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It is I, the cardboard-Haj!
I love to do magic and perform, as a showmen!! I am made fully of cardboard, inside and out, and hot glue. I also have a top hat and cape!! I sometimes fall apart and it seems to be always at the most inconvenient times, but that's just how the cardboard crumbles, in the rain.
My pronouns are they/them and it/its., but I wont mind a little he/him.
#Repost @gogreensavegreen
You might be more than one. You might be different ones at different times. 🫶🏽🫶🏽 you might not be one of these. There are more roles 💪🏽 but this is an amazing intro.
You can’t just like the idea and envision yourself in one of these roles you have to figure out how to be about it ♥️🫶🏽
Via @deiloh & @fablefulart
In regards to the haj picrew thing, how does one make a picrew
I made me (gulhaj) as good as I could in the picrew with this link:
You click the link and choose colors and outfit and hair and all that fun stuff so it looks like your haj!
And then you tag some hajs to make a chain:
@the-rodhaj @the-magentahaj @the-rodgulhaj and all the other hajs.
idk why my right eye is like that, only one of my eyes is meant to have a black sclera, maybe it has to do with the bite marks on my neck?
This is definitely what smahaj looks like this is perfect
I wanted to do different designs for my character arcs so first one is the Blahaj Blast/Lorekeeper arc and the second one is the antagonist/deity arc
If you don't know who is who we've failed our job as an artist, a student in graphic design, and as a human. There was no chance of making them accurately. So I just designed them how, based on the choices given they would try to represent themselves. Comments on the individual designs below the cut:
I looked through every option and still came out with a plain character, yay. Thank you for tagging me!
*is driving down the high way at incredibly high speeds whilst swerving all over the road*
I CANT DRIVE WITH THESE WINGS
*there are sirens in the distance*
*poofs into the passenger seat*
WHERE AM I?!?! I WAS AT A MAGIC SHOW AN-
*Gasps and is terrified*
SLOW DOWN THE CAR, WE ARE GOING TOO FAST!!!
*i then desperately look around the car for anything to stop the car then pull a random lever*
This should work, but i don't know what it does!!!
*poofs into the car*
WHAT THE HECK
*i then point and gasp*
WHO ARE YOU?!?! A MAGICIAN LIKE ME!?!??!?! WELL, I DONT CARE, HELP US SLOW DOWN THIS CAR, PLEASE!!!
I DONT KNOW HOW I GOT HERE! IM JUST A HUMBLE FANARTIST SHARK!
SHOULDNT THERE BE AN EMERGENCY BREAK?!
I MEAN, I FOUDN THIS RANDOM LEVEL AND PULLED IT, BUT IT JUST MADE US GO FASTER!!! BUT ITS NICE TO MEET YOU, HUMBLE FANARTIST SHARK!!!
*i then aggressively shake your shark fin and then pull the random level too many times and it then breaks off*
FLUFF AND STUFF!!!! IT BROKE!!!
*SCREAM*
IS THERE ANYONE ELSE ON THE ROAD?! IS EVERYONE ELSE SAFE?!
*the car then hits something, thuds and launches a bit in the air and then back on the ground, driving erratically*
WE EITHER HIT A ROCK, SHARK OR SOME HOLE!! THE ONLY WAY TO KEEP OTHERS SAFE IS TO RAM THIS CAR INTO A BUIDLING, WHO IS WITH ME!?!!?
*i then raise a fin in the air*
IT'S OUR ONLY CHOICE TO RUN INTO A BUILDING TO STOP THIS CAR!!!
WAIT! ARE THERE AIRBA-
*WE SLAM INTO THE BUILDING*
AH-!
*i then fall an slam into the open glove box, and then the glove box closes and now I'm stuck inside of the glovebox*
HEY, @the-448c-haj, ARE YOU OK?!?!?
*I try to open the glove box to let you out*
*it works and i escape and take a gasp of air*
PHEW!! Thanks, friend, i was scared.
*i dust myself off*
OK, SO NOW WHAT!??! WE RAMMED A CAR INTO A BUILDING AND NOW WE MIGHT GET IN TROUBLE!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
*is driving down the high way at incredibly high speeds whilst swerving all over the road*
I CANT DRIVE WITH THESE WINGS
*there are sirens in the distance*
*poofs into the passenger seat*
WHERE AM I?!?! I WAS AT A MAGIC SHOW AN-
*Gasps and is terrified*
SLOW DOWN THE CAR, WE ARE GOING TOO FAST!!!
