I thought I was really funny making this

shoutout to my brother for setting me up for this

guys if you keep reblogging this i’m gonna have to tell him it blew up on tumblr and my credibility from this comeback will instantly plummet

oh no this is still getting notes

this broke 10,000 notes so

results are in. no I can’t tell him about this I can’t do it

I’ve made a mistake

OKAY

well he believes me now!

ABORT ABORT ABORT

update

100k update

GUYS THIS POST MADE IT TO A YOUTUBE VIDEO. 2:50

yeah he’s livid

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

I don't want my cellphone to have AI I want it to have 3 days of battery time. I don't want my computer to have AI preinstalled I want it to have seven usb ports and high ram at affordable price. I don't want my games to have AI built levels I want them to be so optimized I could run them on a nokia.

i've been thinking about snowpoint again and i can't stop rotating this one idea in my head where, after sonic has settled into the town, he starts having dreams of a fox (as in, the irl animal) running through a forest and he's always chasing after it but he can never catch it. and it's not really a nightmare but it's distressing to him for a reason he can't quite figure out.

and then one day when he's racing jack down the mountain bantering with her and doing other Normal Snowpoint Things(tm), his attention is suddenly caught by a fox in the treeline over jack's shoulder. it's the same one he's been seeing in his dreams. and it's just staring at him, unblinking, before it bolts away into the icy trees. so he pushes past jack (much to her annoyance) and chases after it while she follows him, demanding an explanation for why he's acting so weird but not getting one because sonic is determined to catch the fox this time.

despite his best efforts, though, the fox eludes him again. however, when sonic loses its trail he finds something else: a buckle from one of his old shoes that had fallen off when starline originally hauled him up the mountain. jack has no idea what it is ofc and just assumes it's trash, taking a jab at sonic for going to all this trouble for a "shiny piece of garbage." but sonic can't take his eyes off it. there's just something about it...

i'm imagining something sooo self-indulgent rn and i've decided to share it with all of you. so, like, in my movie rewrite, sonic is an orphan who's been living on his own in isolation for the past 10 years. right? because of that, i think it's fair to say that he doesn't know when his birthday is. it's not like he would've had anyone to celebrate it with anyway, since his only companions for the majority of his life have been birds and frogs and bugs... and they're not exactly great at parties.

so, then, when annie asks him about it, he says he doesn't have a birthday. and annie responds with incredulity, because of course he has a birthday--everyone has a birthday! and sonic kinda shrugs and says he's just never thought about it before (which is a lie) (he is so lonely).

annie doesn't believe this for a second ofc. because when you're 10 years old, birthdays are like, THE biggest deal ever. so she's like, okay. then TODAY is your birthday. and he's like eh, hold on, i don't think that's how it works-- but she's not having a bar of it. she interrupts him by saying, "happy birthday, sonic" with the kind of childish sincerity that makes his heart kind of ache a little bit.

and then annie uses the last of her pocket change to get a cupcake from the supermarket for sonic. one of those way-too-sweet, overly frosted things that you can find in any walmart bakery. but the quality doesn't matter. it tastes good to sonic anyway, because, after a decade on this planet, he finally gets to have a birthday where he isn't alone

torn between having this sonic's birthday be the same as his game counterpart (june 23) and the date of the movie's release (february 14)...

my queue is officially empty!!

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its time to start saving for rent again!!! queue is currently empty ^^ 800 is my goal for now! lets get on that grind fellas

finally a good april fools day post

WTF HAPPENED TO MOBILE TUMBLR WHY DOES IT LOO K LIKE THAT

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This list was created consulting Year in Reviews, Fanlore articles, user feedback, vintage pinterest posts, and my own knowledge. Don't worry about not seeing the shows in their entirety, vote based on your judgement. Enjoy!

Does this say something about me

I'm howling, I know shit about the newest Snow White Disney regurgitation but I just clicked on it on iMDb and-

1.8 stars????? I didn't think that was possible. I clicked on it and-

IT'S EVEN FUCKING LOWER THAN THAT IF YOU DON'T COUNT THE OBVIOUSLY PAID-FOR 10S. Like even the other two recent disasters are higher than that!

