easily one of my favourite tweets of all time

I love all books but sometimes you read a book and you’re like so were all 21 thousand of you blindfolded and at gun point when you rated it 5 stars

raidcore

Once on IMDB I saw a “goof” which was that during a scene set in India(?), the light flicker was at the wrong frequency (in hertz). I wish I knew what movie it was to show you guys, I want to say it was some Marvel shit.

I always wondered how this person knew that. Was there an amazing Indian electrician who just instinctively felt the flicker rate was off? Did they go frame by frame and count the flickers per second?

I wanna say that was Tenet?

It was The Bourne Supremacy @garbage-empress​

holy fuck

*punching propane tank in a video game*

“no way! I fill these for a living.”

I will always be in love with highly specialized incredibly niche knowledge. Humans are beautiful

you will live to witness manmade horrors that are completely within your comprehension if you've paid any attention to a single piece of human history but are nevertheless still huge bummers

GET GRUFFALO'D, BITCH

If you haven't heard of Julia Donaldson, she's primarily a picture book author, who we can thank for extremely popular Halloween classic Room on the Broom as well as the Gruffalo.

Let this be a testament to the power of picture books.

I'm living for these jokes.

Also I need "GET GRUFFALO'D, BITCH" on a T-shirt.

here he is... the april fool

This machine kills AI

This is the most satisfying story I've read in a long time

MY BROTHERS ADOPTED THIS CAT

SHE ISN'T ALLOWED TO PLAY WITH STRING BECAUSE SHE'LL EAT IT

Present day Spookers

there are characters for whom “poor little meow meow” doesn’t quite cut it. To me he’s like a traumatized pit bull mix with a bite history and I’m the white girl with a savior complex trying to stop them from putting him down

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By talos

picrew chaaaaaaaaaain | me and my oc and spec

happy april foold everyone did you know about………………… bofa

haha… bofa them