random shit

from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator  ☆

No offense these are the funniest fucking tags

wtf was this episode like for real, first they kill me with daichi feels and then that. i was in need of fluff so i drew this. hah. very quick because i should be studying lol

Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms

Daddy has five days left to live

dinosaurs are like the coolest thing possible for a child to learn about. it’s like hey i know you were just borned but giant monsters are real and they fought each other in wars for 100000000000 years and then blew up when the sky exploded.

Sorry for infodumping about my special interest out of nowhere, you said a keyword and it activated my unskippable dialogue

no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that's beautiful. there's some good in this world mister frodo and it's worth fighting for

ⓘ You can Bite your Friends.

ⓘ reblog to fuckign BITE your mutuals

Had a dream that I saw this ad in a paper

please stop this looks like a real tumblr ad

I literally didn't question it until I read the post. I was just about to be happy the tumblr shitpost ad ecosystem was beginning to heal.

im always quoting this tweet and am shocked and appalled that it has under 5k likes

x

: <- a bite mark

easy website

me calming down my vampire horse named website

We've lost some of the greatest posters of our generation to employment

and with the help of president trump's recession, we may get them back

me when I'm new to haikyu tumblr so I make little memes and post them like it's still 2015 bc I'm full of joy and whimsy and I wish I could have been there

got a major pest problem this year actually

I don’t like being referred to as a boy

Woah mama I'll give anyone who misgenders you the Elvis Special (a bullet)

This account likely makes the list of “the last accounts I’d ever expect to be anywhere near my blog” but I appreciate it

Woah mama I'm one of your mutuals

WHAT

I'm so sorry but this phrase has me enamored

Woah mama I've been calligraphied