think my mum just sent me a whole buncha weed butter in the mail??

this is almost certainly weed butter

so it’s still technically unconfirmed that this is actually weed butter  so im doing a science experiment - i made crepes with it and ate 6

lets wait an hour and see what happens

i asked my mum if it was weed butter hours ago and just after i made the last post she sent me this

maybe i shouldnt have ate six

ive never seen a more appropriate usage of this reference

op its been 7 years was it buttered weed

The thing about bugs bunny is that he lives and dies by his bits. He’s fully capable of killing you if he wanted, but the thing is, not only is he a nice guy, he’s a funny guy. To beat bugs bunny, many people assume that you just have to not fall for the jokes. If he hits you with a pie, you don’t flinch, and eventually you’ll ware him down. The issue is, misery will only last you so long. There’s only so much bits to endure before it becomes funny. And whoever is getting laughed at is losing. Instead, to kill bugs bunny, you have to beat him at his own game. When he throws a pie, don’t try to sidestep or be a sourpuss, that’s playing into his hands. Instead, you comically open your mouth and swallow it whole. This is how you kill a god.

Not in the fucking slightest ^_^

this is some shit Dr Alto Clef would say in a fucking seminar

this is some shit Dr

Alto Clef would say in a

fucking seminar

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

why is everyone so mean. how aren’t you tired

ANCIENT ARTEFACT!!!!

I am an ancient artefact

>:}

@real-british-empire leave us ancient artifacts alone =[

Hmmmmmmmmm

I don’t think there is enough room in the British museum for both of us haha 😅

I will make it

Nooooooooo

Yeeeeeeeeesssssssee

Aaaaaaaaahhhh

AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA

@actual-american-blog they are trying to tax your tea again 😭

ohhh fuck off. someone learned my summoning ritual again. ill be right back

Reblog if you are ASEXUAL, SUPPORT ASEXUALS, or really really want to WEAR A REALLY FANCY BLACK CAPE

we are THREE FOR THREE, BABY!!!

imagine dealing w an international crisis involving precious artifacts and someone is like ‘don’t worry I know a guy’ and it’s a dorky connecticut college professor named henry who slips into his slutsona and suddenly he’s capable of saving the world w the power of his whip & fedora

you don’t know where the guy is. you don’t know where the guy is going. but you do know he’s on the case w a 98% success rate and his tits are out

I said what I said!

#this man gets uncomfortable and overwhelmed when 20 y/o college girls hit on him #but take off his glasses #put on his fedora #and this man is ready to find Atlantis in three to eight business days (via @sansakenobi​)

It’s impossible to argue with anything above.

previous tags are on point: #hat ON archeology APPLIED tits OUT

Wait for it

Que weno

is anyone going to tell the people in the notes who are calling the driver an idiot that they did not, in fact, wait for it?

(or that the driver that other people so clearly see is, in fact, not)

ok fuck that got me

me from 0:00 to 0:40: omg this video is so extremely anxiety inducing :/

me from 0:43 to 1:00: oh no I hope the driver gets out of there safely :'(

me from 1:00: what

i can tell that i'm officially Blenderpilled and Raytracemaxxed because from the first shot i was like "oh its a miniature, i can tell from the behaviour of the light"

Could tell something was off but kept flip flopping. Specific shots looked insane but others clearly broke the illusion

*vibrating* it’s the cowboy witch poem it’s the cowboy witch poem it’s the cowboy witch poem

ive had this queued since february.

Yippee

sept 30th in my time zone,, :(

Same here, but it came out anyway. What the hell?

huh that’s kinda wacky

maybe it was scheduled from a different timezone or smth

Halloween Tumblr at the stroke of midnight on October 1st

It’s that time of year again!!

Happy October 1st, everyone!

The person I reblogged this from is someone I enjoy seeing on my dashboard.

@mun-urufu :3

<3 :p

phantump returns on the same night every year. no matter how old the couple get, they always remember to save its favorite for when it comes by. its still wearing the same gloves and scarf he left in.

SNAPDEX: DAY 23 | DEX 708

why did my mom say this to me

okay apparently my mom's boss who is also my dentist wants to try a new drug on me because valium didn't quite cut it last time and i have severe anxiety surrounding dentists and i have some cavities i really need to get filled

and for some reason my mom chose to tell me this by just texting "we're drugging you tonight" and refusing to elaborate

they are doingf experimenys on me

Still upset that the can't have shit in Cincinnati meme got berenstain bearsd into Detroit as someone who lived in Cincinnati it deserves that recognition you really can't have shit there not even your own meme

Justice for the unfortunate souls still living in Cincinasty 💔

literally even stole the post. come on

i hate math tests because all throughout the chapter it’s like really easy shit and then you think you’ve got it and then the test is like 

if i throw a triangle out of a car and the car is going 20 mph and wind resistance is a thing that exists, how many cupcakes can pedro buy with one human soul 

A Human soul is worth $660,326.82 according to “The devil went down to Georgia” where the Devil offers a fiddle of gold as an equal bet against a soul.

assuming a fiddle weighs about 450 grams and is primarily made out of spruce and maple. The density of spruce is 0.43 g/cm3, and the density of maple is 0.6 g/cm3. As an estimation, we’ll just average these and suppose that the average density of the material of a violin is 0.515g/cm3. so If the Fiddle weighs 450 g and has a density of 0.515 g/cm3, that means that the volume of the wood of the Fiddle is 873.8 cm3. Our hypothetical golden prize had gold in lieu of wood. So 873.8 cm3 of gold weighs 16.9 kg — almost forty pounds! — or 543.3 troy ounces. 

Since the selling price of gold today is $1215.40 per ounce that gives us our value, but as for cupcakes it’s a little harder, most cupcakes sell for $2.50 to $4.00 at a bake shop, so let’s average that to $3.25, some simple division and we get our answer

Pedro can buy 203,177 cupcakes and have $1.56 left over.

when the fuck did i do this? i have no memory of this

the devil did it