Reblogged nyctalus-noctula
Mutuals I’m doing this to you
Mutuals I’m doing this to you again
Reblogged caw-oticdork
i walk a fine line between “i’m asexual and i hate how much the world revolves around sex” and “sex is way too stigmatized and people should be able to be more open about it if they want to”
I think these are two sides of the coin called "sex should not be such a big deal"
Reblogged jellyfishdooter
it's really weird having a first dog be blind and then getting a second who can see...like how was I supposed to be prepared for this.
this creature can perceive when I put the treats up on the high shelf. or when I hide stuff behind my back. I can't fool her!! she's always watching me and she shouldn't have this much knowledge!!!
I walk around at night and I shine my flash light directly into her eyes and I'll just be standing there staring at her weird blue orbs for like 5 seconds until I realize it's probably extremely annoying to her, because she has eyes!! I'll turn on the light in the room and she gruffs and grumbles like ?? oh right!! light wakes you up!! the fuck??
the absolutely wild implication of this, that god was previously playing fast and loose with his own acts of good and evil but then had to start being considerate about what he was doing because now mankind is watching and we know.
God's worst mistake was opening our eyes and mouths, for now we can turn to him and name his sins
one of the lines of all time
Reblogged florenceflowerr
from twitter user deejaygeejaygee
it just gets better
and better
Reblogged sendingflowerstothemoon
Edna St. Vincent Millay // "Spring" [ID in alt text]
Reblogged catboywizard
Do you think the Jack of all trades and the master of one explored each others bodies
Reblogged autismjester
"This issue isn't 'complex', the only reason it hasn't been solved is because some people don't want it solved" like, yeah, bro, how to get everybody on the same page about what the problem is and how best to fix it is, in fact, one of the complexities in question. A lot of stuff is simple if you skip that step, but the trick is that you can't.
Reblogged autismjester
the pill bug creatures in mickey 17 made me want to squee out loud in theatre, such a wonderful design, off-putting at first glance but when you look closer, they are just the cutest
Reblogged sendingflowerstothemoon
Some closeups of the best graffiti I've ever seen
Reblogged
fat character who becomes a vampire and loses a ton of weight and blood can not sate their hunger but they can't eat anything they used to like anymore. everyone views it as a positive healthy positive development but they're starving and dying slowly but never truly dying, a living corpse. this is a metaphor for something
People finally think they’re attractive and cool and funny but they’re dead. People finally treat them well but they’re dead. Do you see the vision
Transforms into a shell of my former self and finally gains the respectability society never bestowed upon me before
Reblogged catboywizard
dandelions deserve more respect than they get
you say “weeds” I say “widespread non-native edible plant and early-blooming pollinator resource that is not considered invasive because it behaves politely and does not cause deleterious ecological consequences”
The dandelions aren’t gonna fuck you bro
they have and they will
It's so weird to me when people are like 'but that will cost the government money!' So what? They're the government, they're supposed to be spending money. What, you want them to take your tax dollars and then do nothing with it? Lock it all up in a big government vault and just look at it? Why are you so scared of giving a third grader lunch or a homeless person a house.