having adhd and being a creator is like being on a timer. oh sorry you have this art idea? well you have approximately 12 hours to start it and 6 hours to finish the task or else you will lose interest and inevitably move on. oh you have an idea for a one-shot? well you’d better finish it in a day unless you want to banish it to your wips forever. ding dong bitch

People in age bracket 25-29 you need to listen to Let It Rock by Kevin rudolf ft lil Wayne again cause you forget yourself

Kakashi Hatake + Assorted Text Posts (Part 13)

Sakumo being a super popular borderline sex symbol in his era will never stop being my favorite hc, I need to see more of it

All the people his age and younger had a crush on him. It was just a Thing(tm) where 9 times out of 10, a Konoha shinobi's first crush was probably Sakumo. Even other villages young shinobi hung up his bingo book picture above their bunk and dreamed of both killing him, being killed by him (in a hot way), having a battlefield fling with him, and more. There was blackmarket fanfiction. He was incredibly popular among civilians all over fire country. Some popular romance novels had love interests very blatantly based off him.

Even before they were on a team together, Obito and Rin both had a silly kid crush on Kakashi's dad (Obito more than Rin) and he was aware of it. This did not help make him like them any more. (By the time hearing smthn positive ab his dad would have made Kakashi softer, they'd both gotten better at hiding the crush, so to Kakashi it looked like they'd gotten over Sakumo.) Even Minato had a bit of a thing for him, not really but like— strong, popular, feard and very friendly ninja who is now paying him some attention (bc hes his kids teacher) he's not immune. Kushina understands, she is also not immune. (Kakashi is going to throw a fucking fit)

Even after his failed mission, when his reputation crashes and burns within the village, he still can't completely shake his admirers— they possibly just get more disrespectful ab the attraction when it mixes with the hate. (Which tbh could make for an interesting discussion all on its own)

Kakashi is haunted by his father's insane popularity for decades after his death. He does his very best to ignore the lingering evidence of people being insane ab his father.

One day he realizes one of his favorite romance novels has a romance interest based off Sakumo and has a break down ab it and can never read the series again.

When raiding an old abandoned enemy camp w Team Ro, he finds an old, autographed photo of his dad covered in lipstick marks in the communal bathroom. He chooses to ignore it but it's quickly spotted by his teammates, who do not know who Sakumk is, and v quickly begin to remark on the poster, who this mysterious Konoha nin is, and ahaha damn he is kinda good looking, huh? (Kakashi wants to DIE)

Shisui ends up taking the poster back to Konoha with them and hangs it up in the ANBU communal quarters where it is VERY quickly recognized. And also some of the people in that room recognize it so quick bc they also used to own a similar poster. (Kakashi wants to DIE someone PLEASE kill him now)

Its only when he's given team 7 that he finally thinks he's escaped the legacy of his father as Konoha's Most Sexiest Shinobi. Only for Naruto, when being trained by Jiriyah, to find his drafts for Icha Icha very clearly inspired by his dad. Which he can never publish for multiple reasons (lingering respect for Sakumo. Also for Kakashi, who is his biggest fan and would probably never look at him again.)

Naruto somehow accidentally brings this up with Kakashi who like. Has war flashbacks and immediatley stands up and walks away as Jiryah scrambles to try to explain himself and Tsunade looks on in scorn (she will approach him later to carefully ask for the drafts while trying to seem like she's not really asking for them bc she's too proud to admit it)

Naruto and Sakura discover Kakashi-sensei's dad was a sex symbol. I don't even know how they'd react but like. Oh my god. Oh my god you guys.

Funniest option would be they accidentally revive his popularity a little bit by being so loud ab it they like, remind people ab him. + introduce another generation to the idea of him

Kakashi is crouched on the floor with his face in his hands. When will he be freed from this hell.

Sasuke does not escape tho, he goes to sound and finds a picture of Sensei's dad in Orochimaru's office (???????)

This is such a shitty sketch but the vision:

Itachi, who learned who Sakumo was from that poster thing, goes on to find a photo of him in ""Madara's"" belongings and gets super weirded out but ultimately doesn't. Super care. But also. Like. What. What.

