Devil’s Minion, Get This Bitch

STOP the fucking song and back it up to the start we didn't think about the right thing at the right time our head music video is all messed up what the fuck guys come on

In my next reincarnation I want to be an npc dancing at the club

Those 3 credits are all that Kallus has to his name he NEEDS THIS

the five homoerotic love languages:

- intimate stabbing

- outright obsession

- confused pining

- "no one knows me like you do"

- lifelong promises that always sound suspiciously like wedding vows

me when my disabilities disable me:

Ship dynamics are always like Sunshine and Sunshine protector~ Cinnamon roll and their grumpy one 🤗 Well what about 2 cunts. They're both cunts and that's the dynamic. cunt4cunt.

Alien pulling your sleeve to get your attention: and who is this Cunt you all serve

sorry for how i behaved while i was on earth

pretentious moment incoming but why is everyone's idea of fashion so fucking boring these days. why the fuck did my manager just ask me "what's with the scarf". "what's with the scarf" fuck man do I need a reason to wear a faggy little scarf now? you could just say "nice scarf man". what's with your attitude

"Akilah will survive 'till winter, she will make it out of the wilderness, she will be the 8th survivor!" I scream as they drag me into the padded room.