*i then desperately look around the car for anything to stop the car then pull a random lever*
This should work, but i don't know what it does!!!
*poofs into the car*
WHAT THE HECK
*i then point and gasp*
WHO ARE YOU?!?! A MAGICIAN LIKE ME!?!??!?! WELL, I DONT CARE, HELP US SLOW DOWN THIS CAR, PLEASE!!!
I DONT KNOW HOW I GOT HERE! IM JUST A HUMBLE FANARTIST SHARK!
SHOULDNT THERE BE AN EMERGENCY BREAK?!
I MEAN, I FOUDN THIS RANDOM LEVEL AND PULLED IT, BUT IT JUST MADE US GO FASTER!!! BUT ITS NICE TO MEET YOU, HUMBLE FANARTIST SHARK!!!
*i then aggressively shake your shark fin and then pull the random level too many times and it then breaks off*
FLUFF AND STUFF!!!! IT BROKE!!!
*SCREAM*
IS THERE ANYONE ELSE ON THE ROAD?! IS EVERYONE ELSE SAFE?!
*the car then hits something, thuds and launches a bit in the air and then back on the ground, driving erratically*
WE EITHER HIT A ROCK, SHARK OR SOME HOLE!! THE ONLY WAY TO KEEP OTHERS SAFE IS TO RAM THIS CAR INTO A BUIDLING, WHO IS WITH ME!?!!?
*i then raise a fin in the air*
IT'S OUR ONLY CHOICE TO RUN INTO A BUILDING TO STOP THIS CAR!!!
WAIT! ARE THERE AIRBA-
*WE SLAM INTO THE BUILDING*
AH-!
*i then fall an slam into the open glove box, and then the glove box closes and now I'm stuck inside of the glovebox*
HEY, @the-448c-haj, ARE YOU OK?!?!?
*is driving down the high way at incredibly high speeds whilst swerving all over the road*
I CANT DRIVE WITH THESE WINGS
*there are sirens in the distance*
*poofs into the passenger seat*
WHERE AM I?!?! I WAS AT A MAGIC SHOW AN-
*Gasps and is terrified*
SLOW DOWN THE CAR, WE ARE GOING TOO FAST!!!
*i then desperately look around the car for anything to stop the car then pull a random lever*
This should work, but i don't know what it does!!!
*poofs into the car*
WHAT THE HECK
*i then point and gasp*
WHO ARE YOU?!?! A MAGICIAN LIKE ME!?!??!?! WELL, I DONT CARE, HELP US SLOW DOWN THIS CAR, PLEASE!!!
I DONT KNOW HOW I GOT HERE! IM JUST A HUMBLE FANARTIST SHARK!
SHOULDNT THERE BE AN EMERGENCY BREAK?!
I MEAN, I FOUDN THIS RANDOM LEVEL AND PULLED IT, BUT IT JUST MADE US GO FASTER!!! BUT ITS NICE TO MEET YOU, HUMBLE FANARTIST SHARK!!!
*i then aggressively shake your shark fin and then pull the random level too many times and it then breaks off*
FLUFF AND STUFF!!!! IT BROKE!!!
*SCREAM*
IS THERE ANYONE ELSE ON THE ROAD?! IS EVERYONE ELSE SAFE?!
*the car then hits something, thuds and launches a bit in the air and then back on the ground, driving erratically*
WE EITHER HIT A ROCK, SHARK OR SOME HOLE!! THE ONLY WAY TO KEEP OTHERS SAFE IS TO RAM THIS CAR INTO A BUIDLING, WHO IS WITH ME!?!!?
*i then raise a fin in the air*
IT'S OUR ONLY CHOICE TO RUN INTO A BUILDING TO STOP THIS CAR!!!
*is driving down the high way at incredibly high speeds whilst swerving all over the road*
I CANT DRIVE WITH THESE WINGS
*there are sirens in the distance*
*poofs into the passenger seat*
WHERE AM I?!?! I WAS AT A MAGIC SHOW AN-
*Gasps and is terrified*
SLOW DOWN THE CAR, WE ARE GOING TOO FAST!!!
