Reblogged psych-is-the-name
I still think this is a acceptable way to do it
Reblogged ilikedeltarune-notyou
tumblr users will reblog anything. have half a peanut
Reblogged juney-blues
Reblogged aka-indulgence
i am genuinely tweaking
Reblogged tourniquesence
Drew this while my friends were being too loud in the VC
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sooooo can yall help me determine if this is a fireable offense
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a lady just came in asking if we have oat milk and we dont so i said “our soy milk is pretty good though, thats what i use in my drinks!” and she looked at me and went “yknow soy milk lowers a mans sperm count” and without thinking i just went “cant lose something you never had”
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youre laughing. i got called a soy boy and youre laughing
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okay to the people confused by this allow me to shed a little light on the subject
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icant fucking breathe
world heritage post
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Anonymous asked:
hey you should ask your doctor about MAOIs. my SSRIs weren’t working so we tried those (i’m on nardil) and it did wonders for my mental health. just saying as a suggestion because based on the fact that you put the fucking onceler on my dashboard in 2022 the meds you take right now don’t work
Reblogged bellcarved
im art blocking so hard
have half a piece of sushi
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hey guys…. it’s me….. goku sushi
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im glad that out of all the art ive been painstakingly cranking out on a daily basis this month, this is what you people decided to reblog
Reblogged drowninnoodles
When you find out Jesus Christ is running for president in your country
Guess I know who I'm voting for?
What's your platform? What are the policies and demands?
"Bread&fish" combo as a social program? 6 day work week (on sundays thou shall rest)? Retirement at 30 (yes please)?
Idk if he would lower the water taxes. It depends if he likes to party
Reblogged juney-blues
Welcome to the no note rotating vape guys post
Reblogged
Transcript:
What is this?
Who has left me a bag of Wendy's?
Dave's double? I didn't know Oshry had a restaurant.
I guess I'll give it a try.
*Horrible "slurping" sounds that can only be compared to "how to grapefruit your man"*
My God! It's the most wonderful thing I've-
*"slurping" continues*
AGH. BURGER.
*NOM NOM* AH.
A divine comedy.
*even more "slurping"*
The joke: that I spent all this time without this.
*getting freaky with the burger*
*Laughing* You're pregnant now.