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WE’RE WE HERE FUCK WE’RE SHIT QUEER UP

Do you think the Jack of all trades and the master of one explored each others bodies

I really like this website because somebody will be like “there’s nothing wrong with darting out from behind a parked car into traffic, bootlicker” and you can be like okay this clearly evolved from a valid point about how the US is too car-centric. But something happened to it.

Something that's really annoying is when you either make a joke about or ask if some celebrity is gay and 500 million people jump out of the woodwork to be like "Oh, but sexuality doesn't matter, why do you care if they're gay or not? Shouldn't it just be that their talented?" Well because I swore a binding blood oath to ax murder every straight person I could find and I really can't get out of it so I do have to know if Pedro Pascal is gay for real or not.

This is what Willem Defoe was writing on his detective pad

"OK" SO IT SEEMS AS THOUGH MY GENETICALLY MODIFIED KILLER BEETLES HAVE ESCAPED. HAS ANYONE SEEN MY FUCKI🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲OH G🪲OD🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲 SHI🪲🪲T🪲🪲🪲🪲🪲🧪AAAHHHHHHHHOOOHhh Hey. That One Learned thge basics of Chemistry . #Proud

Does anyone else have that one friend whose sleep schedule is like an ever-evolving mystery? One day they’ll appear to be asleep for the entire 16 hours that you’re awake, but the next three they won’t appear to actually sleep at all. Sometimes they appear to be on Australian time, other times their schedule has adjusted to somewhere in the middle of the Pacific ocean. (I call this Cthulhu time.) You go a week without seeing them and you have no idea if they’re just really busy, dead, or if their sleep has simply synced up to the exact hours you’re awake and online. The only indication that they’re still in this mortal coil is vague posts about grocery shopping that pop up on their blogs at 4:12AM. 

your university won't tell you this but it's actually perfectly fine to flop academically as much as you want you just can't kill yourself 👍

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nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations

the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts

when it floods lesbians link together to form rafts and float to safety

when attacked lesbians release pheromones that signal to other lesbians and alert them of the presence of danger

a single lesbian can lift 20 times their own body weight

lesbians occur naturally on almost all corners of the globe

lesbians are able to navigate using the earth’s magnetic field

lesbians predate the ice age

It’s so crazy how you can measure the shifts in culture based on which race Ariana is pretending to be

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Tell me why Portland refuses to establish some orc outposts?

okay so I'm having a debate with my flatmates

are these all different things and if so what do you call them