The Seventh House
Dulcinea Septimus | Protesilaus Ebdoma
Spoilers below
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The Seventh House
Dulcinea Septimus | Protesilaus Ebdoma
Spoilers below
why do ben affleck and matt damon have their own separate wikipedia pages and also one conjugal one
should i set up a pillowfort maybe. i'm looking at their demo mode mock display right now and it is for real just knockoff tumblr in appearance and functionality as far as i can tell. will anyone set one up with me so we can migrate over there should the worst actually occur here this time
Nuance in the tags, I'm interested to see what's up with anyone answering "more". And yes the audio books count as a read-through
every other week a beautiful beloved mutual of mine pulls yet another offputting white guy outta their ass and puts him on my dash with the fervour of an ancient crackpot philosopher hammering his new doctrine onto the temple doors
You seat a table of three for breakfast and the woman says hmm yes I will have a loaded waffle tower please and you say ma'am that's a children's item and she says so and you say okay fine and the man who brought a whole laptop in says ah, I will have what the lady is having and an orange soda and you say for breakfast and he says of course and then the guy who is clearly a criminal says what kind of bread do you use for your French toast and you say ... White and he says can I sub brioche and you say we don't have brioche and he sighs and says I'll get the rooty tooty... Whatever the cowboy omelette and the other two start razzing him about being a cowboy and when you come to check up on them the woman is playing airplane with the loaded waffle tower trying to get the criminal to eat it and they tip $200 and your watch has been replaced with a better watch
When I’m reading smut and the author breaks the flow of the story so that the characters can tell us that they have enthusiastic consent it feels exactly like when Dora the Explorer looks directly into the camera and says ‘Seat belts so we can be safe!’ anytime she gets into a motorized vehicle.
writing historical fic set in real places is so scary. what if someone who knows more about Philadelphia's timeline to move from gas to electric streetlamps reads my fanfiction and laughs at me
folks makin those PSA posts against shipping real life celebrities treat rpf like it kills them and im like if pete wentz gets distressed when i post about him getting blasted in the ass he can go look at his bank account to feel better
Mystery Inc. meet Holmes and Watson!
I am having a lot of fun with this Victorian Scooby Doo au!!
Mutual 1: guys we should all be listening to this Czech Electro-ska band that released a single album of seven songs in 1995
Mutual 2: here's 7000 words on french socks 1886-1891
Mutual 3: I think I hauve covid
Mutual 4: obsessed with War and Peace currently literally incapable of thinking about anything else