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They’re scared because they know that the public is with Luigi.

They’re violating his rights because they need to maintain capitalism.

Keep talking about Luigi.

Maeve could tamper with the mating bond so well .. that Rowan ended up punching his mate. Ended up believing he was mated to another Female.

Hmm...

What if?

Eris is mated to Nesta? But Rhys tampered with Cassian and Nesta and made this Messian?

Tamlin Fun fact:

Did you know Tamlin is a merchant? He deals in spices and rare goods that ferret enjoyed but never at the night court? Not with her war mongering husband that’s for sure.

Loving the idea of the batbros being so overly protective of each other especially Tim. specifically when he starts dating and the idea of him having sex or god forbid KISSING someone comes up. (As if he hasn't gone through like half of the young justice team) They are less than okay with it all..

Tim: Bruce I want to invite kon over for dinner is that okay?

Bruce: that's fine but is there any particular reason you're asking me instead of him just showing up like usual?

Tim: be wants a more formal 'meet the parents' dinner.

Bruce: oh? So you're dating?

Tim: ya, for a couple months now.

Bruce: well that's great I'm happy fo-

Jason from across the cave: WHAT?!?!

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Later that night at dinner

Jason, and dick staring daggers at kon

Bruce, surprisingly the most calm about all of this: so, how did this relationship come about?

Kon: it kinda just happened I think. We both liked each other for a while

Tim: ya I don't think we realized until the spin the bottle game tho

Dick*MAJOR SPIT TAKE*

Jason: YOU DEFILED MY BROTHER??!?

Kon, sweating, crying, throwing up:

Damian with his phone out: theres kryptonite in the second cabinet Todd!!!

There is now a video circulating of Bruce Wayne's kids attacking Lex Luthor's son and it creates such a huge scandal that in order to calm things down Kon and Tim have to announce their relationship so the public doesn't think these billionaires'families are going to kill each other. They get labeled as the romeo and Juliette of gotham/metropolis

Why is every art of Tamlin angry or frowning or sad n destitute? This male has laughed, danced, mingled with his people, smiled, said the sweetest and nicest things. Yet all people can remember is him angry? Y’all will forget Rhys angry at Nesta never an art of him ranging n ranting and giving smal dick energy… how Nesta pleaded with Bryce to leave cus he was coming full force for her with his darkness…

No one wants to draw Tamlin because they know he’s a handsome fae male in his own right. They try their hardest to make him look unattractive and short when he’s actually bigger n taller than the batboys n Rhys. He’s a freaking beast and a warrior. Feyre says it many times something she’s hasn’t said about rapesand.

I really don't care how much some of y'all say that Feyre destroying Tamlin's court was a baddie move IT MOST DEFINITELY WAS NOT.

1. It broke the very first line of defence for Prythian!!!! Like completely rendering them naked to the crazy human queens and therefore Hybern.

2. Beron was now one of the ultimate next High Lords on map after Spring court when he obviously was a greedy, old bastard and could most definitely flip the coins on Prythian.

3. She manipulated her way into the court and even into the innocent sentries minds! MANIPULATION IS NOT HOT OR BADASS GET HELP-

"I made my move. Slid my power into the bound sentry’s mind and freed the memory I’d coiled up tightly in his head—freed his tongue, too."

4. She actively set invisible snares in Tamlin's house before acting like a little weasel and then destroying Tamlin's and Lucien's friendship by bringing the seed of doubt between them when they were both already struggling. SHE USED MAH BOY LUCIEN AND EVEN INVADED HIS PRIVACY LATER BY READING HIS MIND!!!

5. The countless... already refugee faeries that were now displaced because of her petty revenge which was not a cool move. According to me this was the biggest reason for me to hate this weird plan of hers in the first place! Get help Feyre you left some of them completely exposed to the possible Hybern attacks.

Say what you will but I think Feyre is no truth teller for exposing Tamlin or that snake Ianthe, she is a manipulator. And that would have been fine if she did it with clear intentions but acts committed out of vice are never right.

