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I don’t know how we’re letting trump get away with all this shit when I truly believe that if you threw a blanket over his head he would think it was nighttime and go to sleep like a bird

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anxietyproblem

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g1rlonawalk

using coping skills to go to the grocery store

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depsidase

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mollypaup

im still losing it over the "how did high schoolers write 600 word essays before chatgpt" post. 600 words. that is nothing. that is so few words what do you mean you can't write 600 words. 600 words. this post right here is 45 words.

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offshoreoilrig

If tumblr dies DM me for my full home address and we can have a barbecue

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li4r

telling job interviewers i work great under pressure knowing id kill myself

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thebirdandhersong

Absolutely horrid that a 10hr sleep does not cure you of all that ails you

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chubbybunnytgirl

transgender is like ferrari...very difficult and expensive to get insurance coverage

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teobug

You get there and all the pretty boys look up from drinking from the reservoir and gallop away like gazelle

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realhousewivesofmoscow

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marisatomay

Anonymous asked:

I always thought that Rosie O’Donnell’s obsession with Tom Cruise was an effort to try to appear straight. Seeing you post about this man for lo these many years it suddenly occurred to me that it was always genuine.

marisatomay answered:

After Rosie came out she did an interview with Diane Sawyer where she was basically asked “And does Tom know you’re a lesbian 🤨❓” and Rosie was like “Well duh…how else are we supposed to go on double dates and hang out”