look at my distinguished and handsome son 

He’s literally

:3c

I gave him some cheetos

He loves them

weatherman: the sun is playfully hiding behind a cloud, don't take it the wrong way

Do people not understand that LLMs are basically your phone's predictive text? Remember the 'type cock and then the middle suggestion in your predictive text 4 times' chain posts?

Bruh

Security alert: Your orb was pondered from a new location

Komondors, a traditional Hungarian guard dog

#yeah guards your tile floor from being all wetttttt

look I understand why people would be compelled by the amulet, but that’s just not the kind of thing I would do. if I had the amulet it wouldn’t even effect me even slightly. actually, if you hand over the amulet right now right this second I can prove to you how uneffected I will be. just for a second

burn down their house.

THAT escalated quickly.

I am fond of this.

every day i think about the cat on twitter who looks more like a scheming eunuch than any creature has ever looked

monkey i love you beloved little freak i would die for you

like……… look at this face

UNREAL

wip i’ve been working on for too long I MISS THEM SO MUCH

This is what Willem Defoe was writing on his detective pad

Take me away, soft Norwegian travel butch

god hes so hot i love his pixels