illegal gelato machine

everyone shut the fuck up and look at this snake named barcode

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Horse figure of the day: Breyer #10320 75th Anniversary Sport Horse

briefly forgot my brother is playing baldur’s gate and thought i’d fallen into some sort of wormhole

before twitter goes, here’s my favorite tweet of all time

rest in fucking pieces, mr. darcy

paintedtapestry THIS SCENE

#imagine being a woman reading this for the first time and throwing her bonnet on#racing as fast as she can down the street to pound on her friend’s door#WHAT PAGE ARE YOU ON DEAR HELEN#NEVERMIND I SHALL SIT WITH YOU UNTIL YOU REACH IT#IT IS MOST DIVERTING (via buckyonthelam)

Well, I didn’t see THAT coming.

Still one of my favorite things on the internet. 

get him

SLAAAAAY

I’M HOLLERING!

you used to call me on the switch two …

dont send me hate mail over a flop post man ...

Feel good inc is the craziest thing that can happen to a fourteen year old

calculus class won the vote! good luck kitty youre really gonna need it

Firmly grisp it

csuuuszkalnak

they sure do

Spectrum of overwhelm, now in triangle form due to popular demand

If you think having uncomfortable conversations is hard - wait until you see the result of not having them.

my wicked concubine keeps demanding i kill my best servants for her amusement

bro she is purposefully isolating you