE LEARNED LIKE A HUNDRED LANGUAGES AND YOU CANT EVEN LEARN ONE? SHAME

OPEN TAGS BECAUSE BRAIN FART PLEASE MOOTS, REBLOG DESPITE LACK OF TAGS

AND OTHER FOLLOWERS CUZ YALL ARE COOL

AND EVEN STRANGERS IDC