*i then desperately look around the car for anything to stop the car then pull a random lever*
This should work, but i don't know what it does!!!
*poofs into the car*
WHAT THE HECK
*i then point and gasp*
WHO ARE YOU?!?! A MAGICIAN LIKE ME!?!??!?! WELL, I DONT CARE, HELP US SLOW DOWN THIS CAR, PLEASE!!!
I DONT KNOW HOW I GOT HERE! IM JUST A HUMBLE FANARTIST SHARK!
SHOULDNT THERE BE AN EMERGENCY BREAK?!
I MEAN, I FOUDN THIS RANDOM LEVEL AND PULLED IT, BUT IT JUST MADE US GO FASTER!!! BUT ITS NICE TO MEET YOU, HUMBLE FANARTIST SHARK!!!
*i then aggressively shake your shark fin and then pull the random level too many times and it then breaks off*
FLUFF AND STUFF!!!! IT BROKE!!!
*is driving down the high way at incredibly high speeds whilst swerving all over the road*
I CANT DRIVE WITH THESE WINGS
*there are sirens in the distance*
*poofs into the passenger seat*
WHERE AM I?!?! I WAS AT A MAGIC SHOW AN-
*Gasps and is terrified*
SLOW DOWN THE CAR, WE ARE GOING TOO FAST!!!
*i then desperately look around the car for anything to stop the car then pull a random lever*
This should work, but i don't know what it does!!!
*poofs into the car*
WHAT THE HECK
*i then point and gasp*
WHO ARE YOU?!?! A MAGICIAN LIKE ME!?!??!?! WELL, I DONT CARE, HELP US SLOW DOWN THIS CAR, PLEASE!!!
*is driving down the high way at incredibly high speeds whilst swerving all over the road*
I CANT DRIVE WITH THESE WINGS
*there are sirens in the distance*
*poofs into the passenger seat*
WHERE AM I?!?! I WAS AT A MAGIC SHOW AN-
*Gasps and is terrified*
SLOW DOWN THE CAR, WE ARE GOING TOO FAST!!!
*i then desperately look around the car for anything to stop the car then pull a random lever*
This should work, but i don't know what it does!!!
Why thank you! Though, im unsure what these are for.
OH? Well, you eat them of course!! :D
Of course! Though.. Why do you need a peace offering?
OH, Im sorry!! Its an offering that gives people peace, like, if you eat it, it brings peace, i think!!
(OOC: Crap, i screwed up my wording, up above about it, I'm sorry!)
Ah, hello once more. I've come to uh.. Just, calm down, I suppose? There's been a lot happening, and I need a break.
Friend!!!!!!!!!!! *jumps at you and hugs you*
Sigh, everyone is welcome in the Void... regardless of how I feel.
*staring at Ödsilg*
I just hope nothing too bad happens here, otherwise I might just have to take extreme measures.
*look at each other in concern*
*smiles, and hugs Mörker back, poofing to human form* Thank you. So.. How have you been? I know there's a lot going on.
I-I dunno.....better now though *hug intensifies*
Well in case you want an actual answer... not well.
Yeah, I learned what pronouns and bigots are and now I'm in a bad mood, darling.
*sigh*
What's even worse is I had to teach them, which disrupted my schedule for experiments, basically it has been a mess....
Well then, I'm glad I could make you feel better, Mörker. And.. Yes, bigots are not good. Which is why we eat them! Snohaj has a wonderful recipe.
Yes, I personally prefer to banish them to the outer corners of the Void, but to each their own.
*looks up at chu* are you going to be ok???
Hmmmm we are going to have to ask snohaj for their recipe...right sweetheart?
definitely...
Yes, I'll be fine.. Maybe. I am feeling much better, now that I'm here with you, Mörker. *smile*
So... exactly how much godliness did you lose?
*continues hugging you*
*looking for cook books*
*also looking for cook books*
Not much, actually. But, Rodhaj believes she took almost all of it. I'm just.. Letting her believe it. So she doesn't try to take more.
Stay here!!! With us!!! We can protect you!!
Ugh, stop making promises I'll have to keep, that's a really bad habit of yours... but yes you can stay, if you want.
