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That just really burns my biscuits

@catt-crossing / catt-crossing.tumblr.com

~Courage is the magic that turns dreams into reality~ She/her 28 :] my profile avatar was wonderfully made by @wearerofsocks :D header is by @vvirtue and is a reference to our plateup game :]

my boyfriend thinks he's slick.....casually asking me if i like chainsaw man out of nowhere and i tell him yes and then don't even THINK about why he asked me and then two weeks i get a wonderful and thoughtful pochita plush in the mail like okay. catch me slippin', catch me off my game. normally i notice these kinds of things. im the one who plays the games around here like okay buddy.....im onto you...

Chocolate Eclodsire 2.0

Wasn't expecting the first one to get so much attention, so I put a little more heart into a proper version! And this one features whipped cream spikes ♥

adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”

frog and toad are my two remaining brain cells struggling to keep my horrible body alive

I can never leave Tumblr because after years of sporadic therapy utterly failed to even approach the core of my problem some random tumblr user was like “I processed my trauma by writing a 10,000 word work of filthy fanfic erotica” and I was like “fuck it I’ve tried everything else” and now I’m 17 chapters and 20,000 words deep into an unpublishable work of obscenity and after careful literary analysis with one of the Beloved Mutuals I have come to some Terrible Revelations about my childhood and may now continue the process of Healing. Where else am I supposed to get this kind of experience. Who does this. Why are we like this. I’m never leaving. I love y’all.

I will NEVER see a prehistoric dinosaur

I will NEVER see an anomalocaris. I will NEVER hold a trilobite. I will NEVER see a dimetrodon or an eight foot long millipede. and I will NEVER see a pterosaur

Well as much as it pains me to say it they died

shipping characters who are just friends in canon is more than okay but what’s annoying is when people take screenshots of them touching and say “friends don’t do that!”. i hate to break it to you but friends do hug and hold hands and cuddle. saying ‘friends don’t do that’ is reenforcing the idea that physical touch is reserved for lovers

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