To be completely honest with you I don't know how to revert the effects, I kinda just found the thing on the ground

wait, my eye… IM NOT A VAMPIRE ANYMORE! HAHAHA THANK YOU SMAHAJ

Oh hum

Oh

Yea :D

You're welcome that was totally on purpose hahaha :D

... is pixelating the next thing that's gonna happen in the blahajverse?

Wait, pixelation can cure vampirism?

@the-crowhaj, you need to see this!

*stretches*

i have had a very long nap and this was excatly what i needed to hear when i woke up.

So PIXELATE ME!!!!

If I give you an apple and an orange and I tell you to choose, how many choices do you really have?

Two? Nope. You have FIVE, minimum.

And this works EVERYWHERE. 

“Are you with us or with them?”

“You need to vote Democrat or Republican!”

“Are you Christian or Muslim??”  

And it’s often more subtle

Like a salesperson handing you two products and pressuring you to buy one of them, making you forget that 

And sometimes it can be as important as

“Are you gay or are you straight?”

So remember- If someone if pressuring you to pick between two choices, they’re probably trying to manipulate you by making you forget you also have another three options.

h holy shit

I'll be honest. Aside from having the training and catching of legendary pokémon illegal or locking them away, my biggest priorities are ghost types and psychic types.

Ghost types are the pokémon you usually hear doing severe harm to humans, and psychic types too - they can read our minds and control us at will.

Why are these things allowed to exist?? ans be trained?? is everyone else just blissfully ignorant??

piss yourself

agreed. piss yourself.

thirded. piss yourself.

no one giving genuine counterpoints is very telling

okay. mine is that my gengar saved my life. i would without exaggeration not be alive today without him.

Your particular experience doesn't change the fact that gengar have killed multiple humans.

I am 99% sure that there is a considerably higher amount of people that have been helped by gengar at some point than there have been ones killed by them throughout history 😭

Lillipup have a higher kill count btw

Lovely. I might have to look into how dangerous Lillipup are. They aren't vital to this world, and I never liked them anyway.

Oooh its one of these people okay everybody point and laugh.

A human man killed me! Oh no! Guess we have to get rid of them! Whoops!

Original poster! Piss yourself!

A human man killed

me! Oh no! Guess we have to

get rid of them! Whoops!

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

If this reaches 1 note, I will draw a frog.

If this reaches 10 notes, I will draw a bigger frog.

You can figure out the math from there

Some frogs for your efforts

Bigger

Gonna have to reach 1,000 for the next frog friendo

We're not gonna reach 10,000 at this rate

219 until next frog

:3

more. frogs. now

122 until next frog

The mighty building frog could scream out at any second, ending the lives of millions.

Reach 10k for next frog

If we reach 100 million notes (which we won't), I'll reveal who I'm the alt account of.

Shame, we won't even reach 10k it seems.

Next frog shall remain a mystery.

NOOOOO I AWAIT FROGAGEDDON

Unless this post gets crazy popular again, whether by another blaze or getting noticed by the Tumblr gods, your Frogageddon shalt not pass and my hands shall remain away from the art table

Big frog lurks in the oceans

Reach 100k for next frog.

@walmart-the-official use your powers for good!

@walmart-the-official have you seen this one?

it has cute frogs

Watching polycules form in real time is like watching an earthquake and a tsunami strike at the same location

oh this is great

This is fucking awesome LMAOOOO

article link

picrew time again, come get yalls juice

this time it has aggressive pride flag backgrounds :D

@the-gulhaj @the-rodhaj @the-fuchsiahaj @regnbagshaj

found a funny lil guy

@the-vamphaj @the-gulhaj @the-crowhaj

@the-crowhaj @the-valhaj

(does not actually condone smoking it's just character relevant due to time periods)

picrew time again, come get yalls juice

this time it has aggressive pride flag backgrounds :D

@the-gulhaj @the-rodhaj @the-fuchsiahaj @regnbagshaj

found a funny lil guy

@the-vamphaj @the-gulhaj @the-crowhaj

@the-crowhaj @the-valhaj

(does not actually condone smoking it's just character relevant due to time periods)

do you want random lyrics in your ask box? then reblog !

it’ll be whatever ones come on at the moment by the way, there will be no personalization

annother one!!! :D

@the-smahaj @the-purpurhaj

I do not like it. But at least it has the frog hat.

