(taylor’s version)

my computer tried to eat this image but i will not be silenced

my computer tried

to eat this image but i

will not be silenced

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Happy April 3rd!

"nobody likes a complainer" you say, like an idiot, as if thriving ecosystems of friendships aren't blossoming every day based solely on people vocally disliking the same things in similar ways

kinda hard to take it seriously people complaining about "toxic yuri" this, "toxic yaoi" that. i grew up on toxic comp het; in my day we called them "cartoon sitcoms"

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

DELETE THIS POST

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

*clicks play in morbid curiosity*

*hammers reblog button*

I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do

so funny that humans imagined a creature that is like a human but bigger and called it a “giant”. that’s such an uncreative name. that’s just an adjective. “it’s a giant!” “a giant what?!” “a giant… um. yeah. giant.”

oh my god,,,, the word was originally used for the creature and not as an adjective,,,,, that’s even funnier *guy seeing something huge* wow! that’s roughly the size of one of those big creatures wouldn’t you say?

official linguistics post

call my bed an ashtray the way there's fags in there

MEAN TO ME ????

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

why is everything so big and round on my dash

I wish it was balls or ass or something of the like perhaps breasts of some sort

scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon

You’re right and you should say it

@viridianvulpix