OP: so this is the ‘intense regional downpour’ on the weather forecast
I love when the weather says 'fuck you, get soaked,' to a single mile-wide or square-mile piece of land.
OP: so this is the ‘intense regional downpour’ on the weather forecast
I love when the weather says 'fuck you, get soaked,' to a single mile-wide or square-mile piece of land.
fuck it everyone tell me about one fanfic which has changed your brain chemistry
Why are you lgbtq+? wrong answers only GO
Sorry @evilovesyou I meant to do it earlier and it got lost in my notes 🙈 this is mine:
1- Name of the artist: Camelphat
2- What is your gender? Hypercolour
3- Describe yourself: Freak
4- How do you feel? Carry Me Away
5- If you could go anywhere, where would it be? Trip
6- Who is/ describe your best friend: Dopamine Machine
7- Your favorite time of the day: Witching Hour
8- If your life was a TV show, what would it be called? Lose Your Head
9- What is life to you? Be Someone
10- Relationship status: Set Me Free (💀 if you know you know)
11- What do you fear? The System
I actually think these fit so well lol love that
idk who to tag, 😅 if you wanna do it… tag me to see it!
also, not featured here but one of my favorites:
eating pussy is literally so easy??? Like this is what cishet men are afraid of?? The best thing in the entire world and it’s not even hard??
Could i please get a small mammal cursed bio fact if u have one
the grasshopper mouse of the southwestern United States looks like a standard house mouse but is almost entirely carnivorous and is known to kill and consume everything from less homicidal mice to goddamn rattlesnakes, which they kill by jumping onto the snake’s back and gnawing through its spine
behold…. a Bastard
How could U fail to mention that this fool marks territory by howling? Yunno. Like a wolf
Oh. Oh I am in love with this bastard wolf mouse.
that little guy is locked in an evolutionary arms race (my favourite thing) with bark scorpions (he loves to eat those guys) - he’s not only immune to their venom, but he’s evolved such that that venom acts as an analgesic; he barely even feels the sting because the scorpion’s own venom blocks the pain of it. this effect is strong enough that they don’t really notice even when the scorpion is stinging them repeatedly in the face.
quastion
You can make friends over the internet by posting about wanting to see male celebrities having gay sex
Louis answering about LT3 on Twitter - 03.04
@official-penis-posts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Unethically sourced 
Me everytime a Teen Wolf anti pops into my feed 💅
i fixed it
you ever just click on a fanfic and read the first word and go “shut up” and exit
Authors who post like this are so deliciously unhinged. At this point it’s not even a fic- it’s a literary hostage situation, and i am ✨sat✨ ☕️