Reblogged autism2009
"if tumblr dies you can find me on bluesky" "if tumblr dies you can find me on Instagram" if tumblr dies you cannot find me. It's over. I'm free.
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i summon thee, gimmick blogs, to bring me the fruits of your gimmick. failure to do so will result in death.
fruit.. i ate a fruit once......
You're not still mad about that, are you?
ADAM EATS GAY PEOPLE PASS IT ON
That's why he tried to bite me in the Garden?!?!
Luci you’re gay?! I’m so proud of you for coming out
girls pretty
Mayo behavior
Woah mama I'm elvis
🐌✨️ get snailed! 🐌✨️
Snoah snama I'm snailvis
ALL of us get some water!
Unofficial official non-official post
Official India post
uh. no goose detected!
Offical Satan post
Reblogged spongebobssquarepants
We literally cannot let them start charging 80 dollars for video games 70 dollars was already outrageous 60 was pushing it. 80 fucking dollars. ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR DAMN MIND. For MARIO?!?!?!?!?
If we don’t buy it, they’ll lower the price, just like the 3DS. They make more money from 2 million people buying it at $60 than 1 million at $80
Don't even buy the console, don't let them think they can get away with this
I refuse to live in a world where a console cartridge costs eighty fucking dollars
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People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter
[The artist, putting a simple cake next to a much fancier one: “Aw man, that guy’s cake is way better than mine.” The Audience, gleefully holding up a knife and fork “HOLY SHIT! TWO CAKES!”]
additions from the og artist (credit)
“Holy shit two cakes,” I mutter to myself as I do fucking anything these days, this post was a godsend
“holy shit, two cakes” should be an official part of Tumblr vocab.
“holy shit, two cakes”
should be an official part
of Tumblr vocab.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
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The Fresno Nightcrawlers. You agree. Reblog.
Happy thirteen years of Fresno Nightcrawlers, to those that celebrate
Happy fourteen years of Fresno Nightcrawlers, to those that celebrate
Happy fourteen years
of Fresno Nightcrawlers, to
those that celebrate
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Reblogged somecunttookmyurl
I know this is going to make me sound pretensions but I have to get it off my chest. I feel an unimaginable rage when someone posts a photo and is like "this picture looks like a renaissance painting lol" when the photo clearly has the lighting, colors and composition of a baroque or romantic painting. There are differences in these styles and those differences are important and labeling every "classical" looking painting as renaissance is annoying and upsetting to me. And anytime I come across one of those posts I have to put down my phone and go take a walk because they make me so mad
In case you're curious here's what I mean.
Renaissance(distinct lines, stability and the individual man):
Baroque (bold, chaotic, dramatic):
Romantic(romanticize the simple hard working life):
Do you see the difference?
this post has re-wired my brain in the best way
Reblogged spongebobssquarepants
*Scrolls past*
*reluctant sigh*
*scrolls back up*
*rebogs*
Reblogged cordezshenanigans
"The curse of the Pharaoh" trope is born from modern Egyptology and not part of ancient Egyptian beliefs, but I think the Pharaohs would really dig it.
"Fuck yeah I'm gonna curse whoever disturbs my afterlife! How fucking dare they?!"
"This is a historical mischaracterization but I think the figures I'm mischaracterizing would be into it" is a really funny take actually I support it
Shakespeare would probably be flattered by classist people thinking his plays are so good that a common-born person like him couldn't have possibly written them and the real author must be an aristocrat.
shakespeare would be fucking *insufferable* that millions of students have been forced to read and analyze his plays for centuries. and not even to debate if they're any good. but like write essays on the themes. in school. for grades. shakespeare would be so fucking smug about this his dick would explode.
Reblogged lgbtlaughs
estrogenesis-evangelion
hey wait! i know you! we used to be chained next to each other in the cave! wow, so good to see you, how are ya? man. remember how we used to talk about the shadows on the wall together. gosh that was a long time ago. but hey. sure is one heck of a sun out here, right? it's good to see you.
i wrote this post with happy tears in my eyes sitting in a parking lot after getting coffee for 3 hours with someone i did youth shakespeare with when we were teenagers and hadn't seen in 15 years, in which time we both transitioned, got into nerd shit, found a job that feels good, found people to spend our gay little lives with, and coincidentally moved to the same city. this is exactly how it felt. never ever ever kill yourself
Reblogged valtsv
You just had to be there I guess.
Reblogged just-mushroom-thoughts
Can't decide whether it's funnier to say "my hungry ass could never work at a" and then say something that implies you're eating something truly grotesque or something that just, makes no sense
"my hungry ass could never be a brain surgeon" awful. 10/10
"my hungry ass could never be a truck driver" ????? 10/10
EATYIGNIN TIJOK;L'HE????
