absolutely not

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

@holyknuckled you get it. lterally what are we here on earth for if not to occasionally impose gastropods upon unsuspecting customers. this story is delightful

@holyknuckled like that?

oh? my god???

yeah, Exactly like that

Im in the middle of waterless shampooing alex and i cant get over how dumb he looks fhfhfbvf my poor clean rat son

Bonus tiny blep

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lmao are u kidding me this was at 200 notes last week what happened where did all these people come from

The Archon 👑 I absolutely adored doing this piece for @howdyfromantiva !!! Thank you for trusting me with your babies and letting me draw Archon Dorian 🥹🥹❤️

Yeah ... it's NOT a Cult.

WTF!

Like, I knew the broader MAGA movement had many traits of a cult... but this seems like actual religious belief here. A goat is not something you choose unless you're mimicking the Semitic religions, in particular their demonology side.

system error

mission gone wrong (then right) for the shadow dragons

I am obsessed with the fact that the Veilguard all gathers round to watch Solas's saddest memories and then dissects them like it's an episode of Desperate Housewives. 10/10 no notes, exactly what he deserves.

“My dear, your journey is finished. 𝘐 am a Necromancer.” (Vows and Vengeance, ep 7)

they're both doing their best and love their weird lil sons so SO much

"Thank you for putting me on your team. For being the voice in my head that told me I was good enough when I didn’t believe it. So… I’ll go and do this. For you."