After Itachi finds the photo, which Obito genuinley forgot he fucking had and keeps in part just bc its like one of the only belongings that remained from his Konoha days, he shoves it somewhere in Kamui to forget about.

But then in the Obito vs Kakashi Kamui fight, it fucking flutters down in the middle of the fight and Obito fucking dies of humiliation as Kakashi realizes he will truly Never Escape and that this reality is his own personal hell

Uhh endgame Kakashi becomes Hokage and accidentally retreads his father's path in becoming the new Konoha Sexy Man. Which simultaneously crushes him (he will never escape) and fills him with delight (he will now be able to impart the pain of having your father figure be lusted after by all ur friends and acquaintances onto his students)

Made a new poster! :)

to those of you who are moving here from tiktok, from someone whos used both tiktok and tumbr for years...

1. DO NOT censor your posts

dont censor sex, abuse, suicide, dont censor it. we dont have censors like tiktok does, you wont be banned for talking about these things and tagging them properly helps people avoid them (also, we dont have shadowbanning here)

2. we dont really have an algorithm

you follow who you follow, and you see posts from who you follow or what you search. the 'for you page' is basically useless here. this also brings me to my next two points

3. dont crosstag

we get it, on tiktok you have to crosstag for reach, but thats not really a thing here. just tag your posts properly (also posters often leave more info about the post in the tags!! and when you reblog stuff you can leave your own notes in the tags, kind of like the old "repost comments" on tiktok)

4. dont expect to go viral/be famous

"viral" isnt really a thing on here (at least not for the average blogger). your posts will probably get 2-10 likes and you wont get nearly as many followers than on tiktok. thats just how tumblr is

5. blocking is your best friend

tiktok is VERY discussion based, and while tumblr is much more discussion based than other social medias, its still not a good place for ragebait/discourse. dont interact, itll make your experience worse in the end, just block and move on

6. you cant go into someone elses house and start rearranging their furniture

this is tumblr, not tiktok. dont diss old tumblr users for how they use the site or try to change them, thats like going into someone elses house and trying to rearrange their furniture. we've been here longer and we're familiar with the site and its culture, either find your niche, adapt, or find a different app

Another important point

You need to actually reblog posts for this site to work as it should.

Liking posts only saves them in a spot that no one checks except for the user who liked them. Most people have their liked posts hidden.

Also, this site has a spam bot problem. One way we weed those out is to check the blog to see if it's actually being used to post legitimate content. If there is absolutely nothing on your blog you're getting blocked and some users may just straight up report you as spam as a precaution.

Not to mention that the posts you reblog will only be seen by you and whoever follows you. Tagging it "fyp" does absolutely nothing.

Whatever you say Kakashi Sensei🫡

"I find you exasperating."

You go out of your way to step on a particularly dry looking leaf along the path—stained a deep, golden colour and curling at the edges where it rests waiting for the weight of your foot—just to hear the way it crunches beneath the sole of your shoe. At your side, Kakashi's attention is still on the book in his hand, the pages spread open only with his thumb and pinkie finger while the other three support the cracked spine. He doesn't spare you a glance, but he does deign to respond with a curious little hum.

"That's an awfully big word."

The lazy way he says it is enough to irritate you, but his condescending words are almost too much for you to bear. You stop in your tracks, fists curled tightly at your sides, and the white haired young man doesn't so much as slow in recognition of it.

It's fall in Konoha, and while the days are still warm and bright, the breeze that whisks through the village's winding streets is cool. The annoyance you feel prickling under your skin is enough to insulate you from the chill. To numb you to its bite.

You swoop down, dragging your hand lightly along the path to retrieve a handful of small, smooth stones—no larger than the tips of your fingers. Without a moment's contemplation, you launch one at the back of Kakashi's head, and watch as it bounces off dully.