But honey don't they have more important god dutys or smth to do?
That's why I said if you want.
darling.........no....
I'd be happy to stay here. My godly duties can wait. Like I said, I'd do anything for you, Mörker.
*does happy jumping but is still holding you so you are getting shaken like a middle school boys can of soda*
*sigh* Not another person in the Void...ugh.
Stop being such a Debbie downer, you...debbie!
*approaches you*
*completely fine with being shaken, obviously*
h-hey so...what's your name?
*still shaking you*
Ödsilg and Försök keep arguing in the background
Hm? *looks over at Kvava, even if it's getting shaken-* Ah! Excuse my manners. Just call me Guldhaj!
guess who’s back with a bigger canister
Rodhaj.. I'm afraid you don't understand how this works. You cannot just.. Take all my power. You've already taken enough. Anymore will cause serious damage to your body. And if you try to take even a little bit of her power.. Who knows what will happen?
you don’t know my limits.
And neither do you. Please, just stop this. What reason do you have to take my power when I have been nothing but kind to you? Why go through all this effort for a goal you cannot achieve?
to destroy transphobia completely. and i know even you cant do that, but with her and your power, i can.
No, you can't. If you take any power from her you will die. I cannot allow you to do this. She is too ancient, too powerful. Your body cannot handle it. D̶͔̭̪̻o̯̱̊͊͢ y҉̃̀̋̑o̯̱̊͊͢ư̡͕̭̇ r̴̨̦͕̝ẹ̿͋̒̕ā̤̓̍͘l̙͖̑̾ͣl̙͖̑̾ͣy҉̃̀̋̑ t̲̂̓ͩ̑ḣ̖̻͛̓ỉ͔͖̜͌ṇ̤͛̒̍ḳ̯͍̑ͦ y҉̃̀̋̑o̯̱̊͊͢ư̡̡̛͕̭͕̭̇̇r̴̨̦͕̝ẹ̿͋̒̕ t̲̂̓ͩ̑ḣ̖̻͛̓ā̤̓̍͘t̲̂̓ͩ̑ p̞̈͑̚͞o̯̱̊͊͢w̦̺̐̐͟ẹ̿͋̒̕r̴̨̦͕̝f̵͖̜̉ͅư̡͕̭̇l̙͖̑̾ͣ?
yes. i do. i know i am.
Rodhaj. Stop. You do not understand just how serious this really is! I am telling you, if you take anymore power, you will die! You will burn up from the sheer intensity. You cannot become a god this way. You are corrupt with power. I cannot stand by and watch you destroy yourself!
i will not die. i can prove it. *i use the upgraded device and suck more power out so much that you are no stronger than a mortal* LETS DO THIS
*i inject all the power into myself*
I tried to warn you..
*at first, it feels fine. Like you've really gained the power you wanted. Then it starts to burn. Like you've been thrown into the sun. Your blood begins to literally boil, and you start to glow.*
*it stops* you failed to think that i could just use the power to keep myself intact. easy peasy lemon squeezy
Another thing you failed to realize. It's still connected to me. It won't take long until it realizes that you are not its original vessel. It will tear you apart. (Hehe castle swimmer logic)
Hey wait, don't kill people, the-rodgud, here, have some glitter thats totally not a distraction!!
*i then throw magic sparkle glitter in her face*
I'm not trying to kill her! She's killing herself!
No see, I'm trying to distract them form killing themselves with glitter!! Here, have some more!!
*i throw more glitter*
Ah, hello once more. I've come to uh.. Just, calm down, I suppose? There's been a lot happening, and I need a break.
Friend!!!!!!!!!!! *jumps at you and hugs you*
Sigh, everyone is welcome in the Void... regardless of how I feel.
*staring at Ödsilg*
I just hope nothing too bad happens here, otherwise I might just have to take extreme measures.
*look at each other in concern*
*smiles, and hugs Mörker back, poofing to human form* Thank you. So.. How have you been? I know there's a lot going on.
I-I dunno.....better now though *hug intensifies*
Well in case you want an actual answer... not well.
Yeah, I learned what pronouns and bigots are and now I'm in a bad mood, darling.
*sigh*
What's even worse is I had to teach them, which disrupted my schedule for experiments, basically it has been a mess....
