Happy Friday afternoon! 😁☺️ We've done it! 😎😌 We've got to the end of the week ‼️✅️ We've locked 🔒 up ⬆️ our warehouse 🚚 we've parked ⛲️♿️ up our vans 🚐 we have logged off ❌️ our computers 💻 and I've quickly 🏃‍♂️ popped 🫧 into my local favorite pub 🍻🇬🇧 for a cheeky pint of beer ☺️🍺 and look 😳🔎 a little bit of 🤏 early dinner 🍴😋 because the wife 👰‍♀ I love her dearly 🥰❤️ but her cooking 🍳👩‍🍳 ain't that great 🙅‍♂️🤢 and we've got 😮 a stunning ✨️ beef and ale pie 🥧🍮 a bitofmashedpotatoes 🥔🧈 baked beans 🫘 in a pot 🫕 which I think 💭 is wrong 😤 but it's happeninganyway 🤷‍♂️ and of course a bit of gravy 🥣🍲 and you know me 😉 I never look 🚫👀 when I pour 🙈🫗 because I am ☝️‼️ the absolute govnah 💂‍♂️🧑‍💼 And listen goiuys 👂 hope you had a great week 😘⌚️ keep on smashin' life 💥😮 keep givin' it a hundred 💯 and ten 🔟 per cent 🔣 and don't go home 🏠 until you're proud ✌️😌 And listen 🎧🙉 cheers to you all 🏅🎆 You deserve it 😉 A'bosh! ⁉️

Happy Friday afternoon! 😁☺️ We've done it! 😎😌 We've got to the end of the week ‼️✅️ We've locked 🔒 up ⬆️ our warehouse 🚚 we've parked ⛲️♿️ up our vans 🚐 we have logged off ❌️ our computers 💻 and I've quickly 🏃‍♂️ popped 🫧 into my local favorite pub 🍻🇬🇧 for a cheeky pint of beer ☺️🍺 and look 😳🔎 a little bit of 🤏 early dinner 🍴😋 because the wife 👰‍♀ I love her dearly 🥰❤️ but her cooking 🍳👩‍🍳 ain't that great 🙅‍♂️🤢 and we've got 😮 a stunning ✨️ beef and ale pie 🥧🍮 a bitofmashedpotatoes 🥔🧈 baked beans 🫘 in a pot 🫕 which I think 💭 is wrong 😤 but it's happeninganyway 🤷‍♂️ and of course a bit of gravy 🥣🍲 and you know me 😉 I never look 🚫👀 when I pour 🙈🫗 because I am ☝️‼️ the absolute govnah 💂‍♂️🧑‍💼 And listen goiuys 👂 hope you had a great week 😘⌚️ keep on smashin' life 💥😮 keep givin' it a hundred 💯 and ten 🔟 per cent 🔣 and don't go home 🏠 until you're proud ✌️😌 And listen 🎧🙉 cheers to you all 🏅🎆 You deserve it 😉 A'bosh! ⁉️

people on this fucking app love to see a post made by a trans woman talking about how shes treated for being masc and how awful it feels and make it about how hot they feel her with literally no fucking sense of hesitation

this is not the type of shit trans women want to hear when they talk about being discriminated against by everyone for presenting the same way cis women do. are you all fucking incapable of treating trans women as anything other than sex objects for literally the five seconds it takes for you to reblog a post. you dont have to say this shit. like you just dont. like genuinely can you all just be normal for five seconds

this is such an obvious case of blatant sexual harassment but nobody cares/notices because TME people feel so sexually entitled to our bodies that they think this is support and not the online equivalent to catcalling a feminist rally.

cannot stop thinking about the french man who during dinner responded to a person asking "should we be naughty and get desert" by pulling a face and going "naughty? it is chocolate, it is not an, uh, threesome"

commission for @saintadeline !

Me, unimaginably horny: god mecha are hot

Me, in the post-nut clarity: well actually mechposting is meeting point of terror and desire, a testament to the remarkable human capacity to sublimate fears into sexuality. We dread militarization, loss of autonomy, the invasion and commodification of all aspects of our bodies and our self, the slipping away of humanity, machinery and war. It is not surprising then that our fiction exploring these themes appeals to some hidden aspect of our desires in the unstable and exploitative times. However, while these themes are valid, we must be careful not to forget the horror as well.

Me the next day: GOD I wish I was a mech pilot and had a direct neural-uplink and a handler

Painted DUAL NATURE bright pink. What are you gonna do. Stop me?

pater.. new mission from command... you have to SLAY !!

Sent a 12 year old on a fake Hero’s Journey last week and holy shit he actually did it

I have completed another crochet monstrosity

wait no the fact that Red says 'happy hunting' like one time and it's later in the game iirc. Omg.. he picked it up from Pater. The ship is not so crack, after all

FOUND IT

Give it up for the second most marketable Vesper everyone yaaay yipppeee !!