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fun fact: the more people talk to me about my stories, the faster I write
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Someone getting lectured
Reblogged aces-to-apples
You think this is a joke? A JOKE? No, this is The native Finnish God of Love, Lempo. Demonic and monstrous, and capable of possessing people, driving them insane with love. Call him in with a right love spell and he’s more than happy to help you.
Bread and fire too? Hot damn
Finally, a love deity for monster fuckers.
Reblogged fadinglight123
- if it sucks hit da bricks <- litany against sunk cost
- take it easy but take it <- litany against burnout/apathy cycle
- fuck it we ball <- litany against perfectionism
- now say something beautiful and true <- litany against irony poisoning
casting these before getting out of bed like buff spells before a raid boss
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Maybe unpopular opinion, but I actually do like the way the whole “oh yeah, sometimes Jedi fuck” stuff is presented in recent books, because of course, the emphasis on it being a personal, individual choice, but also the implication that many Jedi do not fuck. Not because sex is forbidden or shame-based in the culture, but because within the Order, people more often choose not to, to the point that the footnote mention of “oh, but some do” needs to exist in current canon.
It’s a society of communal living. Everyone pitches in on everything from childrearing to food growing to medicine, regardless of interpersonal relationships. Titles like father or wife that tie reproductive/family cycles to lifetime connections or property don’t exist. I love the idea of many Jedi choosing celibacy happily, and the Temple being a great place to live a lifestyle where your connection to others are expressly not dictated by a romantic or sexual relationship. And the inherent, platonic intimacy of a psychically-connected community. I really love thinking about it.
Reblogged mneiai
Idk why but i find this funny even tho i need context
Reblogged dapurinthos
Pixel forest art 🦌🌿💐🧚
Reblogged astranite
Puma or Cougar or Mountain Lion (Puma concolor), LEUCISTIC, family Felidae, Serra dos Órgãos National Park, Brazil
photos via: Lucas Gonçalves da Silva
Reblogged astranite
Real observations since I started wearing a wizard hat daily:
- Brim is so wide that I stay BONE DRY taking walks in the rain
- Brim can be positioned to block the sun from ever getting in my eyes AND keeping it off the back of my neck
- The pointed top part creates an air pocket, keeping my head from getting hot or squishing my hair as it might in a ball cap
- Hat can easily be pulled down over the tips of my ears without looking dumb, protecting them from wind chill
- Strangers say they like my hat, giving me the chance to tell them that I am a wizard
- When you’re wearing a wizard hat, ALL OTHER FASHION CHOICES become secondary, allowing you to branch out with style
Embrace ego death. Stay protected from all elements. Wear a wizard hat.
this is the greatest advertisement of our culture ive ever seen
Reblogged man-i-dunno
lightsabers have one fatal flaw: you cannot use them to homoerotically tip up somebody’s chin during a sword fight. that would hurt very bad actually
#okay but consider #when it is off and its just the hilt #and so you need to get even closer to your opponent #but the threat of it still activating is still very much there #so now here you are #practically in the personal space of your opponent #you can see the sweat and anger in their brow #the hatred in their eyes just *that* much clearer #but you with the unactivated lightsaber #making it seem as if they aren’t AS MUCH of a threat to you #has ALL of the power on your side #im just saying this is far more of a power struggle than normal
@pocketchina you can’t just leave this good shit in the tags!
@dapurinthos baby tag essay absolutely qualifies as mines monday content ✅⛏️
Reblogged dapurinthos
lightsabers have one fatal flaw: you cannot use them to homoerotically tip up somebody’s chin during a sword fight. that would hurt very bad actually
#okay but consider #when it is off and its just the hilt #and so you need to get even closer to your opponent #but the threat of it still activating is still very much there #so now here you are #practically in the personal space of your opponent #you can see the sweat and anger in their brow #the hatred in their eyes just *that* much clearer #but you with the unactivated lightsaber #making it seem as if they aren’t AS MUCH of a threat to you #has ALL of the power on your side #im just saying this is far more of a power struggle than normal
@pocketchina you can’t just leave this good shit in the tags!
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a shout out to the small baby child today who was demanding liberation from her stroller but who, when asked if she would stay close to mama and not run around acting crazy, paused for a moment to contemplate the question and then answered "prob'ly no"
it cost you your freedom, small child, but i admire your integrity and honesty 😔
Reblogged mneiai
some of you need to realize that your faves would be having unsafe bdsm sex because they don’t actually know what bdsm sex is, they just want to fuck and also kill each other. you must understand this.