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whiskey dick is such a beautiful phrase if I had a gorgeous maine coon cat I would name her whiskey dick

Hey guys! Check out this block of pure sodium that I got!

i hate fun

april fools !!! look at these elephant watering cans

*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

Having a boyfriend is literally free

I’m stuck in my room because i have a fresh arm tattoo that’s not exactly fun to drive with and my little sister and her friends are hanging out in the kitchen so instead of doomscrolling or agonizing over creative projects i’m sending him pictures of various car parts and asking him to name them

wheeel……

I think he likes it?

"casual" as an insult is really funny tbh. hey everybody this guy plays games for fun. they like to relax and have a good time

does anyone know if you can get in trouble for feeling weird

Depends. Are you catholic?

I was accidentally 15 one time and basically there’s Problems forever because of this

that look The Nuancer gives you when a generalization walks in

crazy to me that I've been on tumblr long enough to see the vast majority of posts i see on a daily basis evolve from superwholock and fandom shit to this

hear me out…

“Hear me out” and it’s the most conventionally attractive alien father figure you’ve ever seen

no sentence fills me with utter loathing so much as "i asked chatgpt"

In fairy culture its actually considered extremely rude to inject them with formaldehyde and pin them to a corkboard

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chart of my age over time

you know what it says