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Man, this wizard city is neutral. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "hear me clap" or some similar shit, and everyone around him heard him clap. No one around him even cared that's how neutral it was. My ass is casting mildly interesting spells and level 2 ambivalence. I think I just heard "power word:nothing" two groups over. I don't feel any way in particular about leaving or staying.
the country boys are wearing athleisure. the suburban boys are wearing cowboy shit. The city boys are wearing pristine carhartt. And me ? That’s right. Buck ass naked
scam texts aren't even trying any more. i have to pay my taxes? at latina fiesta dot co???
And that was the problem right there. You see, I expected complexity. I expected intelligence. I expected a puzzle, a game. But that's not what any of this is. It hides not behind complexity, but behind mind-numbing, obvious clarity. Truth is, it doesn't hide at all. I was staring right at it.
we need to start killing people
i love doing nothing ❤️
Yaaaay my nothing ❤ #mynothing
daffy duck's pussy will be shown "in a tasteful manner" in the next Looney Tunes film
My oven has given up and is just giving me bullshit times
fucking dying. thank you for your wisdom tumblr user sexwizard
me if meowing was a sin tbh
& heres me if meowing was illegal
But it’s not so enjoy
so true, here i am happy and free because nobody can morally or legally stop me from meowing