He keeps walking.

blowjobs w kakashi

thinking about husband!kakashi who stands shirtless in the middle of your kitchen, his sweats hanging dangerouly low on his hips, exposing the deep V that leads directly to the thing that's taken over your thoughts as you stand in front of your refrigerator, the door open but the ingredients long forgotten.

kakashi’s gaze is pointed down at the recipe in the cook book you brought earlier that day, to busy reading off the things you'll need in order to make the chocolate cake you've been craving these past few days, to notice the way you're staring at him with hungry eyes.

"—and two eggs" he finishes, putting the book on the counter and turning to get a mixing bowl out of the cabinet. he walks back over towards the counter and begins measuring out the flour and sugar, dumping the dry ingredients into the bowl as he reads what to do next.

you've finally snapped out of it, tired of not having kakashi's dick down your throat, closing the door to the fridge before walking towards him.

"hey-" he's cut off when you drop to your knees in front of him, mouth snapping shut as he watches you with a single curious eye.

you look up, eyes finding kakashi's as your hands reach out to squeeze his soft cock, feeling in harden slightly under your touch.

"can i?" you ask innocently, tongue poking out of your mouth to wet your dry lips. you accompany your question with another firm squeeze to his cock that's already beginning to swell.

"yes, please—fuck" kakashi sucks in a breath when your hands find the waistband of his pants, pulling them down just enough to free his heavy cock, that springs free and slaps against his stomach before swinging freely right in front of your face. back and forth as your eyes follow, hypnotized.

your mouth waters at the sight.

you take him in your hand, thumb just barely ghosting over his tip as you stroke him softly. kakashi watches as you bring the tip to your lips, placing a soft kiss to the tip as you hear him exhale shakily above you.

you kiss his tip again, feeling the way the bead of precum that’s began dripping from his tip smears along your bottom lip.

his hand finds the back of your head, but he doesn't push your head closer to his dick, instead he lets it rest there, using it as an anchor to keep him grounded, to keep him from busting the second you wrap your soft lips around him.

kakashi groans when your tongue licks a long stripe up the length of his dick, before it comes to circle his tip. you continue to suckle at his sensitive tip, licking and lapping and sucking as kakashi lets out moans and groans of pleasure that do nothing to help the throbbing between your legs.

kakashi lets you take your time, knowing how you like to explore every inch of his cock with your tongue before you take him down your throat. starting at his tip you move down his length, licking and sucking on the base until its wet with your spit, making the glide of your hand easier as you pump him slowly. you gently suck one of his balls into your mouth, as kakashi bucks his hips subconsciously, head thrown back in pleasure, mouth parted slight and eyes tightly shut as he loses himself to the feeling of your mouth on his dick.

the grip on your head tightens when you finally take him into your mouth, sinking down inch by inch until he's hitting the back of your throat and your nose is pressed against the thatch of white hairs. your eyes water instantly, throat constricting as you begin breathing through your nose, willing yourself to relax your throat around him as he slides in deeper and deeper until your nose is pressed against his pelvis.

kakashi moans loudly as his other hand comes up to grip your hair, shallowing thrusting his hips as he feels himself getting closer and closer to the edge. he’s lost in the feeling of your tongue and lips and mouth, the way you swallow around him as he fucks your face that his control slowly starts to dissolve.

you let your eyes flutter closed, mind empty, unable to focus on anything other than the feeling of kakashi filling your throat, pulling out before he’s pushing right back in, over and over again until you feel the familiar twitching right before kakashi's shooting his load directly down your throat, so deep you can barely even taste it. you swallow it down happily.

his hips have stopped moving, but his cock remains in your mouth as suck him through his orgasm, lapping at the few remaining drops that drip from his tip as kakashi moans above you.

Kakashi Hatake and the quiet ways he shows he cares

Kakashi Hatake, who pretends not to notice when you’re struggling with something, but subtly adjusts his schedule or actions to make things easier for you, as if by accident.

Kakashi Hatake, who somehow always knows when you’re about to trip or drop something, steadying you with a quick hand, muttering, “Careful now,” like it wasn’t instinctual.

Kakashi Hatake, who lends you one of his worn books, casually pointing out his favorite passages, even though it’s his way of letting you see a piece of himself.

Healthcare issues reflected in yaoi ✊😔