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doomed to give devastating head

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| 18+ | bi | she/they | biggest bush in the northern hemisphere | | ass so fat its condemed as heresy by the Council of Chalcedon |

I hate 2 say it but being a part of a “weird” subculture does not meaningfully inoculate you against a conservative moralizing impulse. You gotta unlearn that. Saying “cringe is dead” is not enough, you have to actually be okay with things that discomfort, perplex and/or disgust you.

me being okay with straight people

A poll a while back the “Miraak having a good time ;)” won, but him being be-tentacled and having a very bad time were also close runnerups, so he’s ignoring the horrors for a while to enjoy some arts and literature

Also a zoom in on the hot nord hunk

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he is looking very respectfully

the beauty of skyrim's unmarked locations is that you can stroll up to like, a bear cave and after you kill the bear you just like find a corpse called like, bjorn bear-exploder and you loot him and you find an unique weapon like. the bear exploder sword that has a 10% chance of exploding bears and is completely dick useless. and then you just move on with your life.

Not the first lesson I expected to get when enrolling at the College of Winterhold but *scribbles in notebook* knowledge is knowledge!

I hate this ui for real, why is it all rounded off and why am I not a square if I wanted to be a circle I WOULD HAVE CHOOSEN IT

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moondrunklesbian

You know the problem with reading a book? You get hooked and then it ends and you feel sad

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moondrunklesbian

This post is cancelled, I have found a new book and everything is all right again

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moondrunklesbian

By Talos this cannot be happening

*by the eight

no mongrel race of man could never achieve godhood

i dont care what people say tuesday mornings are the best time to get hammered

A story to boost the morale of a broken country.

Ok but the article is actually insane. It starts with telling you about this specific incident and then drops on you the fact that train robberies are happening more and more in recent years and a couple of reasons are because there are so few railroads is very easy to figure out which one is carrying a specific shipment *and* that because trains are forced to be so long nowadays (many are multiple miles long) they don't even know they've been robbed most of the time until it's long gone.

yay for the train robbery renaissance

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