Biology? Vulcan Biology? The Biology Of Vulcans?

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goodnight to people who are unable to run goodnight to people who used to be known for 'running/skipping' everywhere until it became far too painful and dangerous goodnight to people who have a walking gait that shows deformity and 'disturbs others' goodnight to people who have limbs that 'move wrong' goodnight to people who walk with a limp goodnight to people who stumble and fall goodnight to people who use a mobility aid goodnight to people who use elevators goodnight to people who use shower-chairs goodnight to people who use ramps

data practicing his emotions so he can perform a silly little scene in a silly little outfit for picard's entertainment (my favorite kind of episode starter)

thinking about how threshold would have gone on other star treks. just spitballing here i’m taking suggestions:

  • original trek: would fit right in here honestly, no change
  • the animated series: it’s even weirder somehow. the evolved human salamanders are hot pink.
  • tng: we actually know what they’d do because they’ve had two episodes in this genre already, but with some key differences: a) the character who transmogrifies into a glowy gecko (geordi) is the only character on the show with no daddy issues whatsoever, and b) “genesis” hinges on the fact that even if you turn into a lizard, your babies will be born normal. of course if those babies were humans and not cats, by the end credits they’d have somehow winked out of existence or never been born at all or something. the j/p babyfic fans just can’t win.
  • deep space nine: they definitely aren’t abandoning those babies!!! instead the babies die and it’s the saddest thing you’ve ever seen
  • enterprise: in only four seasons this show somehow had TWO precedents for “we will care for these accidental weird babies in a cringefunny way until we find them a home with more appropriate caregivers” AND a “crewmembers evolved into something stupid but we fixed it” episode
  • discovery: this is the one show where i feel confident that they keep the lizard babies forever. unsure if the parents leave the show for a while to care for them or if they just have an off-screen salamander daycare on the ship now, but they reappear out of nowhere in the last two episodes of the season to save the universe
  • short treks: it’s an entire civilization of human salamanders now
  • star trek picard: those babies are getting fucking dismembered right in front of you
  • strange new worlds: those babies are getting fucking dismembered right in front of you (by the good guys this time)
  • prodigy: ah heck i forgot this one before i posted and now i’m on time constraint. umm. the babies (still abandoned by parents) are main characters now
  • lower decks: janeway and paris just stay that way and continue their starfleet careers with only minor interruption. the pepperoni pizza caused it.

incredible how much housework you can get done if you take a chance and believe in yourself and also have fifteen other much more pressing responsibilities

Here's a mastiff completing the agility trial at a dog show.

The excited cheers of the crowd as this drool monster begrudgingly jumps, has made my 2025 already.

@shrimpsisbugs exact opposite to that borderpap

i could cry

Honestly i love how this shows how completely different dog breeds can be. Like, you can take a papillion over that course at warp 9 but this guy isn't built for that speed! He's taking his time! Hes got a lot of bulk to move!

He came pretty darn close to a clean round, too. Like you can kind of see that he doesn't get the point of this activity, but his two-legged friend wants to do it, so he's showing up ready to make an effort. What a great dog.

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