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I would play the shit out of this.

Please support this game! I've been following it forever and the developers obviously put a lot of love into finally repping my people as Not Just Generic Bad Guys To Be Slaughtered in QuickTime Events, but the unabashed horse girls we truly are. I really love how outspoken she is about representing proper care and compassion for these animals in the industry too.

There’s some really fun stretch goals! I know a lot of folks are hoping we get to the Falconers. That would add such a fun element to the game. 🥰

Peaceful Mode has been reached!

The hot springs are unlocked!

It’s ending in less than two days!

We're past Mongolian horse racing!

Close but not yet. The goals aren’t in USD.

Racing has been reached! Maybe in these last hours we can make it to falconry? 🥺

It's so close to the On The Hunt stretch goal! Less than 10k away!

Maybe if we can get a major boost at the end we can make it to Falconry! Come on y'all, we can do it! 💪

On The Hunt has been reached!

50k more and we will have falconry! Eight hours remaining!

We have more time to reach falconry!

Oh no…

the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts

Aberration babies with Medusa gene make for the perfect Tangela fandragon

AU/fic prompt where when system goes into hibernation mode for Shen Yuan it actives for Luo Binghe.

Luo Binghe in the abyss and accidentally activating system, only it's made for him so he has administrator privileges. He figures out this it's THIS THING that caused his Shizun to push him in to the abyss (as well as transmigration)

Luo Binghe: DIDN'T YOU SAY YOU ARE FOR MY SATISFACTION FOR ME!?

System: Yes, that is exactly what system is here for

Luo Binghe:...

Luo Binghe: THEN WHY THE FUCK DID YOU MAKE SHIZUN PUSH ME INTO THE ABYSS?

System: For the plot. Luo Binghe needs to get Xin Mo to start his revenge arc.

Luo Binghe: THE ONLY THING I WANT REVENGE ON IS YOU!!!

Meng Mo:Kid...what the fuck?

Meng Mo can't see system he is so fucking confused and Binghe has 2 annoying voices to deal with.

He is so ready to tear system apart bit by bit (even more so when it starts talking about a harem???) he will find away until...

Luo Binghe: This is stupid you made Shizun push me down here I just wanted to be with him, I don't want a stupid harem I just want Shizun and for you to go aw-

System:Does Luo Binghe want to reassign wife plots to User 2?

Luo Binghe:...I... what?

System: Should these missions be assigned to User 2?

Luo Binghe:...

When Luo Binghe and Shen Yuan reunite Luo Binhje is just beaming looking way to happy and Shen Yuan is freaking out about Luo Binghe being out the abyss early... until system reactivates he sees 300+ quests in his log to complete...

Everyone around is just looking on confused as Luo Binghe is just beaming in joy while Shen Yuan's face has turned crimson and he is staring at something no one else can see getting redder with every moment.

This is all one take?? And they have MULTIPLE people as Robin Hood so that they can "cut" between them by spinning the camera??? Wow. That's so complicated but super clever

It’s called a whip pan. There’s a cut hidden in the motion blur so it gives the illusion that it’s one take but it is multiple shots.

But masterful use of the whip pan here :)

We literally cannot let them start charging 80 dollars for video games 70 dollars was already outrageous 60 was pushing it. 80 fucking dollars. ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR DAMN MIND. For MARIO?!?!?!?!?

If we don’t buy it, they’ll lower the price, just like the 3DS. They make more money from 2 million people buying it at $60 than 1 million at $80

pre immortal alliance conference transmigration reveal ideas

I can't articulate how utterly inhumane it is that we've not only normalized, but valorized, sleep deprivation. We treat it like an achievement.

Sleep deprivation increases your risk for a myriad of serious illnesses like heart disease, kidney disease, diabetes, and stroke.

And that's just to name a few.

Some of the most important cellular work we do all day happens while we're sleeping. When we don't get enough quality sleep and rest, our cells literally can't effectively repair themselves.

It literally damages every system in our bodies.

Capitalism lies.

Getting enough sleep is actually one of the most meaningfully "productive" things we can do.

It literally

damages every system

in our bodies.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Mobei-Jun's guide to getting Shang Qinghua to notice his feelings

Attempt 1: Fake marriage

Mobei-Jun: I need you to pretend to be married to me in front of my family

Shang Qinghua: But why

Mobei-Jun: Fuck, I've haven't thought that far

Attempt 2: Only one bed

Mobei-Jun: Oh no, this inn I booked only has one bed left

Shang Qinghua: Don't worry my king, I can sleep on the floor

Mobei-Jun: How did I forget floors existed!

Attempt 3: Fuck or die

Mobei-Jun: Whoops, I got covered in a aphrodisiac pollen and now I require sex

Shang Qinghua: ...my king, that's just regular pollen

Mobei-Jun: Goddamn it!

Attempt 4: Make Shang Qinghua do all the work

Mobei-Jun: I'm getting married, set a wedding date and start preparations

Shang Qinghua: You're getting married?! To who?!

Mobei-Jun: The An Ding Peak Lord

Shang Qinghua: I'll kill them- wait, I'm the An Ding Peak Lord

Mobei-Jun: Yep, get on it

Shang Qinghua: Wait, my king!!

aw i found the sequel!! ;U;

A actual fucking hero dude

I’m tempted to say, “Not all heroes wear capes,” but I get the impression this Fine Fellow probably owns more than one.

i think edward elric entire military experience can be summarized as john mulaney’s “horse loose in the hospital” bit

there is a CHILD ALCHEMIST LOOSE IN THE STATE MILITARY!

NOBODY KNOWS WHAT THE CHILD IS GOING TO DO, LEAST OF ALL THE CHILD!

HE’S NEVER BEEN IN THE MILITARY BEFORE!

They interviewed a man who once saw a baby in a restaurant.

WE’VE ALL SEEN A BABY IN A RESTAURANT!!!

THIS IS A CHILD. LOOSE IN THE MILITARY.

@dalethesjtoddler

And then, for a second, it seemed like maybe we could survive the child, and then, 5 miles under the capital city, an evil homunculus was like, “I have a huge transmutation circle and I’m going to kill everyone to become god!” And before we could say anything, the child was like, “If you even fucking look at Amestris, I will punch you to death with my fists. I dare you to do it. I want you to do it. I want you to do it so I can take my unresolved daddy issues out on you, I’m so fucking crazy.”

This post was written by Roy Mustang

Sometimes it’s not a bad thing, just surprising. Like, “Today the child did alchemy without a transmutation circle,” and everyone is like, “Huh, I didn’t know he could do that.”

The creepiest days are when you don’t hear from the child at all. Those are the days when everyone is like “I think the child has finally calmed down,” and then the child is like “I just uncovered a government conspiracy. I went in that secret lab and snuck in there with my tiny body. I have a tiny body, but don’t you tell me that, or I’ll fuck you up,” and you’re like “That’s what I thought you’d say, you tiny fucking child.”

And then for a second we’re like “Maybe the government will fire the child,” and the child is like “I have dismantled the government.”