when i take my phone case off i feel concern and fear knowing that some people just rawdog their phone like that like its so slippery girl you are carrying around a little fish

gifts the trans person in your life will appreciate

This will be a romantic story like none that has come before

the girl you just accused of "not having any hobbies" has actually been getting really into laying alone in the dark and obsessively ruminating on her abjection past and present lately

give him soup.

BUDDY you're a BOY you're a BIG BIG BOY you're a BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG BOY you got mud on your face you BIG BIG BOY kicking your can all over the place singing WEE wee WEE wee WEE wee WEE wee

obsessed w/him actually

Thanks to @aquatic-equestrian for finding the pattern and posting it in the notes!

yarn<3

still not over the stephen colbert thing, the way they're punishing him so much by not only essentially firing him but cancelling the show he loves in its entirety, which means also punishing all 200 people who work for and with him on the show.

it is setting an example. it's saying, "this is what happens when you speak truth to power. we will not only punish you. we'll punish the people around you that you've led and loved. is it worth it now, stephen? would it be worth it, other late night talk show hosts? if you don't keep quiet, we will quiet you". the other late night talk show hosts are not all under paramount (iirc, it's just the daily show), but this sets a precedent that tells them they are all vulnerable.

"it's not a big deal" idk man it really seems like it is

politico article on this btw. i should've linked it in the original post

Regardless of someone's feelings about this particular show or man, this is taking a successful and popular source of anti-Trump criticism and making an example of it. It's meant to cause a chilling effect. If they can come for successful and popular voices, what does that mean for people with less success and popularity?

The fact that this happened at the same time as, and is now overshadowing, the defunding of PBS and NPR, which will force stations all over the country to go dark, especially in rural and tribal areas, leaving them without access to news and emergency alerts, which Republicunts have been trying to do since the 70s.

Additionally, The Late Show with Stephen Colbert is a normal, mainstream media show. It's not fringe, or niche. A lot of people watch an evening late show. It feels like casual dissent and the common cultural knowledge of "this is not ok" is being pushed as a fringe leftist idea, instead of a very popular, common opinion.

my boss just saw me on lunch break and gave me three copies of the same photo of this baby raccoon without a word and kept walking. am i supposed to flyer this?

the fucking gorilla glue logo looks like an ad for gorillas. it has nothing to do with glue

got a phonecall from my dad and he said "hey. you gotta come out here. i want you to see something" in a very serious tone so i went outside and

Bnnuy

my fav ask ever was this person who was like “i live in the worst city in Ohio” and I was like “ I don’t think Zanesville is actually the worst city in Ohio but I know everyone in Zanesville thinks it is so I’m gonna say Zanesville but also I bet you don’t even live in Zanesville I bet you have a Zanesville zipcode but you live in Adamsville and you went to school in New Concord” and they told me I got every single detail right and that I scared them so bad they had to block me

Looking

She’s a bug