Just a horny demigirl, doing its best

*snaps my fingers, and on some random freeway, a fuel tanker truck is instantly rotated 180 degrees*

fourth spatial dimension obviously. to an outside observer, the truck appears to have been mirrored from left to right. the driver, who has developed situs inversus, has a panic attack as the entire world seems to have reversed. the sun now rises in the west and sets in the east. in their confusion they attempt to get back into the right lane (their right lane) and crash into oncoming traffic. the fuel in their tank detonates. seventeen perish in the conflagration.

baroque, subversive to the expectations, almost to a point of pandering; on the cusp of notional over indulgence, and yet the estuary of inevitability still draws us into the same conclusion, twisting backwards in on itself, a coil that reminds us of our relationship to fate

you can be the moo moo meadows cow in mario kart !!

One of my biggest fantasies is to have a couple flirt with me and take me home

Just like relentless flirting with me and im so pathetically flustered by it all

Stuck between two pretty girls as i progressively get more blushy and useless

i got that wounded animal rizz where are all the predator girl couples at

i walk through life the same way a wounded animal limps through the forest, its only a matter of time before someone snatches me up, it could be you! (and ur partner pleasepleaseplease)

"The price on the new console is outrageous, but I have to buy it because they're making an exclusive sequel to the game I liked!"

please... Everyone out there remember the 3DS. Nintendo was forced to lower the price. We can make that happen again.

Steamy W shower scene

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no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that's beautiful. there's some good in this world mister frodo and it's worth fighting for

*grabs your hands and speaks to you in a tone that is so gentle* they/them pronouns stop being universal once you learn a person's pronouns. Sometimes that person's pronouns will include they/them and in that specific case you are allowed to keep using those pronouns for that person. In any case where you learn a persons pronouns and that person doesn't use they/them, you should no longer use those pronouns for that person. If you continue to use they/them pronouns knowing that person doesn't use them, you are now misgendering that person. Kindly stop doing that please. Thank you, I love you.

everyone needs to know that the "Prince" in my bio is not an aesthetic that is my real title i am the prince of darkness and allll of you will submi- hey stop trying to look up my skirt during my evil speech. i had to wear this because its the only thing that expressed how my darkness flows like water, ok? yes maybe i liked how it cinched my hips too. IM A PRINCE shut up i will literally turn you to dust. hmph

see you got it! but um.. they're actually regal, not adorable.. see they have this pretty little floral pattern and everything so that it's- i mean hey why do you keep looking there!!! hmph !

OH MY GOD

Felt like he was left out so I added him, but also I can't draw

why does he remind me of a cow

clicking open image in new tab used to actually open the image instead of a shitty webpage that you can't zoom with giant bars on the top and bottom telling you to download an app. isn't that something.

I'm sorry but are there people that were born before 2007 on this site because like we've already had a bunch of cyclical waves of capitalist crises that were worse than the great depression like you have to be at least 13 to post on tumblr and 2007-2008 was-