Forg :3

@the-gulhaj @the-rodgulhaj

These glasses makes everything look blueish

@the-ljushaj @the-odethaj @the-rodhaj @the-rodgulhaj

thanks for the sticker @the-rodgulhaj

@the-vamphaj @the-rod-katthaj @the-crowhaj

@totally-nott-a-crow

spotted in virginia right outside of dc—happy ides of march, y'all!

Fun shark fact

Here is a list of some haj/sparvverse participants that @the-purjolokhaj will probably not talk to because theyre alll british

this makes me sad :(

Awake and unafraid, asleep or dead!

I wuv gimmick bwogs dey’we da wabid middwe schoowews of da tumbwr ecosystem UwU

This post has been UwU-ified!

! ' - ...

4/22

Prime example all over here

$0

official gimmick post

RAHHHHHHHH 🗽🗽🦅🦅🦅 WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER?!?!?!?! 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 OH SAY CAN YOU SE

o l d b a y

this post has big naturals!

This post is now 120 degrees!

THIS POST HURTS!!! TOO MUCH ULTRAVIOLET RADIATION!!!

MY POOR POST

I don't see any fish....

YES

Imagine time as this post. Each of our lives is a gimmick blog, extant only for as long as the gimmick remains amusing, but each contributing to a greater phenomenon that could outlast any individual. There were gimmick blogs before us. There will be gimmick blogs after we are gone. In fact, cosmologists believe that the rate of gimmick blog posting is increasing, though where the energy to produce such expansion originates is still unknown.

As populations of native Gimmick Blogs increase, conservationists are more frequently able to observe this meme's mating ritual. The Gimmick Blog Orgy occurs when a large number of Gimmick Blogs converge on a single post, each bringing its own often very long list of viewers who then attract other Gimmick Blogs to the post. The blogs perform their mating displays as we see above.

The grandiose sight of a Gimmick Blog Orgy does potentially have a sinister underside, however. Conservationists are concerned about the risk of the tumblr ecosystem becoming overrun by Gimmick Blogs as their rate of breeding increases. Some have classified the Gimmick Blog Orgy as a noxious meme due to its impact on other posts, but this category is not among those that we apply here at the TACM.

We have classified this native meme as potentially invasive due to its large and destructive impact on the posts where it appears, but it remains to be seen whether the Gimmick Blog Orgy is a true invasive or simply a meme enjoying a healthy explosive-growth phase of its life cycle.

I know I said I would stop reblogging this but literally what the fuck

Sharmnk

@the-blahaj @the-grahaj @the-djavulsksilverhaj @the-purpurhaj get the rest of us hehe

Shork (magic edition) ˚˖°.⊹ ࣪ ˖

@the-gulhaj @the-rodhaj @the-rodgulhaj @the-fuchsiahaj

hai :]

@regnbagshaj @the-purpurhaj

Notes game !

Spamming is allowed but not to much :3 (watch me regret this)

10 notes - I’ll write 100 words 

25 notes - I’ll write 200 more words

35 notes - I do a writing sprint for thirty minutes without getting distracted 

50 notes - I’ll hit 2k words on the lotus story 🪷 (tbh I might hit it before you guys get here due to the other note goals) 

75 notes - I’ll hit 2.5k🪷

90 notes - I’ll hit 3k🪷

100 notes - I’ll continue brainstorming a project(s?) that I forgot about 

110 notes - I’ll work on lore documents for my projects

120 notes - I’ll plot some projects

130 notes - im going to finish writing traditionally for some of my other projects

150 notes - at least write down the project ideas I have even though I have so many others 

200 notes - I’ll do some writing dares from y’all (anything that is within my boundaries)

300 notes - try to do some of my new writing ideas even though I have a lot (wahhh)

I’ll check this later + add more

@regnbagshaj @the-purpurhaj

ATTACKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

DAY 15

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

You can only reblog this 12 times a year

Make the most of that

Every month I reblog this and every month I’m baffled that it’s already the 15th.

I’m scheduling this for every month

IT ONLY APPEARS ON THE FIFTEENTH OF EVRY MONTH

THIS ONLY APPEARS ON 15THS WTF

*slams reblog button*

Welp it’s that day again

Do people just have this queued or something`??

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

LETS GO 15