Well then, I'm glad I could make you feel better, Mörker. And.. Yes, bigots are not good. Which is why we eat them! Snohaj has a wonderful recipe.
Yes, I personally prefer to banish them to the outer corners of the Void, but to each their own.
*looks up at chu* are you going to be ok???
Hmmmm we are going to have to ask snohaj for their recipe...right sweetheart?
definitely...
Yes, I'll be fine.. Maybe. I am feeling much better, now that I'm here with you, Mörker. *smile*
So... exactly how much godliness did you lose?
*continues hugging you*
*looking for cook books*
*also looking for cook books*
Not much, actually. But, Rodhaj believes she took almost all of it. I'm just.. Letting her believe it. So she doesn't try to take more.
Stay here!!! With us!!! We can protect you!!
Ugh, stop making promises I'll have to keep, that's a really bad habit of yours... but yes you can stay, if you want.
But honey don't they have more important god dutys or smth to do?
That's why I said if you want.
darling.........no....
I'd be happy to stay here. My godly duties can wait. Like I said, I'd do anything for you, Mörker.
*does happy jumping but is still holding you so you are getting shaken like a middle school boys can of soda*
*sigh* Not another person in the Void...ugh.
Stop being such a Debbie downer, you...debbie!
*approaches you*
*completely fine with being shaken, obviously*
h-hey so...what's your name?
*still shaking you*
Ödsilg and Försök keep arguing in the background
Hm? *looks over at Kvava, even if it's getting shaken-* Ah! Excuse my manners. Just call me Guldhaj!
guess who’s back with a bigger canister
Rodhaj.. I'm afraid you don't understand how this works. You cannot just.. Take all my power. You've already taken enough. Anymore will cause serious damage to your body. And if you try to take even a little bit of her power.. Who knows what will happen?
you don’t know my limits.
And neither do you. Please, just stop this. What reason do you have to take my power when I have been nothing but kind to you? Why go through all this effort for a goal you cannot achieve?
to destroy transphobia completely. and i know even you cant do that, but with her and your power, i can.
No, you can't. If you take any power from her you will die. I cannot allow you to do this. She is too ancient, too powerful. Your body cannot handle it. D̶͔̭̪̻o̯̱̊͊͢ y҉̃̀̋̑o̯̱̊͊͢ư̡͕̭̇ r̴̨̦͕̝ẹ̿͋̒̕ā̤̓̍͘l̙͖̑̾ͣl̙͖̑̾ͣy҉̃̀̋̑ t̲̂̓ͩ̑ḣ̖̻͛̓ỉ͔͖̜͌ṇ̤͛̒̍ḳ̯͍̑ͦ y҉̃̀̋̑o̯̱̊͊͢ư̡̡̛͕̭͕̭̇̇r̴̨̦͕̝ẹ̿͋̒̕ t̲̂̓ͩ̑ḣ̖̻͛̓ā̤̓̍͘t̲̂̓ͩ̑ p̞̈͑̚͞o̯̱̊͊͢w̦̺̐̐͟ẹ̿͋̒̕r̴̨̦͕̝f̵͖̜̉ͅư̡͕̭̇l̙͖̑̾ͣ?
yes. i do. i know i am.
Rodhaj. Stop. You do not understand just how serious this really is! I am telling you, if you take anymore power, you will die! You will burn up from the sheer intensity. You cannot become a god this way. You are corrupt with power. I cannot stand by and watch you destroy yourself!
i will not die. i can prove it. *i use the upgraded device and suck more power out so much that you are no stronger than a mortal* LETS DO THIS
*i inject all the power into myself*
I tried to warn you..
*at first, it feels fine. Like you've really gained the power you wanted. Then it starts to burn. Like you've been thrown into the sun. Your blood begins to literally boil, and you start to glow.*
*it stops* you failed to think that i could just use the power to keep myself intact. easy peasy lemon squeezy
Another thing you failed to realize. It's still connected to me. It won't take long until it realizes that you are not its original vessel. It will tear you apart. (Hehe castle swimmer logic)
Hey wait, don't kill people, the-rodgud, here, have some glitter thats totally not a distraction!!
*i then throw magic sparkle glitter in her face*
Didn’t even read the whole thing, IMMEDIATELY reblogged when I saw the suicide hotline.
