I'm all bonked up

my soft and comfortable mama

Strange given your title.

ai-ball mugs

there are teenagers today using smartphones who don’t even remember the real gun emoji. they have never experienced it.

Never forget what they took from us

i hate skinny men, hate them so much. a skinny man will walk into a room and draw all the energy from anyone over 150 lbs and blame them for it. a skinny man will open a great endless crevice in the earth beneath your feet and laugh coldly as your neck breaks against the rock walls. and he thinks those stupid fucking beanies look good on him. those beanies that rest four inches off the top of his actual head, almost as if a tribute to the garden gnome but plastered with the lamest band logo you've ever seen. yeah we see your ankles, you empty vessel of a man. oh please. don't act like anyone's staring at your nasty little cock. leave us for your monthly pilgrimage, i know that endless mall of gentrified clothing stores and sandwich shops beckons.

We’d love to have Mr. White as a teacher!

I deman you to do it ?

posting this for no particular reason

talk about a "what the heck" moment

let's get this thing viral

I just think that if nintendo is going to create a feature that even gets a dedicated button as part of the selling point then you should not need to pay a subscription service just to use it

having a button that you can’t press unless you wanna spend money means that nintendo has recreated the experience of accidentally pressing the internet button on your flip phone and you go you fuckfuckfuck as you try to back out as fast as possible before it charges your parents

the united states of america has declared war on affordable goods