“solangelo is patrochilles reincarnate this, solangelo is orpheus and eurydice reincarnate that”

solangelo is hyacinthus and apollo

ruegard is patrochilles

valgrace is orpheus and eurydice

percabeth is odysseus and penelope

Bruce FUCK YOU MY DAUGHTER TURNED OUT FINE

Barbara: OUR DAUGHTER HALLUCINATES HER BEST FRIEND WHENEVER SHE'S STRESSED

Cass: *talking to hallucination Steph in the corner while they argue*

WAIT WHAT IF

Thalia and Jason both look like their dad but and still look completely different to each other and it drove berly(thier mum)crazy.

Thalia looks like Zeus and hates it so she constantly dye her hair blue to look different.

Jason looks exactly like Jupiter and is proud of it.

Thalia looks nothing like her mum and is glad about it

Jason looks nothing like his mum and is constantly sad about it

Thank you for coming to my ted talk

Damian: I’ve been volunteering at the hospital

Tim, who owns a medical company: …

Damian: father doesn’t approve of this because it cuts into my patrol time but I think it’s because I kept it from him

Tim, who likes to disobey Bruce: …

Damian: I fear I may have to make a choice of either continuing as Robin or pursuing my goals of becoming a Doctor

Tim, who dropped out of school: …

Tim: So, weird question, and I’m totally just brainstorming here, like just throwing this out there but like… you’re still a minor so what if I adopt you and pay for your schooling and maybe hack into a few schools so you can learn stuff ahead of time and eventually I could employ you at my company and maybe even build you your own hospital?

Tim: haha wouldn’t that be funny and totally piss Bruce off cause I’d be your dad

Tim, holding something behind his back: don’t be mad.

Bruce, already getting mad: I won’t get mad, you can always talk to me. What’s going on?

Tim, revealing a swaddled baby: I messed up when cloning Kon and accidently spilt my DNA into it and now I have a clone baby with my dead situationship.

Bruce, flabbergasted: ..???

Bruce: why were you cloning- when did you start datin- I’m a grandpa?! No, go back, how did you ‘accidently’ spill DNA aren’t you paranoid too????

Tim, who may or may not have been crying over one of the clones and accidently cut his lip trying not to sob and got blood into a test chamber: that’s not important.

Bruce, hyperventilating: why is it so small????

Tim: cause she’s only two months old.

Bruce; I understand that, but even an average two month old should be-…

Bruce: two.

Bruce: you said two months.

Tim: you said you wouldn’t get mad.

Bruce: you hid a baby for TWO MONTHS?!

Tim: I WAS PANICKING LEAVE ME ALONE!

Bruce: IVE BEEN A GRANDPA FOR TWO MONTHS AND YOU DIDNT TELL ME?!

Tim: WELL! I don’t know I’m seventeen, what did you expect?

Bruce, actively loosing brain cells: if you can clone your dead boyfriend-

Tim: we never actually started dating-

Bruce: -then you can tell your father you had a baby.

Tim: …

Tim: I’m not exactly sure what stage of being an adult I am, I started a little young I think.

Tim: but I am a mother now so don’t you dare yell at me.

Bruce: …

Tim: …

Bruce: …

Bruce: … can I hold her?

Tim, grinning in victory: wash your hands first and then you can.

LATER:

Bruce: why is she a girl if you and Kon are both male?

Tim: are you questioning my baby’s gender??? That’s so homophobic, gay men can raise girls.

Bruce: you know damn well I didn’t mean-

Percy: I'm not actually dumb, you know.

Annabeth: I never said you were.

Percy: No, but you've literally called me every synonym for dumb! And I know that seaweed brain means stupid to you!

Dark Humor

Percy, after narrowly avoiding a monster’s claws: Awe man, did you have to miss?
Annabeth: PERCY! Don’t say that!!
Percy, in a mood: You’re lucky I’m even alive to be able to say that.
Annabeth, staring at him: …wtf seaweed brain???
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