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@blaxolt

[She/her minor] I do the funny i think
Do not send me asks for donations i have no money

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Welcome to my blog!

I am Evi, or Blaxolt, both work.

I use she/her, and I am a minor so don’t be 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

Don’t send asks or messages for donations, if you do, your ask will be deleted and you might be blocked if you do this repeatedly

Standard DNIs but also roll a d10 and if you get an 8 DNI its just the rules (joking)

If you are transphobic I will send a shark to fucking maim and kill and eat you :3

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Silly Game Time: Take a mundane activity and describe it in a way that makes it sound cool or awesome or badass.

(For example, I drank some ice water => I harnesses a humanmade glacier to quench my thirst.)

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I masterfully rotated upon a human made mechanical marvel

I spun on a spinny chair

If you can’t reblog this, unfollow me now.

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soft-petey

it’s fucking disgusting that i just lost 6 followers

it’s important to recognize that these are in fact two different statements.

And yet I’m still both. Nazis can go fucking die and go where even Satan is scared to go. And I’ll always support the Jewish community

Punching nazis is my hobby, and I’ll always support the Jewish community.

My family is Jewish kind of

anyone who supports nazis or discriminates against Jews can kindly see themselves to the curb.

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dollcherray

it should be legal to punch Nazis

It’s Okay (To Punch Nazis)

Agreed!!

Woah mama I hate nazis

me too

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pastassassins

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

world heritage post

I HAVE to reblog this eleven million note post. That’s the most notes I’ve ever seen on tumblr. Also my name is Jade, not Amanda.

Won’t disclose my irl name but can confirm its not amanda

mine is not Amanda either

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rb and tag the insect that prev would be if they were an insect

rb and tag the

insect that prev would be if

they were an insect

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

no fucking way

You did it. You won tumblr.

2 pm seymour appearances AND haiku bot?????

some kind of beetle /pos

Silly Game Time: Some Aliens and some residents of Atlantis are meeting for lunch at a lovely bistro inside the Bermuda Triangle. What is their conversation about?

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splingleglorp. they told me personally

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