This is where it occured to me to check something and-

IT'S RATED SIGNIFICANTLY LOWER THAN A MOVIE MADE PURPOSEFULLY TO BE AS GROSS AND HORRIBLE AS POSSIBLE. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EVEN MANAGE THAT??????

IT'S EVEN WORSE THAN THE SEQUEL OF A SEQUEL OF A HORROR MOVIE MADE EXCLUSIVELY BECAUSE TOM CARDY MADE A SONG ABOUT IT.

I think I'm going to pirate this and watch it out of sheer morbid curiosity.

I couldn't help myself, I went on a quest to find a movie worse than this. A bit hard, because iMDb doesn't let you sort by the lowest rated 250, but I managed.

BEHOLD! The movies that managed to get a worse rating than Snow White!

Pledge this!

I actually saw this one when I was, uh, probably way too young for it. It's about Paris Hilton being a sadistic tyrant of some posh university and it includes charming scenes of her making aspiring college students eat leftover sushi from dog bowls and spraying whipped cream on her boyfriend's dick to make her dog give him a blowjob. Definitely worse than Snow White, right?

Well-

Enough people thought it was at least ironically funny to give it a 3.7 mean so it's, technically, NOT worse than Snow White. I guess Paris Hilton is at least hot.

Next, we have:

A very promising title! Apparently it's a sequel of a Turkish film 'The Man Who Saved the World', (which in itself is apparently 'Turkish Star Wars') and which one reviewer called 'mindbogglingly awful'. Hold on, let me show you the funniest part of one review:

This movie is so bad it interferes with one's inner peace! Surely not even Snow White is THAT bad.

Except-

To be fair, Turks in Space is a sequel of a problematic cult favorite, so it still manages to have some fans. My condolences to the person whose inner peace was disturbed, I hope you moved to a Tibetan monastery in 2019 and haven't had internet acess since. Hell, 2024 would be be better than seeing this.

Okay, by now iMDb algorhythm or whatever it is has figured out what I want and grudgingly started offering me its worst rated movies. Unfortunately...

It turns out it's REALLY FUCKING HARD to make a movie that is so universally unappealing. Even the worst movies so far have at least a dozen people who gave it a pity rating and a few maniacs who think it's unintentionally the best thing ever. Finding something below 1.8 is actually pretty hard!

But I prevailed and found this!

It's a very bad german vanity film about... I don't know, some guy who won a talent show once? The reviews speak for themselves:

'Cultural equivalent of stoning the viewer to death'. Wow. Have we finally found the most universally hated movie of all-

NOPE! Turns out even camcorder vanity projects have their fans. And mind you, this movie at least didn't cost 250 million to make! Considering how cheap it looks and that some people went to war with the German Amazon to track it down, I think it actually made more money than it cost anyway.

And so my search for a movie hated more than Snow White continues!

We're taking a turn for the absurd, and while these are TECHNICALLY a series, I have found TWO things that have made me nearly burst my spleen.

We have...

Literally just a collection of Charli D'Amelio's videos. I have to admit I had to google who the fuck that was.

But she still isn't what we're looking for. She does get an honorable mention because it's on her page that I found THIS.

People wiser than me have already realised what this is, but alas. I am an idiot. The 'ape' part should have tipped me off, but in my defense, seeing only half of that monkey's head was probably on purpose because you realize it instantly once you see it.

I had to open my computer, open youtube in a private window and then carefully copy it over here without opening it because I don't want Youtube algorhythm to catch so much as a whiff of it. But yes. It's exactly what it says on the tin.

HOWEVER.

It is, by the virtue of at least the people who went blind at the Bored Ape concert, NOT the most universally hated movie! Snow White continues to edge out some VERY stiff competition!

helping

Being an artist is so much fun because it’s like Hmm do I draw Tails shooting Sonic down the street in a shopping cart rocket while Amy, Knuckles and Sticks watch on or do I draw them experiencing religious-saviour-complex trauma

the trick for enjoying a new video game is avoiding the internet’s opinion on it 

Continuation of that flower animatic i did last week 💐🧍‍♂️