But really must we?

Mongolian Chicken A Mongolian chicken recipe that does not require deep frying, yet it yields juicy chicken with a crispy texture, coated with a sweet savory sauce that is very fragrant.

Recipe => https://omnivorescookbook.com/mongolian-chicken/

An early Halloween cartoon for Guardian Books

What I legit thought the punchline was gonna be.

but what if

fucking spot the difference game

watched severance. I Understand Now.

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Who the fuck is voting no and can you please give me your money? Sincerely someone who makes about $17,000 a year

Someone who makes $65k may not be "as poor" as someone who makes $17k a year but that doesn't make them rich. You're both still pretty damn poor.

They're only making about $31 an hour. This is how much my mom makes as a nurse, an "essential worker."

She has just enough money to pay her bills. She lives in a tiny, crappy house. Her car is ancient and falling apart. She doesn't have enough money to pay for all the healthcare she needs, including $20,000 of dental work she can never afford.

When I lived with her and she was a single mom, we could never afford the doctor and could barely afford food sometimes.

She will never be able to retire.

How tf do you think that is rich?

Frankly, my mom is still poor.

Your enemy isn't the person makes $65,000, or even some doctor or lawyer making $165,000. It's the people making billions off of everyone else's labor.

You can't eat the rich if you think every single person making more money than you is rich.

The working class is incredibly large. It's hard to survive on $65k and harder to survive on $17k. Neither one is comfortable.

The definition I tend to use is: if you lost your job and couldn't get another, are you fucked? If the answer is yes, you're not rich. Even if it's "I could last for several months on savings and whatnot, but yeah, after that I'd be fucked."

Rich people may have jobs and salaries, but they aren't dependent on them. "Rich" means you own things that make enough money by themselves that you don't have to have a job if you don't want to.

A pithy way to put it is: well-off people own things that cost a lot of money. Rich people own things that make a lot of money.

Etruscan, Ring with winged lion, siren, and flying scarab beetle, late 6th - early 5th century BC (source).

We gotta stop aiming for unique and interesting baby names we gotta start naming every single infant straight-shot middle-of-the-road ass popular common unisex names like Alex and Sam. By the end of 2031 I wanna see 100% of kindergarten children named either Alex or Sam and you know what, let’s make ‘em all Smiths and Johnsons, too. In an age of digital tracking give your baby the gift of total functional anonymity within the panopticon

If Elon Musk owned Tumblr he would nuke your blog for this.

And I would die with honour at the hands of a fool

Are you drinking enough water?

Two Earthlings (2009) by John Brosio

Chloe Atkins, Girls’ Night Out: Marcia and Sara, Muscle, 1998

Get to Know Me Meme — [6/15] Favorite Female Characters : Xena {x}

“I have many skills.” 

me when i cant comprehend that different continents have different animals

the rest of the paragraph that was cut out in that screenshot literally explains the reasons behind the easter bilby and bluntly theyre minimising the impact that wild rabbits have had as an introduced species in our ecosystem.

the easter bibly was an ingenious campaign that builds in social awareness and change to an ongoing annual tradition without detracting from what that tradition represents. the choice behind it was intentional

They need to cover this on Bluey.

That does seem to be the best way to teach Americans anything about Australia

I actually just read my daughter the book-version of the Easter episode of Bluey last night and was thinking "Okay if this says 'Easter Bunny' but Derin says it's Easter Bilby, did they just adjust it for audience location? (A missed opportunity to include an educational info-page at the back of the book, IMO). Is the original Australian episode still Bilby?".

We also have Easter Bunnies. The Easter Bilby is a conservation publicity thing and it was way more popular in the nineties. You can still get them but bunnies are currently the default.

Honestly? Given the relationship between rabbits and Australia, I find the idea that an alternative to the Easter Bunny did not immediately supplant the ecocidal rodent far more perplexing than the idea that an alternative was floated.

remember when dash drama looked like this

happy 12 year anniversary to the most memorable event in tumblr history

this is why nobody should've let us have the Internet. I could've done something more productive

honestly I wouldn't have

at least I had fun doing the logos

i hate when top wildlife predators are just lil babies teeny tiny babies

. that is a serial killer